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(Valley News)   Casting aspersions on my asparagus: The halfwit unwisedom of Louie Gohmert   (vnews.com) divider line
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2021-12-07 7:33:23 PM  
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2021-12-07 7:34:45 PM  
Well now I'm really on the fence about moving to Texas.
 
2021-12-07 7:39:34 PM  
so dumb

how dumb?

sofa king dumb!
 
2021-12-07 7:39:52 PM  

foo monkey: Well now I'm really on the fence about moving to Texas.


It only look like a fence, it's really a big, beautiful wall.
 
2021-12-07 7:42:54 PM  
The Texas A G race will become know as the Dumb and Dumber campaign ..
 
2021-12-07 7:43:50 PM  
Damn! Valley News Good find sub.
The dude has some good points. like all of them
We need everyone to engage in the disempowerment of people like Gohmert
 
2021-12-07 7:48:47 PM  
He looks like Dan Castellaneta and I'm not OK with that.

/d'oh
 
2021-12-07 7:54:23 PM  
Go swallow another tooth, asshole.

/Lived in his district for years. Couldn't wait to get the hell out.
 
2021-12-07 7:57:28 PM  
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/GGWP
 
2021-12-07 7:59:34 PM  
We're all shiatting on him for being stupid, but now that I think about it, running for Texas AG is a pretty damned good idea for him.  He's got a couple SCOTUS cases in the queue, but other than that and bluster about voting and illegals, what does he have to do?  Sounds cushy.
 
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2021-12-07 8:00:40 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: He looks like Dan Castellaneta and I'm not OK with that.

/d'oh


To me he looks like Ernest the Vampire

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2021-12-07 8:00:51 PM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 598x513]

/GGWP


Anyone verify that that was indeed a tooth and not his brain?
 
2021-12-07 8:01:49 PM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 598x513]

/GGWP


He's a reanimated corpse falling apart before our eyes, isn't he?  It explains so much.
 
2021-12-07 8:01:52 PM  
He's Texas Smart!
 
2021-12-07 8:02:35 PM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 598x513]

/GGWP


I frequently get Gohmert & Gosar confused. Gosar's the dentist, not Gohmert, otherwise that would be ironic.
 
2021-12-07 8:05:03 PM  
Jeez, that is one dumb mofo.
 
2021-12-07 8:05:18 PM  
Love this:

At Liberty University in 2015, Gohmert doubled down with a proposed government-funded study. "How about if we take four heterosexual couples, and put them on an island where they have everything they need to live and exist, and we take four couples of just men and put them on an island where they have all they need to survive," he said. "And then let's take four couples of just women and put them on an island, and then let's come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors."

We live in a society now, shiat-bag. And by the way, since when do you primitive screw-heads care about natural selection?
 
2021-12-07 8:07:41 PM  
Not relevant to anything but my amusement, but my boyfriend does the BEST Gohmert impression.

"Anderson, you're better than that!"

"Terror babies!"

Cracks me up every time.
 
2021-12-07 8:11:51 PM  
Quarter-wit? Eighth-wit? Still too much?
 
2021-12-07 8:44:03 PM  

hammettman: nakmuay: [Fark user image 598x513]

/GGWP

Anyone verify that that was indeed a tooth and not his brain?


We can see it, so clearly it isn't his non-existent brain.
 
2021-12-07 8:49:10 PM  
Don't Gohmert that point my friend...
 
2021-12-07 8:52:20 PM  
There are members of Congress who act way dumber than they really are, but Gohmert is legitimately stupid.  If his IQ cracks 80, I'd be shocked.
 
2021-12-07 9:33:33 PM  
I don't recall hearing about Gomer announcing his retirement. Now Nunes as well.

I guess it's all part of their plan to impeach Biden.
 
2021-12-07 9:47:28 PM  
Is there some sort of election that all the Congress critters do at the end of a session (like field day in elementary school) where they vote for who is the dumbest member? Do they give out prizes, like gold "you tried" stars or dates with the ugliest page (which is obviously another contest)?
 
2021-12-07 10:04:00 PM  
He's not just stupid, he's just profoundly ignorant of practically everything. It's like he has a 3rd grader's understanding of how the world works, much like TFG.

Here he is asking the dumbest question of the year re: combatting climate change.

Republican congressman suggests changing moon's orbit to fight climate change
Youtube DHjktX1oQPU


The recipient is being diplomatic, but she's doing everything she can to hold it in and not tell him "That's the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard. Superman's not real so we have no means of moving the moon's orbit, and even if we did it has fark-all to do with climate change."

I mean I'm sure that was what she was thinking.
 
2021-12-07 11:19:54 PM  

Ishkur: He's not just stupid, he's just profoundly ignorant of practically everything. It's like he has a 3rd grader's understanding of how the world works, much like TFG.

Here he is asking the dumbest question of the year re: combatting climate change.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/DHjktX1o​QPU]

The recipient is being diplomatic, but she's doing everything she can to hold it in and not tell him "That's the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard. Superman's not real so we have no means of moving the moon's orbit, and even if we did it has fark-all to do with climate change."

I mean I'm sure that was what she was thinking.


There are certainly other members of Congress who would say something that stupid, but they know better and they're saying it because the dumbasses they want to vote for them want to hear it.  Gohmert believes it.  He really did think he'd figured that out, and that would work.
 
2021-12-07 11:51:12 PM  
Gohmert frequently opines on mating habits. He worried that stopping the flow of oil through the Alaska pipeline would have a direct effect on the caribou population because when caribou "want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline." He wondered if a study might be necessary "to see how adversely the caribou would be affected if that warm oil ever quit flowing."

SNL couldn't come up with anything this dumb....

Strange how dedicated he is to the idea of studies considering all evidence is he has never studied anything...
 
2021-12-08 2:40:20 AM  
Asparagus?  Wrong vegetable.

This is a potato.  It's smarter and more useful than Louie Gohmert:

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2021-12-08 2:42:49 AM  

Fart_Machine: He's Texas Smart!


Well he does have an undsrgrad degree from A&M and a Law degree from Baylor.  Cuz his Daddy literally bought Louie his grades.
 
2021-12-08 8:31:51 AM  
To be fair, he accurately represents his constituents.
 
2021-12-08 8:32:44 AM  

mikalmd: The Texas A G race will become know as the Dumb and Dumber campaign ..


Crooked and crookeder.
 
2021-12-08 8:36:06 AM  

Slappy Longballs: Love this:

At Liberty University in 2015, Gohmert doubled down with a proposed government-funded study. "How about if we take four heterosexual couples, and put them on an island where they have everything they need to live and exist, and we take four couples of just men and put them on an island where they have all they need to survive," he said. "And then let's take four couples of just women and put them on an island, and then let's come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors."

We live in a society now, shiat-bag. And by the way, since when do you primitive screw-heads care about natural selection?


You'd end up with 3 empty islands. 8 people isn't enough to create a stable population.
 
2021-12-08 8:54:10 AM  

Ishkur: He's not just stupid, he's just profoundly ignorant of practically everything. It's like he has a 3rd grader's understanding of how the world works, much like TFG.

Here he is asking the dumbest question of the year re: combatting climate change.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/DHjktX1o​QPU]

The recipient is being diplomatic, but she's doing everything she can to hold it in and not tell him "That's the dumbest farking thing I've ever heard. Superman's not real so we have no means of moving the moon's orbit, and even if we did it has fark-all to do with climate change."

I mean I'm sure that was what she was thinking.


Hey, now; a close graze of the Earth by the Moon would no doubt draw the atmosphere away to be lost into space; which will absolutely help ease the current wild swings in weather and cool the climate in the long run.  You just need to think three potatoes ahead like the esteemed Congresshobo.
 
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