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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Legislators move to make strawberry shortcake state's official dessert because key lime pie is already state's official pie   (nbc-2.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Citrus, Florida Keys, Florida, Key lime pie, Florida's official state dessert, identical bills, strawberry shortcake, United States  
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2021-12-07 2:33:52 PM  
Florida's unofficial desert is very NSFW
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2021-12-07 2:39:38 PM  
Poor Negligent Homicide. It wanted to be Florida's Official Dessert.
 
2021-12-07 2:57:59 PM  
WTF is the reason for an official state dessert?
 
2021-12-07 3:05:09 PM  

cloverock70: WTF is the reason for an official state dessert?


It's the type of thing we elect politicians to do with their time, what do you expect them to do there?
 
2021-12-07 3:14:52 PM  

cloverock70: WTF is the reason for an official state dessert?


The state post-coital cigarette bill keeps getting voted down.
 
2021-12-07 3:41:40 PM  

yakmans_dad: Poor Negligent Homicide. It wanted to be Florida's Official Dessert.


'Teenth of homebrew meth and half a pack of Marlboro lights was high in the running....
 
2021-12-07 3:54:51 PM  
Doing nothing to protect your citizens, leaving them to die of Covid. Oh wait that's the official desert, not dessert. Pronounced the same, just spelled differently
 
2021-12-07 4:00:12 PM  
What's their state Cyanobacteria? Or their state conic section? Or their state screw?
 
2021-12-07 4:03:38 PM  
Why not name it the state cake?  Then you have a pie and a cake and you don't have a dessert pie that isn't the state dessert.
 
2021-12-07 6:20:07 PM  

Cyber Duck: Doing nothing to protect your citizens, leaving them to die of Covid. Oh wait that's the official desert, not dessert. Pronounced the same, just spelled differently


Why doesn't he just go with 'death by chocolate' cake? It would fit
 
2021-12-07 7:02:55 PM  
Nellie and Joe's. Trust me on this.
 
2021-12-07 7:50:18 PM  

Cyber Duck: Doing nothing to protect your citizens, leaving them to die of Covid. Oh wait that's the official desert, not dessert. Pronounced the same, just spelled differently


They aren't merely not protecting. They made it illegal to protect yourself.
 
2021-12-07 10:25:59 PM  
COVID pudding, maybe?
 
2021-12-08 8:03:22 AM  

cloverock70: WTF is the reason for an official state dessert?


Plant City probably produces 90% of strawberries sold east of the Mississippi. Citrus sales are declining. So you need to market the next thing.
 
2021-12-08 1:23:35 PM  
The only thing wrong with rising sea levels threatening to put Florida under water is that Floridians are going to have to move North.
 
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