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2021-12-07 3:58:25 PM  
I am hoping that as a comedian Pete will outdo Yeezy in the kid naming battle, VerrazanoNarrows, SIFerry, SIZoo, WuTang etc.
 
2021-12-07 3:59:51 PM  
Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?
 
2021-12-07 4:09:04 PM  

question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?


Find a life mate before you get ugly.
 
2021-12-07 4:21:31 PM  
I can't be the only person in the world that finds her vapid and hideous to the point where I wouldn't even want to be in the same building as her for fear of catching it.
 
2021-12-07 4:23:22 PM  

question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?


By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.
 
2021-12-07 4:25:08 PM  
If I had to guess, Kim's people are leaking this story just to drive Kanye crazy.  Well, more crazy.
 
2021-12-07 4:25:50 PM  
We could just put them on a chartered plane and make sure they go the way of Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and The Big Bopper.
 
2021-12-07 4:27:30 PM  
One step closer to Idiocracy?

We made that achievement a long time ago, and are now engaged is some sick and twisted "how low can you go?" contest.
 
2021-12-07 4:28:13 PM  

question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?


We need laws.  Laws stating a that after divorce, or before divorce, a person must be single for 5 years.  And all parasitic jizz infections conceptualized in the 5 year window will be aborted.

Problem solved.
 
2021-12-07 4:29:23 PM  
I'm sure the kid will be adorable

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2021-12-07 4:31:08 PM  
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2021-12-07 4:31:51 PM  

rummonkey: I can't be the only person in the world that finds her vapid and hideous to the point where I wouldn't even want to be in the same building as her for fear of catching it.


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2021-12-07 4:33:38 PM  

stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.


Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.
 
2021-12-07 4:33:45 PM  

Uzzah: If I had to guess, Kim's people are leaking this story just to drive Kanye crazy.  Well, more crazy.


Hoping he an heros himself?
 
2021-12-07 4:39:14 PM  

question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.

Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.


You're asking the wrong question.  Why did she have those first two kids in the first place?  The answer to that question will be very helpful in addressing the thrust of the second.

My theory in this case is that she conceptualizes herself, literally, as a princess.  By which I mean actual royalty.  She's securing her dynasty and spreading her leg... acy.
 
2021-12-07 4:41:17 PM  

question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.

Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.


If they're paying the bills for them, who farking cares how many kids a grown couple has.
 
2021-12-07 4:48:56 PM  
Well, this in no way changes my belief Davidson is just using beards for publicity.
 
2021-12-07 4:51:59 PM  

stoli n coke: question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.

Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.

If they're paying the bills for them, who farking cares how many kids a grown couple has.


Because it's how we get Idiocracy.
 
2021-12-07 4:52:24 PM  
Why not? She doesn't carry her kids and has the scratch to rent wombs for the rest of her life. We could be reading this same story for the next 30 years.
 
2021-12-07 4:55:31 PM  

question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.

Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.

If they're paying the bills for them, who farking cares how many kids a grown couple has.

Because it's how we get Idiocracy.


Insert the astronaut meme jpg here.

"Always has been".
 
2021-12-07 4:58:01 PM  
Pete has some Svengali shiat going on, I would make a deal with Satan for half his bootie.
 
2021-12-07 4:59:23 PM  

question_dj: Because it's how we get Idiocracy.


The well tread opine of people who think they're a lot smarter than they really are.
Seeing a Luke Wilson movie doesn't make you some tortured unappreciated intellectual.
 
2021-12-07 5:00:43 PM  

stoli n coke: question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.

Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.

If they're paying the bills for them, who farking cares how many kids a grown couple has.


Look at what you wrote. Read it to yourself out loud.

Now, try to consider children as actual human beings, and not just a financial obligation.
 
2021-12-07 5:03:46 PM  
Pet's not going to be with her that long.
Well, maybe he's thinking, "Wow, I'm not the F'd up idiot in the relationship for a change."
Why did I even post? Who gives a rat's ass?
 
2021-12-07 5:04:39 PM  
As hard as I try, I can't force myself to give a flying rats ass about any of these useless people.

I'm lying...I didn't try at all.
 
2021-12-07 5:06:30 PM  

AteMyBrain: As hard as I try, I can't force myself to give a flying rats ass about any of these useless people.

I'm lying...I didn't try at all.


Hey! Rat's ass, man!
 
2021-12-07 5:08:25 PM  
In "Idiocracy", the president realized he had an emergency and he summoned the smartest man in America to help him solve it. He was an infinitely better leader than most politicians today.
 
2021-12-07 5:08:33 PM  

stoli n coke: question_dj: Because it's how we get Idiocracy.

The well tread opine of people who think they're a lot smarter than they really are.
Seeing a Luke Wilson movie doesn't make you some tortured unappreciated intellectual.


I used to feel the same way as you.

Now I consider Idiocracy the optimistic outcome. They sought out the smartest person they could find and listened to them.
 
2021-12-07 5:18:12 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: stoli n coke: question_dj: Because it's how we get Idiocracy.

The well tread opine of people who think they're a lot smarter than they really are.
Seeing a Luke Wilson movie doesn't make you some tortured unappreciated intellectual.

I used to feel the same way as you.

Now I consider Idiocracy the optimistic outcome. They sought out the smartest person they could find and listened to them.

They didn't seek him out, he just showed up.
 
2021-12-07 5:18:38 PM  
"Closer", subs?

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2021-12-07 5:24:26 PM  
"Closer to Idiocracy"?  We were there when a complete unknown became a billionaire because of a purposely leaked sex tape. We're just living in the midst of Idiocracy now.
 
2021-12-07 5:30:30 PM  
So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!
 
2021-12-07 5:41:22 PM  

Pinner: Lumbar Puncture: stoli n coke: question_dj: Because it's how we get Idiocracy.

The well tread opine of people who think they're a lot smarter than they really are.
Seeing a Luke Wilson movie doesn't make you some tortured unappreciated intellectual.

I used to feel the same way as you.

Now I consider Idiocracy the optimistic outcome. They sought out the smartest person they could find and listened to them.
They didn't seek him out, he just showed up.


Hell we don't listen to experts now even when they just show up, so I'm still going with it's far too optimistic.
 
2021-12-07 5:47:24 PM  
Seems like a sideways step.
 
2021-12-07 5:48:59 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Pinner: Lumbar Puncture: stoli n coke: question_dj: Because it's how we get Idiocracy.

The well tread opine of people who think they're a lot smarter than they really are.
Seeing a Luke Wilson movie doesn't make you some tortured unappreciated intellectual.

I used to feel the same way as you.

Now I consider Idiocracy the optimistic outcome. They sought out the smartest person they could find and listened to them.
They didn't seek him out, he just showed up.

Hell we don't listen to experts now even when they just show up, so I'm still going with it's far too optimistic.


I really don't want to agree with you. I'm on the edge, man.
 
2021-12-07 5:49:39 PM  
Fark needs a Kardashian tag so I'll know not to click on any of those links.
 
2021-12-07 5:54:21 PM  

Lambskincoat: Pete has some Svengali shiat going on, I would make a deal with Satan for half his bootie.


You need to read up on how Satan fulfills his side of a bargain and phrase your wishes a lot more carefully. Asking for half of Davidson's bootie could mean your ass becomes an exact replica of his minus one cheek, or maybe you sprout one of his cheeks between your own.
 
2021-12-07 5:55:27 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: "Closer to Idiocracy"?  We were there when a complete unknown became a billionaire because of a purposely leaked sex tape. We're just living in the midst of Idiocracy now.


and a boring tape at that
 
2021-12-07 6:04:27 PM  
Kanye is gonna do some shiat that makes OJ seem calm and rational.
 
2021-12-07 6:09:06 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Kanye is gonna do some shiat that makes OJ seem calm and rational.


Pffft.
He'll sell out a concert where people get to watch him cry for 40 min.
 
2021-12-07 6:25:08 PM  

question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?



ok i'm a take a stab at this. no first hand xp though, happy with my honey for over 20 years now, guessing from people around me going through that as well as being in the right age range myself.

i'd suspect having enough xp in the right social interaction stats plays heavily to this.

If you "been there, done that" enough for whatever, you got a stronger sense of what you do and do not like/get in for/get down with.
As well that it also takes a  fair amount of xp lvls in, who the fook am i?, before we're getting any good at answering the "know thy self" questions accurately too. That plays heavily to the outcomes we wind up in, being pleasing/satisfying to us or not.
But once you do got that stuff really figured out. Then there is a lot of, well no chase to cut through any more. Lot of that early life being coy kind of stuff. Truth is you can't tell someone about who yo are when you're still figuring that out for yourself really.And then that whole, as you age and each passing year is a smaller and smaller portion of your xp time. It changes your perspective on how much you got let to work wiht. Or maybe, simply puts it inot your view that time is actually a finite resource ever being consumed at a basically fixed rate, no matter how much of it we live in or not.=seems like the natural conditions of life on the bell curve around this general age zone set the situation up for relationship status updates take less time than it used to when we were younger.and other factors as mentioned likely also have their weights. try to sell it before it goes on the discount rack and all that not withstanding.
 
2021-12-07 7:23:26 PM  

rummonkey: I can't be the only person in the world that finds her vapid and hideous to the point where I wouldn't even want to be in the same building as her for fear of catching it.


I hate the kardashians and their effect on society and television as much as the next person, but among stagehands she actually has a reputation as being incredibly nice. Like constantly going out of her way to make amends to randos after Kanye pulled some bullshiat attitude. Another fun fact, stagehands have absolutely hated Bill Cosby for as long as any of the ones I worked with can remember, he has just about the worst reputation of anyone I can recall. I worked a job for a tour he was doing ages ago, and other stagehands were like: try not to even look at him, he's a farking piece of shiat. Not remotely surprising in hindsight.

/former part-time stagehand
 
2021-12-07 7:31:06 PM  

Uzzah: If I had to guess, Kim's people are leaking this story just to drive Kanye crazy.  Well, more crazy.


You mean they leaked it for the brand.

That family is only about the money.
 
2021-12-07 7:33:10 PM  

stoli n coke: question_dj: stoli n coke: question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?

By your forties, you only have so much time before the cream and eggs go sour.

Ask subby's parents how disappointing it is when that happens.

Right. But Kim already has two kids. Why the fark do people get divorced and then be like, "oh let's get married and have other kids!"

They have some already. Raise those. Don't make new ones.

If they're paying the bills for them, who farking cares how many kids a grown couple has.


Because neglect is child abuse.

Nick Cannon has how many kids without how many different women?  You think he's a father figure in their lives?  Odds are no, he isn't.

Well...one less fatherless child now.
 
2021-12-07 7:33:14 PM  

question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?


They're entertainers.  Fly-by-night marriages have been a part of Hollywood forever.
 
2021-12-07 7:37:37 PM  

question_dj: Why do people in their 30s and 40s speed-run relationships after divorce?


If she wants to have kids she has like five minutes on the clock to have healthy ones and like a decade or so to have any at all (at least without artificial fertilization and surrogates and similar shenaniganry).

I mean... the reason she specifically is doing it is a desperate grab to regain failing celebrity status and faltering public attention, but in general that's why people in their late 30s lean hard on the fast-forward button on family planning.

People who have no intention of having kids or are actively averse to the idea are much, much more chill about dating in general, I have a couple relatives in their late fifties who started 'talking about maybe getting engaged' to their current SO almost twenty years ago and are still waffling back and forth on moving in together.  Honestly, the desire for kids tends to necessitate planning and putting relationships on a schedule that's otherwise absent even for younger people, or at least it seems to.  Anecdotally, most of the married people I know with kids got married within a couple years of dating and had the kids within a year of that, and most of the married people I know without kids had a fairly extended engagement.
 
2021-12-07 7:44:42 PM  
Jimmy Carr's Pete Davidson 9/11 Joke
Youtube yFj4ylD8QtQ
 
2021-12-07 7:55:41 PM  
I'm betting the "kids" thing is news to Pete. Read TFA.
 
2021-12-07 8:02:33 PM  

Uzzah: If I had to guess, Kim's people are leaking this story just to drive Kanye crazy.  Well, more crazy.


That's a short drive.
 
2021-12-07 8:04:31 PM  
I hate them both
 
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