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(CNN)   The COVID-19 vaccination map looks almost exactly like the 2020 election map, which I guess means that we can just overturn the entire pandemic with a few strategically placed lawsuits of questionable validity   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-12-07 10:58:40 AM  
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2021-12-07 11:13:59 AM  
78.8% of people 18+ are fully vaccinated in my county. Can you tell who we voted for?

/no, not Kanye
 
2021-12-07 11:18:34 AM  
Stop the Syringe!
 
2021-12-07 11:38:53 AM  
I hereby declare this pandemic null and void!
 
2021-12-07 11:39:13 AM  
With a helpful side by side compa.... wait, seriously, CNN?
 
2021-12-07 11:39:58 AM  
Right-wing survivors will just support their corrupt and stupid leaders even stronger than ever.
 
2021-12-07 11:40:06 AM  

Walker: 78.8% of people 18+ are fully vaccinated in my county. Can you tell who we voted for?

/no, not Kanye


Vermin Supreme?
 
2021-12-07 11:40:29 AM  
Well if all of TFG's voters die, we won't have to worry about them voting for him again.
 
2021-12-07 11:41:20 AM  
no pictures of maps in the article
 
2021-12-07 11:41:27 AM  
I have no more time for stupidity.

As an aside, the folks who hoped that the disease would wipe out blue states because, in their own words, ""it was going to be relegated to Democratic states, that they could blame those governors, and that would be an effective political strategy", are now whining about how COVID-19 has become politicized, and they continue to use the pandemic to push civil unrest, misinformation, and outright lies.

The GOP extremists are angling for a civil war, or at least enough civil unrest, to distract from the upcoming insurrection indictments. After all, they can't arrest you for insurrection if they're too busy putting out the fires you've convinced your followers to start, right?
 
2021-12-07 11:41:28 AM  
The view among some of the country's most conservative politicians, like Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, is that Covid-19 is in the rearview mirror.

"Real America is done with #COVID19," Jordan tweeted last week. "The only people who don't understand that are Fauci and Biden."


As long as they're dying at a 6x faster clip than the rest of us, I'm fine letting them play in their own shiat.
 
2021-12-07 11:41:32 AM  
Build the walls! Build the walls!
 
2021-12-07 11:42:32 AM  
This isn't exactly a prediction so much as an amusing scenario.

The GOP has gerrymandered so many districts to within a few percentage points to ensure GOP supremacy. I see how close the margins are between blue and red.

So what happen when those few thousand critical red votes in the reddish-purple districts have died choking on their own sputum?
 
2021-12-07 11:43:20 AM  
I'm kinda excited that the vaccine mandate is apparently going to send some of our worst employees packing, or otherwise be fired for doing stupid shiat, like emailing their conspiracy theories using Reply All on a company wide email.
 
2021-12-07 11:45:20 AM  

Walker: 78.8% of people 18+ are fully vaccinated in my county. Can you tell who we voted for?

/no, not Kanye


We just hit 30% vaccination rate in my county - lowest county in the state :(
 
2021-12-07 11:45:40 AM  
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Kinda exhausted from shooting all those fish in that barrel.
 
2021-12-07 11:46:11 AM  
As ye sow, so ye shall reap.
 
2021-12-07 11:46:58 AM  

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Kinda exhausted from shooting all those fish in that barrel.


You kidding me?

He's flying high on COVID mutations evolving left and right in the largely unvaccinated parts of the planet.
 
2021-12-07 11:47:07 AM  
GOP is going to say it's fraud because of the lower Republican turnout caused by their voters dying from listening to them.
 
2021-12-07 11:48:16 AM  
FTFA
"But the nation's leaders continue to have opposing ideas about how to fight that enemy."

Excuse me, but denying there's a problem and actively promoting disinformation isn't an opposing idea on fighting the virus.
 
2021-12-07 11:48:46 AM  
Americans have a common enemy in Covid-19. Cases and hospitalizations are once again rising around the country.
But the nation's leaders continue to have opposing ideas about how to fight that enemy.


Ha ha. No. One side is on Team Virus.  At first they thought it only killed those people.  After it became clear that wasn't true, they couldn't go back.  Conservatives can't be wrong.  It's weakness.
 
2021-12-07 11:49:23 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Build the walls! Build the walls!


I'm in a border state and the majority of anti-Democrat political advertising in the past two weeks has been over border security and freebies for undocumented immigrants.  I would have thought their ads showing Pelosi and Cortez dancing on piles of money would have run for longer, but they seem to be back to humping the wall again.
 
2021-12-07 11:49:58 AM  
Sometimes you get the Pandemic you deserve rather than the one you denied.
 
2021-12-07 11:50:51 AM  

PirateKing: This isn't exactly a prediction so much as an amusing scenario.

The GOP has gerrymandered so many districts to within a few percentage points to ensure GOP supremacy. I see how close the margins are between blue and red.

So what happen when those few thousand critical red votes in the reddish-purple districts have died choking on their own sputum?


They cheat harder.

If the 2020 turnout was "typical", Trump and the GOP had cheated enough for him to win.  They won't make that mistake twice.
 
2021-12-07 11:50:52 AM  

Walker: 78.8% of people 18+ are fully vaccinated in my county. Can you tell who we voted for?

/no, not Kanye


78.8% of people 18+ in MY county are fully vaccinated!  So yes, I can definitely tell who you voted for.
 
2021-12-07 11:52:44 AM  

giantmeteor: FTFA
"But the nation's leaders continue to have opposing ideas about how to fight that enemy."

Excuse me, but denying there's a problem and actively promoting disinformation isn't an opposing idea on fighting the virus.


What are they supposed to write?

"I'm a brain dead git that is lucky I found a job regurgitating the tripe that the lowest humans in the country tell me to."
 
2021-12-07 11:52:53 AM  
"Don't blame me! I voted for Ebola!"

#NotMyPandemic
 
2021-12-07 11:55:28 AM  
The most famous biblical plague killed just the firstborn males, both people and cattle.  Back then that represented the future and the inheriting male, more than just a body count.  A targeted plague.

What would happen, in say twenty years or so, if these special voting zones  were said to be the zones of the Curse.  The governors and officials who obstructed efforts to end the pandemic would be the Curse, too, and the lands they controlled call the Cursed Lands.

If this is like the Black Death, there will be cycles for the next hundreds of years.  The Renaissance followed.
 
2021-12-07 11:55:29 AM  

capt.snicklefritz: Walker: 78.8% of people 18+ are fully vaccinated in my county. Can you tell who we voted for?

/no, not Kanye

Vermin Supreme?


There is no counties in NH that have that high of a vaccination rate.
 
2021-12-07 11:55:58 AM  

Dinjiin: Ragin' Asian: Build the walls! Build the walls!

I'm in a border state and the majority of anti-Democrat political advertising in the past two weeks has been over border security and freebies for undocumented immigrants.  I would have thought their ads showing Pelosi and Cortez dancing on piles of money would have run for longer, but they seem to be back to humping the wall again.


Racism has served conservative candidates well in elections for centuries. They're hardly to be expected to stop now.
 
2021-12-07 11:56:46 AM  
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2021-12-07 11:59:36 AM  
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2021-12-07 11:59:51 AM  
It's a rigged pandemic
 
2021-12-07 12:00:06 PM  

Walker: 78.8% of people 18+ are fully vaccinated in my county. Can you tell who we voted for?

/no, not Kanye


Is... is that supposed to be high or low? We are at 90+ percent now, and even half the 5-12 is done (first dose) or at lease scheduled - and it has been less than 2 weeks since we opened that cohort
 
2021-12-07 12:01:01 PM  
We're all getting together Jan. 6th to swarm the CDC, and take back the country from the Demonrats.

#StopTheVax
 
2021-12-07 12:01:05 PM  
So those who foisted TFG on us and helped accelerate the deaths of well over half-million people are being punished with massive disease outbreaks?

/I'm OK with this.jpg
 
2021-12-07 12:04:25 PM  
Meh, freedom.
 
2021-12-07 12:04:58 PM  
This is why they're rewriting laws in every GOP-gerrymandered state legislature they can: so no matter what the vote count is the State Assembly can just say "Clearly these votes for Biden were due to Soros-funded mind control drones. The proof is in your LACK of proof disproving our proves. Trump got 102% of the vote. Send our electoral college delegates to Washington. They know the way, since they were in there on January 6th>"
 
2021-12-07 12:09:53 PM  

Resin33: With a helpful side by side compa.... wait, seriously, CNN?


It's close, but not exact.

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2021-12-07 12:11:44 PM  
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2021-12-07 12:12:28 PM  
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2021-12-07 12:19:13 PM  
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Study it out!
 
2021-12-07 12:22:48 PM  
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I thought it was blown away by the wind of god.

BTW, it really smelled bad.
 
2021-12-07 12:37:14 PM  
Currently reading fark in line for my booster And I vote

Suck it Republicans
 
2021-12-07 12:44:54 PM  

kindms: Currently reading fark in line for my booster And I vote

Suck it Republicans


Currently being a whiny baby due to yesterday's booster. It's probably psychosomatic.
/except for the low grade fever
 
2021-12-07 12:57:51 PM  

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See also:

Erotic Almond
Clarinet Doom
Rectal Domino
Cilantro Mode
Retail Condom
A Colored Mint
Maced Loin Rot
Lean Microdot
Lard Emoticon
Creation Mold
Democrat Lion
Citadel Moron

Study it out!


Those are all good words to study.  Fun fact, if you rearrange a set of letters, you get the same set of letters in a different order!  Permutations are spooky.  Ooooo.

Other than the plot twist for dime novels, has there ever been an actual "hidden in plain sight clue" of some deed that was just a letter scramble of a name?
 
2021-12-07 1:05:59 PM  
Got my Moderna booster yesterday. 2022 elections will be quite interesting.
 
2021-12-07 1:13:07 PM  

Headso: no pictures of maps in the article


Leave it to CNN, next headline "AOCs boobs look exactly like Jennifer Anistons".  Worthless without photos.
 
2021-12-07 1:16:32 PM  

PirateKing: This isn't exactly a prediction so much as an amusing scenario.

The GOP has gerrymandered so many districts to within a few percentage points to ensure GOP supremacy. I see how close the margins are between blue and red.

So what happen when those few thousand critical red votes in the reddish-purple districts have died choking on their own sputum?


What happens?  Then they'll stop counting the votes.
 
2021-12-07 1:33:34 PM  
Only need 11,700 more Georgians to die.

/ I'm wagering they'll deliver
 
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