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(Twitter)   As we honor our brave troops, on this Pearl Harbor Day anniversary, an important press briefing will be held to... *checks notes*... complain about how 1/6 detainees are being treated in prison?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2570 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Dec 2021 at 9:49 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-07 8:49:44 AM  
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2021-12-07 8:50:43 AM  
Greene, Gohmert, Gaetz and Gosar... the Killer G's

Hey, assholes, jail isn't supposed to be a luxury spa, despite the real estate lady wanting to use her incarceration to lose weight
 
2021-12-07 8:53:27 AM  
Typical GOP, couldn't find two farks to rub together until it happens to their idiot cousin or it threatens to be their future.
 
2021-12-07 8:54:48 AM  
The Four Horses' Asses of the Apocalypse:

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2021-12-07 8:56:13 AM  
You know what would be great, if no media showed up.
 
2021-12-07 8:58:52 AM  

NewportBarGuy: You know what would be great, if no media showed up.


Then Newsmax, OAN and Fox would just send more people.  There's no way they aren't showing up
 
2021-12-07 8:59:50 AM  

OldRod: NewportBarGuy: You know what would be great, if no media showed up.

Then Newsmax, OAN and Fox would just send more people.  There's no way they aren't showing up


The stupid motherf*ckers that watch that can have it. I'm talking about the real media.
 
2021-12-07 9:02:22 AM  
It's been fine for black people all these years, but these are Whites! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

/farking Republican hypocrites
 
2021-12-07 9:03:04 AM  

NewportBarGuy: OldRod: NewportBarGuy: You know what would be great, if no media showed up.

Then Newsmax, OAN and Fox would just send more people.  There's no way they aren't showing up

The stupid motherf*ckers that watch that can have it. I'm talking about the real media.


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OK, which "Real Media" do you want to talk with first: the guy in the Bumble Bee Suit or the Guy with the Bone in his Hair?
 
2021-12-07 9:13:27 AM  
They're third world? So, they're all being crammed into one cell? No clean water, toilet is a bucket or a hole in the ground? Food once a week (If they're lucky)?
 
2021-12-07 9:19:03 AM  
Living conditions in DC jail are better than what many Americans experience every day.
Out of touch politician idiots be damned.
 
2021-12-07 9:44:28 AM  
They're the jails you've been insisting are appropriate, dipshiat.
 
2021-12-07 9:44:31 AM  
Wait, no Boobert?  Pfft, I'm not watching then.
 
2021-12-07 9:47:34 AM  

blatz514: Wait, no Boobert?  Pfft, I'm not watching then.


She's busy making up a fresh batch of pork sliders for the after-party
 
2021-12-07 9:51:08 AM  
Didn't hear him complaining when it was minorities on minor drug charges in the jails.
 
2021-12-07 9:52:58 AM  

OldRod: blatz514: Wait, no Boobert?  Pfft, I'm not watching then.

She's busy making up a fresh batch of pork sliders for the after-party


Hmmm, getting Covid or getting Boobert food poisoning....
 
2021-12-07 9:53:01 AM  
These are great updates, I love hearing how badly they're all taking it.
 
2021-12-07 9:53:07 AM  
You a-holes kept voting for harsher and harsher and harsher punishments at all levels of crime. The American people have never voted against making "criminals" lives worse and kept narrowing the chance for actual redemption and restitution instead opting for modern dungeons with medieval conditions.

Enjoy reaping what you voted for.
 
2021-12-07 9:53:17 AM  
So conservatives are suddenly pro-jail-reform after years of saying that if incarceration isn't a hellish experience, then it isn't a deterrent? Maybe they shouldn't have committed a crime.
 
2021-12-07 9:53:52 AM  
How we run our prisons IS farked up and SHOULD be reformed, figures they only care when their own are the ones rotting in jail.
 
2021-12-07 9:54:02 AM  
At least he got the see you next Tuesday part right.
 
2021-12-07 9:54:39 AM  
Well, what a... distinguished... panel of speakers. That kind of line-up tells me everything I need to know about the topic.
 
2021-12-07 9:54:55 AM  
I thought the Right-Wing Fascist we all for not coddling criminals?
 
2021-12-07 9:55:37 AM  

HerptheDerp: You a-holes kept voting for harsher and harsher and harsher punishments at all levels of crime. The American people have never voted against making "criminals" lives worse and kept narrowing the chance for actual redemption and restitution instead opting for modern dungeons with medieval conditions.

Enjoy reaping what you voted for.


Huh, I guess we are all technically in favor of prison reform now. I'll take it!
 
2021-12-07 9:55:51 AM  
Can't do the time, don't do the crime. Isn't that how it works when Those People get busted with weed?
 
2021-12-07 9:56:09 AM  
Might be a good time to introduce a prison reform bill, then, right?

Or, a good time to STFU.

The hypocrisy exhausts me.
 
2021-12-07 9:56:54 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: These are great updates, I love hearing how badly they're all taking it.


My jug of Con Tears will definitely get topped off.
 
2021-12-07 9:57:03 AM  

Badmoodman: The Four Horses' Asses of the Apocalypse:

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2021-12-07 9:57:51 AM  

NewportBarGuy: You know what would be great, if no media showed up.


No the media should be there. But when they air the story they should have circus music playing in the background.
 
2021-12-07 9:58:10 AM  
Traitors get the bare minimum and should be thankful for it.
 
2021-12-07 9:58:25 AM  

Rhymes With Silver: HerptheDerp: You a-holes kept voting for harsher and harsher and harsher punishments at all levels of crime. The American people have never voted against making "criminals" lives worse and kept narrowing the chance for actual redemption and restitution instead opting for modern dungeons with medieval conditions.

Enjoy reaping what you voted for.

Huh, I guess we are all technically in favor of prison reform now. I'll take it!


Except most of us are in favor of prison reform for prison in general.
These arseholes are in favor of just reforming the prison for the 1/6 insurrectionists only, then going back to atrocious conditions once they are out.
 
2021-12-07 9:58:40 AM  

Rhymes With Silver: HerptheDerp: You a-holes kept voting for harsher and harsher and harsher punishments at all levels of crime. The American people have never voted against making "criminals" lives worse and kept narrowing the chance for actual redemption and restitution instead opting for modern dungeons with medieval conditions.

Enjoy reaping what you voted for.

Huh, I guess we are all technically in favor of prison reform now. I'll take it!


Ha! No. These fools aren't outraged at all about the conditions in the prisons. They are only pissed about the "wrong" people experiencing them.
 
Azz
2021-12-07 9:59:37 AM  
Paul Gossar should have been castrated at birth
 
2021-12-07 9:59:44 AM  
Is anyone really surprised that the Treason Caucus would grandstand on the anniversary of a heinous attack against America?
 
2021-12-07 10:00:13 AM  

UncleDirtNap: NewportBarGuy: You know what would be great, if no media showed up.

No the media should be there. But when they air the story they should have circus music playing in the background.


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2021-12-07 10:00:17 AM  
"I'm rich and white. I'm not going to jail." is the prevailing wisdom. We as a society have done nothing to assuage them of that position.
 
2021-12-07 10:00:29 AM  

Azz: Paul Gossar should have been castrated at birth


"It's never too late for nooooowwwww"
 
2021-12-07 10:01:04 AM  
Gosar?  A traitor?  fark him.

That's all anyone should ever say to him or any member of the treason caucus.  Just point and yell 'Traitor!' at them.  Nothing else.
 
2021-12-07 10:01:34 AM  
Greene just wants to proactively improve jail conditions for when she gets busted for meth.
 
2021-12-07 10:01:38 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NewportBarGuy: OldRod: NewportBarGuy: You know what would be great, if no media showed up.

Then Newsmax, OAN and Fox would just send more people.  There's no way they aren't showing up

The stupid motherf*ckers that watch that can have it. I'm talking about the real media.

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OK, which "Real Media" do you want to talk with first: the guy in the Bumble Bee Suit or the Guy with the Bone in his Hair?


My opinions are as valid as the next man!
 
2021-12-07 10:02:02 AM  
Why weren't they worried about the conditions prior to this?
 
2021-12-07 10:02:26 AM  

sillydragon: So conservatives are suddenly pro-jail-reform after years of saying that if incarceration isn't a hellish experience, then it isn't a deterrent? Maybe they shouldn't have committed a crime.


Wait, so what were "liberals" doing all this time while jail was a documented hellish experience?
 
2021-12-07 10:02:27 AM  
Well, traitors are often treated poorly. Granted we should be better than this, but to be fair that jail has been a shiathole for years. I don't recall you having an objection before the treasonous Republican terrorists who beat cops in an attempt to overthrow the government were tossed in there to await trial. So, y'all can GFY.
 
2021-12-07 10:02:42 AM  
OK.  So they agree with progressives on this issue?

Seems like a great time for an incarceration reform bill!  I bet when they notice dark people will benefit and it might make Biden look good, they obstruct anyway.
 
2021-12-07 10:03:17 AM  

joen00b: Why weren't they worried about the conditions prior to this?


Because it was mostly just affecting "those" people.
 
2021-12-07 10:03:39 AM  

jethroe: sillydragon: So conservatives are suddenly pro-jail-reform after years of saying that if incarceration isn't a hellish experience, then it isn't a deterrent? Maybe they shouldn't have committed a crime.

Wait, so what were "liberals" doing all this time while jail was a documented hellish experience?


Bringing up how f*cked up our prison system Is and trying to get it reformed
 
2021-12-07 10:03:52 AM  

joen00b: Why weren't they worried about the conditions prior to this?


Why weren't WE?

I get it, these people are not good.  But if they say the conditions are shiat and we can change them (even if it benefits these people) then we do so BECAUSE IT BENEFITS OTHERS TOO.
 
2021-12-07 10:04:17 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: jethroe: sillydragon: So conservatives are suddenly pro-jail-reform after years of saying that if incarceration isn't a hellish experience, then it isn't a deterrent? Maybe they shouldn't have committed a crime.

Wait, so what were "liberals" doing all this time while jail was a documented hellish experience?

Bringing up how f*cked up our prison system Is and trying to get it reformed


And utterly failing.  Got it.
 
2021-12-07 10:04:17 AM  
Here in Florida most prisons do not have AC. In my mind that is a horrible condition. You can guess what type of people cheer that the prisons do not have AC and consistently oppose changing that.
 
2021-12-07 10:06:15 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Badmoodman: The Four Horses' Asses of the Apocalypse:

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LOL, Miley Virus - nice!
 
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