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2021-12-07 1:10:06 PM  
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2021-12-07 1:51:37 PM  
You can get COVID and herpes in one fell swoop. Double bonus if you make a baby with crazy. Your life will never be the same
 
2021-12-07 1:52:29 PM  
I could get behind that.
 
2021-12-07 1:52:44 PM  
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All yours ladies
 
2021-12-07 1:52:52 PM  
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2021-12-07 1:53:17 PM  
Well, I didn't get the vaccine administered into my penis, so technically you could say it's an unvaxxed dick, right?
 
2021-12-07 1:54:28 PM  
I'm not sure whether a "hard no" or a "soft no" is more appropriate here
 
2021-12-07 1:54:34 PM  
no thanks, i'm good!

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2021-12-07 1:54:47 PM  
Most people who are unvaxxed are dicks.
 
2021-12-07 1:55:05 PM  
Chasing disease? Okay. A fetish for anything I guess.
 
2021-12-07 1:55:18 PM  
Some saying about sticking certain things into a certain psychoses.
 
2021-12-07 1:55:33 PM  
Or did she mean unwaxxed?
 
2021-12-07 1:55:34 PM  
Cue the Marx Brothers:
Viaduct, Via-not a chicken?
 
2021-12-07 1:55:42 PM  
I feel like there's some sex move you could do where the name involves some run down city involving ejaculating and showing her your vaccine card at the same time.
 
2021-12-07 1:55:43 PM  
Why?  Is she looking to give someone a practical medical reason to reconsider their stance on vaccination?
 
2021-12-07 1:56:21 PM  
Sadly these people are still breeding.
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2021-12-07 1:56:50 PM  

jethroe: I could get behind that.


Pretty sure if you got on top of that, she'd suffocate and die.
 
2021-12-07 1:57:01 PM  

sammyk: Sadly these people are still breeding.
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Stock photos don't count.
 
2021-12-07 1:57:10 PM  
I have a case of Natural Light, situated under a big, angled box, with a stick prop and a string.  I am waiting behind the nearest bush, waiting to set the trap, and take this young lady back to beauty school, or wherever she might have escaped from...
 
2021-12-07 1:57:37 PM  
I think I can hook her up with Stew.

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2021-12-07 1:57:47 PM  
She spelled "Any" wrong
 
2021-12-07 1:58:03 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I'm not sure whether a "hard no" or a "soft no" is more appropriate here


An immediate no
 
2021-12-07 1:59:16 PM  
Both of them need to die horribly.
 
2021-12-07 1:59:31 PM  
Duck you, autocorrect!
 
2021-12-07 1:59:31 PM  
I got the vaccine shot into my arm...
 
2021-12-07 2:01:10 PM  
So they are looking for guys that looked down while they piss and think "one little prick is plenty"

Maybe they are into popping zits? *Shrug*
 
2021-12-07 2:01:11 PM  

Grungehamster: I think I can hook her up with Stew.

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oh please oh please let that be a shiat ton of colloidal silver.
 
2021-12-07 2:01:19 PM  

Headso: I feel like there's some sex move you could do where the name involves some run down city involving ejaculating and showing her your vaccine card at the same time.


A Rochester Surprise?
 
2021-12-07 2:02:13 PM  

Grungehamster: I think I can hook her up with Stew.

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No doctor in the USA prescribes colloidal silver.
 
2021-12-07 2:02:36 PM  
That really bugs me.
 
2021-12-07 2:03:25 PM  
I went to school and I got the big D!
 
2021-12-07 2:03:41 PM  
Response: "Just the chip."
 
2021-12-07 2:04:20 PM  

Grungehamster: I think I can hook her up with Stew.

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What's important is I'm not putting any strange chemicals from a vaccine in my body!
 
2021-12-07 2:04:20 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I'm not sure whether a "hard no" or a "soft no" is more appropriate here


My thought is just quietly leaving.
 
2021-12-07 2:04:40 PM  
 
2021-12-07 2:05:30 PM  

fortheloveof: Grungehamster: I think I can hook her up with Stew.

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No doctor in the USA prescribes colloidal silver.


Nebulizing hydrogen peroxide is also frowned upon in the medical community, but he found his quack and is going to pump himself up with all this crap as an alternative to letting them put who knows what into his body.
 
2021-12-07 2:05:55 PM  

fortheloveof: Grungehamster: I think I can hook her up with Stew.

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No doctor in the USA prescribes colloidal silver.


or hydrogen peroxide in a nebulizer. well maybe Dr. Oz.
 
2021-12-07 2:05:59 PM  
Whatever happened to the classy old method of going to a sketchy sports bar and loudly lamenting that you forgot your credit card, how are you going to get smashed now?
 
2021-12-07 2:06:38 PM  
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2021-12-07 2:07:37 PM  
I'm unvaccinated.

Against tuberculosis and anthrax.

Call me.
 
2021-12-07 2:07:41 PM  
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Why a duck?
 
2021-12-07 2:07:42 PM  
Hey everybody!! Paul Gosar is gonna get laid!
 
2021-12-07 2:07:51 PM  
Don't bring politics into farking.
 
2021-12-07 2:08:23 PM  
And the penalty if someone were to lie about their vaccination status?
 
2021-12-07 2:08:26 PM  
STIs: Gotta Catch 'Em All!
 
2021-12-07 2:08:38 PM  

sammyk: Sadly these people are still breeding.
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Nobody is farking a guy with a T-shirt tucked into his pleated khakis.
 
2021-12-07 2:09:03 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Don't bring politics into farking.


At least when they have let's go Brandon in their Tinder profile I know to swipe left.

Same goes for any sort of anti-vaccination bullshiat.
 
2021-12-07 2:09:17 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Don't bring politics into farking.


...are you new to this planet?
 
2021-12-07 2:09:24 PM  

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All yours ladies


something tells me this is the one she wants, even though it's...tainted.

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2021-12-07 2:09:28 PM  
Hopefully there are more smart, creative, descent people then there are magats. It is simply hard to accept that this level of obtuse stupidity will win out in the long term.
 
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