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(Politico)   Judge sets trial date for Steve Bannon's contempt of Congress case. It's not quite November 2022, but it's close enough   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-12-07 12:52:02 PM  
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2021-12-07 12:53:31 PM  
So, July 17th, Bannon comes down with a "medical problem" and asks for a delay

August 15th, Bannon fires his attorney and requests a delay to get a new one

September 15th, the "medical condition" returns...

Repeat ad nauseum... delay achieved
 
2021-12-07 12:57:06 PM  
Why farking bother?
 
2021-12-07 12:58:59 PM  
Trump appointee?

Judge Carl Nichols, a 2019 appointee... Ohhhh yeah, baby.  Trump appointee.  The Republicans played the long game on the judiciary, and man is it ever paying off.
 
2021-12-07 1:00:53 PM  
How the f*ck can you get bail for contempt of Congress? We're such a joke.
 
2021-12-07 1:01:44 PM  
What the actual fark
 
2021-12-07 1:02:39 PM  
Fortunately, support of insurrection and attempting a coup is no big deal and the trial certainly can wait until then.

Where the FARK is the urgency on this?
 
2021-12-07 1:08:21 PM  
Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?
 
2021-12-07 1:10:52 PM  

WTFDYW: Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?


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2021-12-07 1:30:19 PM  

WTFDYW: Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?


Yes.
 
2021-12-07 1:33:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Trump appointee?

Judge Carl Nichols, a 2019 appointee... Ohhhh yeah, baby.  Trump appointee.  The Republicans played the long game on the judiciary, and man is it ever paying off.


But her emails...
 
2021-12-07 1:40:29 PM  
The committee is a farking joke.
 
2021-12-07 1:40:56 PM  
Told ya.

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2021-12-07 1:41:38 PM  
Having as many "Republicans are crooks" things in the news come election time is a good thing, ladies and germs.
 
2021-12-07 1:41:59 PM  

WTFDYW: Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?


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Why bother holding criminal ex-presidents accountable now?
 
2021-12-07 1:42:21 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Trump appointee?

Judge Carl Nichols, a 2019 appointee... Ohhhh yeah, baby.  Trump appointee.  The Republicans played the long game on the judiciary, and man is it ever paying off.


yep, the tricked harry reid into making it easier for them to stack the courts.
 
2021-12-07 1:42:58 PM  

Geotpf: Having as many "Republicans are crooks" things in the news come election time is a good thing, ladies and germs.


Not according to CNN. The GOP has already swept 2022 and I shouldn't bother to vote.
Thanks, CNN.
 
2021-12-07 1:43:00 PM  
I'm not even going to bother.
 
2021-12-07 1:45:20 PM  
yeah, fark this shiat.
 
2021-12-07 1:45:42 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Fortunately, support of insurrection and attempting a coup is no big deal and the trial certainly can wait until then.

Where the FARK is the urgency on this?


The Trump-appointed judge put it in his other robes.  Why would he care?
 
2021-12-07 1:46:40 PM  

OldRod: So, July 17th, Bannon comes down with a "medical problem" and asks for a delay


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2021-12-07 1:46:56 PM  
You guys aren't clapping for Tinkerbell hard enough in this thread, so of course Bannon is going to walk.
 
2021-12-07 1:47:46 PM  
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2021-12-07 1:48:03 PM  
This is proof that you shouldn't vote and you should let Republicans win elections.
 
2021-12-07 1:48:03 PM  

Weatherkiss: You guys aren't clapping for Tinkerbell hard enough in this thread, so of course Bannon is going to walk.


Any room up there on your fence for me?
 
2021-12-07 1:48:36 PM  

FlashHarry: The committee is a farking joke.


Don't worry, we were told by no less than ten farkers that soon, Nancy Pelosi Herself will come out to personally suplex each and every one of these evil gentlemen.
 
2021-12-07 1:49:00 PM  

Weatherkiss: You guys aren't clapping for Tinkerbell hard enough in this thread, so of course Bannon is going to walk.


The judge was going to set a January date but then he saw Fark posts saying ANGH and that's why he moved it back 6 months.
 
2021-12-07 1:49:31 PM  

Rapmaster2000: This is proof that you shouldn't vote and you should let Republicans win elections.


Yeah but Hillery.  She was too New Way for me.
 
2021-12-07 1:49:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: How the f*ck can you get bail for contempt of Congress? We're such a joke.


It's only a misdemeanor, which is another problem altogether. How in the hell is contempt of Congress a misdemeanor, but drug possession is a felony?
 
2021-12-07 1:49:53 PM  
This is how federal criminal trials work. It takes a while.
 
2021-12-07 1:49:59 PM  
Stop calling it a subpoena.
 
2021-12-07 1:50:33 PM  

shut_it_down: NewportBarGuy: How the f*ck can you get bail for contempt of Congress? We're such a joke.

It's only a misdemeanor, which is another problem altogether. How in the hell is contempt of Congress a misdemeanor, but drug possession is a felony?


Because one is a vile, heinous crime for Black people and the other is an innocent mistake made by rich white people.
 
2021-12-07 1:50:33 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Trump appointee?

Judge Carl Nichols, a 2019 appointee... Ohhhh yeah, baby.  Trump appointee.  The Republicans played the long game on the judiciary, and man is it ever paying off.


McTurdle appointee.
 
2021-12-07 1:50:34 PM  

Morning Horsefarts: FlashHarry: The committee is a farking joke.

Don't worry, we were told by no less than ten farkers that soon, Nancy Pelosi Herself will come out to personally suplex each and every one of these evil gentlemen.


Or maybe not that exact wrestling move....
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2021-12-07 1:50:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: WTFDYW: Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?

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2021-12-07 1:51:04 PM  

WTFDYW: Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?


Just wait! Let the process do the magic. No urgency here.
 
2021-12-07 1:51:12 PM  

fiddlehead: OldRod: So, July 17th, Bannon comes down with a "medical problem" and asks for a delay

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He can also borrow Harvey Weinstein's walker.
 
2021-12-07 1:51:40 PM  
They're going to succeed next time.
 
2021-12-07 1:51:49 PM  

Geotpf: Having as many "Republicans are crooks" things in the news come election time is a good thing, ladies and germs.


Their Base is so base, they thinks those are badges of honor.
 
2021-12-07 1:53:15 PM  

Morning Horsefarts: FlashHarry: The committee is a farking joke.

Don't worry, we were told by no less than ten farkers that soon, Nancy Pelosi Herself will come out to personally suplex each and every one of these evil gentlemen.


STOP DOOM SAYING YOU BERNIE BRO'S
 
2021-12-07 1:53:34 PM  
A reminder;

People telling you to "trust the process" are repeating a line from
a sports franchise that deliberately lost for several seasons so they could get draft multiple young stars over the years and win championships.

That franchise has since won zero championships for their efforts.
 
2021-12-07 1:53:40 PM  
Nobody could have predicted this.
 
2021-12-07 1:53:57 PM  
Damn feels good to be a gangster... sorry rich connected republican. Any of you farkers commit a misdemeanor you'd be in court by February probably at the latest.
 
2021-12-07 1:55:23 PM  
This might go a little faster if Bannon didn't get to stay home until then.
 
2021-12-07 1:58:37 PM  

Jesterling: They're going to succeed next time.


We are still in the middle of the first time.
 
2021-12-07 1:59:16 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Fortunately, support of insurrection and attempting a coup is no big deal and the trial certainly can wait until then.

Where the FARK is the urgency on this?


Lol....he's white?
 
2021-12-07 2:00:53 PM  

EyeballKid: WTFDYW: Every fu*king one of these cocksuckers are going to walk free aren't they?

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Why bother holding criminal ex-presidents accountable now?


Why yes, yes they will ALL walk.....lol
F*ck 'merica....
 
2021-12-07 2:01:27 PM  

EyeballKid: A reminder;

People telling you to "trust the process" are repeating a line from
a sports franchise that deliberately lost for several seasons so they could get draft multiple young stars over the years and win championships.

That franchise has since won zero championships for their efforts.


They also mock QAnon adherents for "trusting the plan"
 
2021-12-07 2:02:10 PM  
This guy isn't going to trial before TFG is reelected
 
2021-12-07 2:04:04 PM  

Weatherkiss: You guys aren't clapping for Tinkerbell hard enough in this thread, so of course Bannon is going to walk.


Wait a minute! You can't see what I am fap... ohhh, you said clapping. Forget I said anything. Not a word. Just between you and me, okay?
 
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