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(Politico)   I prefer SCOTUS nominees who don't shout "I LIKE BEER"   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-12-07 7:56:58 PM  
That's OK. I didn't want the job anyway.
 
2021-12-07 8:25:11 PM  
The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.
 
2021-12-07 8:25:39 PM  
Not really a surprise he was okay with the planned, overtly aggressive sexual assault.
 
2021-12-07 8:27:12 PM  
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2021-12-07 8:28:30 PM  
He almost didn't hire John Bolton because he has a mustache.

Style over substance ...

/not that anyone he hired had any substance
 
2021-12-07 8:29:04 PM  
TFG certainly is a role model for sober living, isn't he?

/ You too can be just like him if you just say no.
// I need a beer.
 
2021-12-07 8:29:05 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: [Fark user image 425x273]


Worst job interviewee ever.
 
2021-12-07 8:30:35 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.


To be fair Kavendaugh doesn't always drink beer.

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2021-12-07 8:31:15 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Doctor Funkenstein: [Fark user image 425x273]

Worst job interviewee ever.


And yet...
 
2021-12-07 8:31:27 PM  
Trump doesn't like people who drink beer or people who are apologetic instead of bombastic assholes?

Does not compute. Normally I only become a bombastic asshole after drinking beer.
 
2021-12-07 8:31:49 PM  

Summoner101: Not really a surprise he was okay with the planned, overtly aggressive sexual assault.


Along with the rest of the Republican party.
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2021-12-07 8:33:34 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Summoner101: Not really a surprise he was okay with the planned, overtly aggressive sexual assault.

Along with the rest of the Republican party.
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Conservatives don't do well with respecting bodily autonomy in others (especially women and children), that's for sure.
 
2021-12-07 8:35:08 PM  
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2021-12-07 8:36:02 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.


To paraphrase someone here, "Of all the lies Trump tells, it perplexes me people still believe this one."
 
2021-12-07 8:37:26 PM  
The dude liking beer is about the only thing human about him.
 
2021-12-07 8:38:50 PM  
We were so damned close to kicking off. With 84% oxygen and diving, not able to carry a briefcase, and his desire to stay at the White House, they should have just said "yeah sure just stay in bed no problem you don't need to go to Walter reed..."

He would have been dead in a week.
 
2021-12-07 8:41:06 PM  

freakay: We were so damned close to kicking off. With 84% oxygen and diving, not able to carry a briefcase, and his desire to stay at the White House, they should have just said "yeah sure just stay in bed no problem you don't need to go to Walter reed..."

He would have been dead in a week.


I was hoping to see video of him being wheeled out on stretcher in a body bag. Oh well.
 
2021-12-07 8:41:43 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: He almost didn't hire John Bolton because he has a mustache.

Style over substance ...

/not that anyone he hired had any substance


Or style.
 
2021-12-07 8:41:55 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: He almost didn't hire John Bolton because he has a mustache.

Style over substance ...

/not that anyone he hired had any substance


Sleep tight after looking at this.

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I'm so sorry.
 
2021-12-07 8:43:37 PM  
I only snort the finest imported Sudafed just like TFG.
 
2021-12-07 8:45:55 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.


UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

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//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar
 
2021-12-07 8:46:35 PM  

tricycleracer: I only snort the finest imported Sudafed just like TFG.


Damn you, you took the wind out of my sails!
 
2021-12-07 8:51:36 PM  

johnphantom: tricycleracer: I only snort the finest imported Sudafed just like TFG.

Damn you, you took the wind out of my sails!


Don't worry, we love you both equally.
 
2021-12-07 8:53:05 PM  

freakay: We were so damned close to kicking off. With 84% oxygen and diving, not able to carry a briefcase, and his desire to stay at the White House, they should have just said "yeah sure just stay in bed no problem you don't need to go to Walter reed..."

He would have been dead in a week.


A week? Three days max with those O2 numbers.
 
2021-12-07 8:55:07 PM  
So, Trump was "apoplectic" finding out that Mulvaney was out golfing.

That's just f***ing hilarious  -- I mean, welcome to the party, Bubba.
 
2021-12-07 8:57:31 PM  
Because he didn't say "I LICK TRUMP!"

No, not a typo.
 
2021-12-07 9:03:46 PM  

johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar


It was not more "methy" not is it currently illegal. 30mg, 60mg, and 120mg (extended release) pseudoephedrine is available nationwide behind the pharmacy counter. In front of the pharmacy is phenylephrine which is not as effective as a decongestant, and is not made into methamphetamine.
- Pharmacist since the '90's
 
2021-12-07 9:08:11 PM  
Would this have played better?

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2021-12-07 9:08:29 PM  
Ha ha,"yank"
 
2021-12-07 9:10:21 PM  
I'm not even conflicted.

That douche probably drinks Natty Lite.
 
2021-12-07 9:12:14 PM  

Renault: johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar

It was not more "methy" not is it currently illegal. 30mg, 60mg, and 120mg (extended release) pseudoephedrine is available nationwide behind the pharmacy counter. In front of the pharmacy is phenylephrine which is not as effective as a decongestant, and is not made into methamphetamine.
- Pharmacist since the '90's


It contained ephedra. I believe the UK version still does.
 
2021-12-07 9:15:29 PM  

Renault: johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar

It was not more "methy" not is it currently illegal. 30mg, 60mg, and 120mg (extended release) pseudoephedrine is available nationwide behind the pharmacy counter. In front of the pharmacy is phenylephrine which is not as effective as a decongestant, and is not made into methamphetamine.
- Pharmacist since the '90's


Oh and having 6 boxes of Sudafed is not illegal?
 
2021-12-07 9:19:29 PM  
I prefer SCOTUS nominees who don't shout "I LIKE BEER"
What about "I like turtles"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
 
2021-12-07 9:23:22 PM  

johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar


His adderall addiction has also been well documented.  According to one producer on The Apprentice, Trump would snort so much he'd occasionally shiat his pants.
 
2021-12-07 9:23:57 PM  
#45 was told by McTurtle to hire Kavanaugh.  McTurtle was told by the Federalist Society to hire Kavanaugh (the same consultant who chose the other Q-nut judges going back to Bush the lesser).  And someone else paid Beer bro's $180,000 credit card bills in cash right before his confirmation hearing.  Of course we will never know who that was because the FBI refused to perform a background check or investigate.
Trump is a lying sack of shiat.  They were both bought and paid for.  I doubt if #45 made a single important decision on his own all four years.
 
2021-12-07 10:11:45 PM  

johnphantom: Renault: johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar

It was not more "methy" not is it currently illegal. 30mg, 60mg, and 120mg (extended release) pseudoephedrine is available nationwide behind the pharmacy counter. In front of the pharmacy is phenylephrine which is not as effective as a decongestant, and is not made into methamphetamine.
- Pharmacist since the '90's

Oh and having 6 boxes of Sudafed is not illegal?


I'm not sure about the imported kind, but not pseudoephedrine . My wife has terrible sinus congestion and allergies, so her doctor prescribes a fark ton of the good stuff a few times a year. We have upwards of ten boxes in our bathroom closet at any given time.


If its illegal, our doctor, pharmacy, and insurance company are all dicking us over.
 
2021-12-07 10:20:48 PM  
Family Guy - "If you wanna be a supreme court justice..."
Youtube 4MJWqoNOSfU
 
2021-12-07 10:41:20 PM  
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2021-12-07 11:01:00 PM  

johnphantom: Renault: johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar

It was not more "methy" not is it currently illegal. 30mg, 60mg, and 120mg (extended release) pseudoephedrine is available nationwide behind the pharmacy counter. In front of the pharmacy is phenylephrine which is not as effective as a decongestant, and is not made into methamphetamine.
- Pharmacist since the '90's

Oh and having 6 boxes of Sudafed is not illegal?


Some of the facts surrounding that pic are debatable:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sudafed-trump-tower/
 
2021-12-07 11:12:14 PM  

johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar


I bet the "European" Sudafed comes from Little Saint James, in the virgin islands.
 
2021-12-07 11:44:01 PM  
I almost forgot that asshole doesn't drink. Now that I remember it doesn't surprise me he doesn't like anyone who enjoys drinking, even if they are an asshole who kisses his ass. When he runs again in 2024, he should be publically asked what his favorite beer or alcoholic beverage is and when he says he doesn't drink the clip should posted on Facebook along with an unverified claim that he really is a secret Muslim and that's why he lost in 2020 because god didn't want him to win. I have no doubt that will spread like wildfire in certain communities and dramatically reduce his chances at ever seeing the Oval Office again... at least one could hope. He made a living out of decrying "fake" news, it would be ironic that actual fake news would harm his chances at relection. I want to see that guy squirm, to the point that he is taking shots on live TV to prove he's not a Muslim only to have his fan base claim he's lying and it's just colored water.
 
2021-12-08 12:59:02 AM  
Aaaagh, f*ck everything about TFA. The outlet, the writers, and everyone mentioned in it. Just....aaaagh.
 
2021-12-08 3:15:54 AM  

JTtheCajun: johnphantom: Renault: johnphantom: Flaming Gas Bag: The idea that Trump is some sort of "tea totaler" is laughable. He may not drink alcohol but he's no stranger to other forms of intoxication.

UK Sudafed, made the old way it was in the US back before sometime in the 1990s when the Sudafed crackdown happened. It is much more "methy" and much more illegal, not to mention that he has so many of them:

[Fark user image image 850x478]//citation for knowledge of this kind of Sudafed: my dad ate handfuls of it in the 1980s when it came like 1000 tiny red pills in a jar

It was not more "methy" not is it currently illegal. 30mg, 60mg, and 120mg (extended release) pseudoephedrine is available nationwide behind the pharmacy counter. In front of the pharmacy is phenylephrine which is not as effective as a decongestant, and is not made into methamphetamine.
- Pharmacist since the '90's

Oh and having 6 boxes of Sudafed is not illegal?

I'm not sure about the imported kind, but not pseudoephedrine . My wife has terrible sinus congestion and allergies, so her doctor prescribes a fark ton of the good stuff a few times a year. We have upwards of ten boxes in our bathroom closet at any given time.


If its illegal, our doctor, pharmacy, and insurance company are all dicking us over.


Not illegal, but controlled and regulated.
 
2021-12-08 3:22:17 AM  

ChrisDe: [Fark user image image 599x600]


I remember that song!
 
2021-12-08 7:11:22 AM  
Too late, we have a Justice who had his gambling debts erased by the Kochs.
 
2021-12-08 11:40:01 AM  

Northern: Of course we will never know who that was because the FBI refused to perform a background check or investigate.


Gee, whatever happened to the guy who botched that?
 
2021-12-09 3:04:45 AM  
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