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2021-12-07 11:26:21 AM  
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2021-12-07 12:26:18 PM  
But...girls don't poop. What is she going to possibly show us???
 
2021-12-07 12:34:01 PM  

Combustion: But...girls don't poop. What is she going to possibly show us???


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2021-12-07 12:35:55 PM  
2 Girls, 1 Cathole?
 
2021-12-07 12:55:53 PM  
I was going to be very disappointed if this wasn't about shiatting in the woods.
 
yms
2021-12-07 12:57:11 PM  
Poop in the woods my ass.
 
2021-12-07 12:57:48 PM  
I know a lot of people who would need search and rescue if they walked 70 large steps into the woods.
 
2021-12-07 12:58:14 PM  
This is why my idea of camping is a Sheraton.
 
2021-12-07 12:59:09 PM  
Now I'm picturing someone following all these steps after drinking some creek water and getting Giardia.
 
2021-12-07 12:59:34 PM  
The Peup?
 
2021-12-07 12:59:55 PM  
A NEW POPE (2005)
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2021-12-07 1:00:47 PM  
There is no Pope Ursa, and the Ursaline catholic academics are girl's schools.  The entire rich joke punchline cannot be repaired at this point.
 
2021-12-07 1:03:29 PM  
Why would I bother to dig a hole?

Especially this time of year when you can watch the steam rising off of it...
 
2021-12-07 1:03:46 PM  

king of vegas: This is why my idea of camping is a Sheraton.


You are so missing out on the real experience.

Try the Marriott.
 
2021-12-07 1:04:51 PM  
What's going on in this thread?

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2021-12-07 1:04:57 PM  
Protip: If poopin' on a hill (while, say, hiking) be sure to face UP-hill lest you enjoy seeing the poop run downhill betwist your feet.
 
2021-12-07 1:05:07 PM  
Id like to learn more about her cathole IYKWIMAITYD.
 
2021-12-07 1:05:13 PM  

Combustion: But...girls don't poop. What is she going to possibly show us???


I had a friend that was completely in denial about women pooping, or using the bathroom in-general. I mean, he knew it happens, but he didn't want to be exposed to any evidence that it happens. To the point that he didn't let any of his girlfriends use his bathroom. Which meant they pretty-much could never spend the night (or anyt time at all) as his place, which suited him just fine.

Amazingly, quite a few women put up with this, because he was amazingly charming and funny and good-looking. But also nuts. Not "violent/crazy" nuts. Just eccentric-as-hell.
 
2021-12-07 1:05:25 PM  

yms: Poop in the woods my ass.


Doesn't that usually happen in the rectory?
 
2021-12-07 1:06:14 PM  

SirGunslinger: Now I'm picturing someone following all these steps after drinking some creek water and getting Giardia.


That's why I just shiat in the creek. It's nature's bidet.
 
2021-12-07 1:06:28 PM  

jaivirtualcard: king of vegas: This is why my idea of camping is a Sheraton.

You are so missing out on the real experience.

Try the Marriott.


Also, check the rules at your hotel before booking your camping trip.  The last one I stayed out kicked me out for digging catholes to poop in.
 
2021-12-07 1:06:33 PM  
Been there - grunted out a corn-embedded that
 
2021-12-07 1:06:53 PM  
Side question, ma'am! Is it legal to bring your poop knife into a state park?
 
2021-12-07 1:07:37 PM  

TommyDeuce: 2 Girls, 1 Cathole?


All pets are welcome on Catholeurday.
 
2021-12-07 1:08:39 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Protip: If poopin' on a hill (while, say, hiking) be sure to face UP-hill lest you enjoy seeing the poop run downhill betwist your feet.



I'd say you're pretty close to inventing a new sport.
 
2021-12-07 1:08:57 PM  
This video is BS.  I followed her instructions & walked 70 steps off the trail before doing my business, but all the other people at the playground just yelled at me.
 
2021-12-07 1:09:16 PM  

Vermithrax Perjorative: SirGunslinger: Now I'm picturing someone following all these steps after drinking some creek water and getting Giardia.

That's why I just shiat in the creek. It's nature's bidet.


The trout getting the sticky bits is just a bonus!
 
2021-12-07 1:09:46 PM  
Before I watch this video I'ma go with;

Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.
 
2021-12-07 1:10:18 PM  
I'm going to say this once to straighten everyone out...it's....does the pope have a water tight ass?

He has no need to poo in the woods.  He has a nice bsthroom at the Vatican.  His old, old, old buddy Mike did a nice seascape for him on the wall.
 
2021-12-07 1:10:28 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Protip: If poopin' on a hill (while, say, hiking) be sure to face UP-hill lest you enjoy seeing the poop run downhill betwist your feet.


You've never lost your balance I take it.
 
2021-12-07 1:10:29 PM  

yms: Poop in the woods my ass.


Ooh sorry, the answer we were looking for there is "voodoo dick".
 
2021-12-07 1:11:30 PM  

fzumrk: jaivirtualcard: king of vegas: This is why my idea of camping is a Sheraton.

You are so missing out on the real experience.

Try the Marriott.

Also, check the rules at your hotel before booking your camping trip.  The last one I stayed out kicked me out for digging catholes to poop in.


Fark you asshole. I have water in my nostrils and on my keyboard.
 
2021-12-07 1:11:52 PM  
I would dig her poop hole.
 
2021-12-07 1:13:38 PM  

Boudyro: Before I watch this video I'ma go with;

Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.


I forgot wash your hands. . . Because it's only even more obvious that the rest of this.
 
2021-12-07 1:14:48 PM  
Given the Fark headline, anyone else read "cathole" as "catholic"?
 
2021-12-07 1:15:51 PM  

Boudyro: Before I watch this video I'ma go with;
Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.


Unless you are in a very wet climate, you do not bury your toilet paper.  Take it with, or burn it up right there.  If some squicky babies can't handle touching toilet paper after they use it, they don't belong out in the woods either.  Besides, I know you have a quart of hand sanitizer on you.
 
2021-12-07 1:17:38 PM  
Buy a farking poop tube and pack your waste out and dispose of it at a sewage treatment plant.
It's not that difficult, and it dramatically reduces human impacts on hiking trails.
Catholes are for animals.
 
2021-12-07 1:17:58 PM  

Boudyro: Before I watch this video I'ma go with;

Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.


SMH. You have soooo much to learn.

You're supposed to poop in the middle of the trail, plant some leaves over top to disguise it, and then? Then you wait...
 
2021-12-07 1:21:36 PM  

El Mariaski: Given the Fark headline, anyone else read "cathole" as "catholic"?


Duh, where do you think the term comes from?
 
2021-12-07 1:23:54 PM  

Combustion: But...girls don't poop. What is she going to possibly show us???


Narrator: She didn't actually poop.
 
2021-12-07 1:23:59 PM  

Boudyro: Before I watch this video I'ma go with;

Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.


You missed a step:
1. Dig a hole
2. Fill the bidet with rare Icelandic glacial water, warmed to 86 degrees, and add hints of lilac and lavender.
 
2021-12-07 1:24:59 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: What's going on in this thread?

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Did she have to shiat twice? She is missing both socks.
 
2021-12-07 1:25:05 PM  

cryinoutloud: Boudyro: Before I watch this video I'ma go with;
Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.

Unless you are in a very wet climate, you do not bury your toilet paper.  Take it with, or burn it up right there.  If some squicky babies can't handle touching toilet paper after they use it, they don't belong out in the woods either.  Besides, I know you have a quart of hand sanitizer on you.


If it is upstate NY, it is a pretty wet climate so it makes sense. Actually, keeping plenty of sanitizer of some sort with you is a good idea. shiat hands is a good way to get a gastro bug or a septic scrape which on the trail is BAD.
 
2021-12-07 1:27:31 PM  

BitwiseShift: MelGoesOnTour: Protip: If poopin' on a hill (while, say, hiking) be sure to face UP-hill lest you enjoy seeing the poop run downhill betwist your feet.

You've never lost your balance I take it.


Luckily, no...but seeing the poops slip downhill (when I was facing downhill) wasn't fun.
 
2021-12-07 1:28:37 PM  
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2021-12-07 1:28:55 PM  
why waste time digging a hole, surprise the next guy...💩
 
2021-12-07 1:29:53 PM  

SumoJeb: Buy a farking poop tube and pack your waste out and dispose of it at a sewage treatment plant.
It's not that difficult, and it dramatically reduces human impacts on hiking trails.
Catholes are for animals.


The powers that be mandated groovers for multi-day rafting a long time ago for this very reason.
 
2021-12-07 1:31:06 PM  

Boudyro: Boudyro: Before I watch this video I'ma go with;

Dig a hole.
Poop in it.
Clean your ass.
Bury your poop.

I forgot wash your hands. . . Because it's only even more obvious that the rest of this.


And moving off the trail you sicko.
 
2021-12-07 1:32:04 PM  
The most important step is to drop a metal slug in the hole before burying it.

/The metal detectorists love me
 
2021-12-07 1:37:04 PM  

Flowery Twats: Combustion: But...girls don't poop. What is she going to possibly show us???

Narrator: She didn't actually poop.


Wasted all that time watching the video till the end.
 
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