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(Marketwatch)   Mongo not pawn in game of life, Mongo a player   (marketwatch.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Share, Stock market, Income statement, Stock, third-quarter net loss, adjusted loss, New York, third quarter  
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662 clicks; posted to Business » on 07 Dec 2021 at 3:10 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-07 12:27:05 PM  
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2021-12-07 3:24:17 PM  
They better beware of candygrams from competitors.
 
2021-12-07 4:45:16 PM  
Mongo increases its sales by 50% and yet its losses increase, proving that its business model is broken.

So the stock price goes up? Why?
 
2021-12-07 5:02:00 PM  

Grauenwolf: Mongo increases its sales by 50% and yet its losses increase, proving that its business model is broken.

So the stock price goes up? Why?


Because the market runs on nihilism.
 
2021-12-07 5:18:15 PM  
I love how the article says absolutely nothing about what Mongo is or does.
 
2021-12-07 5:19:34 PM  

Grauenwolf: Mongo increases its sales by 50% and yet its losses increase, proving that its business model is broken.

So the stock price goes up? Why?


It's volume is up, which means more opportunities to manipulate the stock price.
 
2021-12-07 6:31:17 PM  

foo monkey: I love how the article says absolutely nothing about what Mongo is or does.


MongoDB is web scale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

(some NSFW language)
 
2021-12-08 8:24:05 AM  
A stock article on mongodb? Is this bizarro world? Did they change their license again?

*reads* oh it's a stock pump and dump. Have fun.
 
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