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(WWE)   Tonight on NXT 2.0: Will Duke's head reflect the lights or will he pull a Shatner? Kyle O'Reilly deals with Von Wagner's betrayal in a steel cage match and Johnny Wrestling promised to "tell all". Well, we're waiting. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA   (wwe.com) divider line
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2021-12-07 7:37:43 PM  
What's old
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2021-12-07 7:48:19 PM  
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If Johnny wants to address the crowd before he leaves, then Johnny should get the chance to do exactly that. He's certainly earned it as he's been (IMO) the face of NXT for years and a part of some of their greatest matches ever.

That being said... it doesn't seem like Vince would give a promo segment to somebody on his way out the door. I think (hope?) something might be up.
 
2021-12-07 8:02:38 PM  
So Wargames 2.0 was actually pretty good all around
 
2021-12-07 8:04:22 PM  

ZM Punk: So Wargames 2.0 was actually pretty good all around


I missed the women's WG and the tag match, but everything else was watchable to pretty fun
 
2021-12-07 8:04:41 PM  
And just like RAW last night, we kick things off with a steel cage match:

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"I'm not saying I can beat your ass, but I can beat your ass."
 
2021-12-07 8:05:05 PM  
So since I missed the tag match, was Von even going to turn or was he just really mad at losing?
 
2021-12-07 8:05:20 PM  
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my response to Wagner
 
2021-12-07 8:07:39 PM  

indybill23: So since I missed the tag match, was Von even going to turn or was he just really mad at losing?


I think the idea was that he was frustrated at Kyle for costing them the match, he tried to take it out on Kyle, but he was outsmarted.

Didn't really come over the best (Wagner's not the most emotive guy right now),but I think that's what they were shooting for.
 
2021-12-07 8:07:42 PM  

indybill23: So since I missed the tag match, was Von even going to turn or was he just really mad at losing?


He was going to turn but it was kind of awkward as he was letting KOR get his applause from the crowd and had to wait for Kyle to turn around. So for a few seconds, everyone watching knew what was about to happen before it did.
 
2021-12-07 8:08:23 PM  
Wagner desperately needs new music, too.
 
2021-12-07 8:09:34 PM  
I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again
 
2021-12-07 8:11:38 PM  

Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again


Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.
 
2021-12-07 8:11:42 PM  

NKURyan: Wagner desperately needs new music, too.


Maybe some Bach?
 
2021-12-07 8:13:08 PM  

NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.


Seems you didn't see Anthony Agogo on Elevation last night. Dude blew up a tad.
 
2021-12-07 8:14:06 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: Wagner desperately needs new music, too.

Maybe some Bach?


Anything but what he's got. Having the most generic entrance music ever isn't exactly helping a guy who is about as generic as generic can be so far.
 
2021-12-07 8:14:34 PM  

NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.


The older you get the harder it is to keep in shape.  Guys like Randy Orton, Lashley, Bobby Rhoode are the exception not the rules.  Plus like I said Kyle is a diabetic so he has a whole other set of problems to deal with.

On the other hand guys like Jericho, who is older but obviously let himself go to shiat

*Looks down at Dad-abs and does some planks during commercial
 
2021-12-07 8:14:44 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.

Seems you didn't see Anthony Agogo on Elevation last night. Dude blew up a tad.


I think you know that I didn't, lol.
 
2021-12-07 8:14:55 PM  
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2021-12-07 8:15:10 PM  
This needed to be five minutes and whoever is staying goes over. This isn't the time to stretch out Von.
 
2021-12-07 8:15:40 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.

Seems you didn't see Anthony Agogo on Elevation last night. Dude blew up a tad.

I think you know that I didn't, lol.


WATCH THE YOURUBES.
 
2021-12-07 8:15:49 PM  

Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again


Actually I don't get how they can't with access to the performance center and no touring to deal with.

Everyone in NXT should look like gods
 
2021-12-07 8:16:27 PM  

ZM Punk: NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.

The older you get the harder it is to keep in shape.  Guys like Randy Orton, Lashley, Bobby Rhoode are the exception not the rules.  Plus like I said Kyle is a diabetic so he has a whole other set of problems to deal with.

On the other hand guys like Jericho, who is older but obviously let himself go to shiat

*Looks down at Dad-abs and does some planks during commercial


I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.
 
2021-12-07 8:17:44 PM  

indybill23: This needed to be five minutes and whoever is staying goes over. This isn't the time to stretch out Von.


I think they just want to see what Wagner can do. How many one-on-one matches has the guy even had to this point? Kyle's a good guy to work with in that regard.
 
2021-12-07 8:18:33 PM  
I was really hoping to see a more aggressive side to Wagner, but it hasn't really happened.

...nevermind, there's the low blow.
 
2021-12-07 8:18:50 PM  
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2021-12-07 8:19:02 PM  
Crowds pissed

I'm pissed
 
2021-12-07 8:19:35 PM  
Von Wagner vs Omos for all the titles, at Wrestlemania. It happens in the next 5 years, book it, done.
 
2021-12-07 8:21:14 PM  
BAH GAWD VON WAGNER WITH SHADES OF TERRY "BAM BAM" GORDY SLAMMING THE CAGE DOOR ON "THE MODERN DAY WARRIOR" KERRY VON ERICH IN THE DALLAS SPORTATORIUM BAH GAWDDDDD
 
2021-12-07 8:21:19 PM  
We've focused on Gargano a lot, but Kyle deserves a hell of a lot of credit for what he's done on NXT too. His tag title runs resulted in some awesome matches with teams like The Viking Raiders, The Street Profits, Moustache Mountain, AOP, and several others.
 
2021-12-07 8:21:39 PM  

ZM Punk: Crowds pissed

I'm pissed


He'll achieve X-Pac heat by next week.
 
2021-12-07 8:22:05 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.

The older you get the harder it is to keep in shape.  Guys like Randy Orton, Lashley, Bobby Rhoode are the exception not the rules.  Plus like I said Kyle is a diabetic so he has a whole other set of problems to deal with.

On the other hand guys like Jericho, who is older but obviously let himself go to shiat

*Looks down at Dad-abs and does some planks during commercial

I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.


Yep, college swimmer, 180 in college, now, not active 240-250, getting old sucks.
 
2021-12-07 8:22:49 PM  

NKURyan: I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.


Came from a fat family.  Obesity ran in our family, because nobody ran in our family.  Treated buffets as a challenge not as a treat.
Fat Kid fat teenager.

Gave up sodas, heavy drinking, and carbs.  Don't eat anything that has a commercial or has a coupon

Late 30s best shape of my life.  Friends my age look and feel like shiat.  It can be done
 
2021-12-07 8:23:03 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: ZM Punk: NKURyan: Best in this World: I hope Kyle can find the motivation to get in shape again

Bobby Fish got a little chunky at the end of his NXT run too.

The older you get the harder it is to keep in shape.  Guys like Randy Orton, Lashley, Bobby Rhoode are the exception not the rules.  Plus like I said Kyle is a diabetic so he has a whole other set of problems to deal with.

On the other hand guys like Jericho, who is older but obviously let himself go to shiat

*Looks down at Dad-abs and does some planks during commercial

I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.

Yep, college swimmer, 180 in college, now, not active 240-250, getting old sucks.


Pfft, should've been a band nerd like me!
 
2021-12-07 8:23:15 PM  
FINALLY A LIGHT SCENT THAT LASTS ALL DAY. Said 7 NXT viewers. Give THAT ad salesman a raise.
 
2021-12-07 8:25:13 PM  

indybill23: FINALLY A LIGHT SCENT THAT LASTS ALL DAY. Said 7 NXT viewers. Give THAT ad salesman a raise.


Still wear a mask to Indy shows.  Not for corona, but for the marks.

I don't miss the BO from Indy wrestling shows and comic cons.
 
2021-12-07 8:26:30 PM  

ZM Punk: NKURyan: I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.

Came from a fat family.  Obesity ran in our family, because nobody ran in our family.  Treated buffets as a challenge not as a treat.
Fat Kid fat teenager.

Gave up sodas, heavy drinking, and carbs.  Don't eat anything that has a commercial or has a coupon

Late 30s best shape of my life.  Friends my age look and feel like shiat.  It can be done


I just found that my appetite just kind of naturally got smaller over time. I can't eat anywhere near as much as I used to be able to.
 
2021-12-07 8:27:27 PM  
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2021-12-07 8:27:33 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: NKURyan: I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.

Came from a fat family.  Obesity ran in our family, because nobody ran in our family.  Treated buffets as a challenge not as a treat.
Fat Kid fat teenager.

Gave up sodas, heavy drinking, and carbs.  Don't eat anything that has a commercial or has a coupon

Late 30s best shape of my life.  Friends my age look and feel like shiat.  It can be done

I just found that my appetite just kind of naturally got smaller over time. I can't eat anywhere near as much as I used to be able to.


Oh I definitely eat less, but the lack of exercise kills me.
 
2021-12-07 8:27:45 PM  
Oh great, Gacy's going to be the one to get 205 Live renamed.
 
2021-12-07 8:27:46 PM  
Well...

Gacy is foretelling the end of 205live here
 
2021-12-07 8:27:54 PM  
We need to compose ourselves, so here's WG clips. Geez.
 
2021-12-07 8:28:24 PM  

ZM Punk: Well...

Gacy is foretelling the end of 205live here


Right, it's so exclusive. Not like Odyssee Jones has worked matches there or anything, lol.
 
2021-12-07 8:28:28 PM  

ZM Punk: Well...

Gacy is foretelling the end of 205live here


I mean, it getting relegated was kind of a clue.
 
2021-12-07 8:29:05 PM  
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2021-12-07 8:29:10 PM  
Thanks to that sports journalist for that footage that everyone in the arena was recording.
 
2021-12-07 8:29:22 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: Well...

Gacy is foretelling the end of 205live here

Right, it's so exclusive. Not like Odyssee Jones has worked matches there or anything, lol.


I meant the cruiserweight division, but yeah I know the actual show has been like an accessory show for NXT for a while
 
2021-12-07 8:30:06 PM  
There's that Steiner voice coming out
 
2021-12-07 8:31:11 PM  
Setting up a Strong/Breakker match? I'm fine with that.
 
2021-12-07 8:31:33 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: ZM Punk: NKURyan: I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.

Came from a fat family.  Obesity ran in our family, because nobody ran in our family.  Treated buffets as a challenge not as a treat.
Fat Kid fat teenager.

Gave up sodas, heavy drinking, and carbs.  Don't eat anything that has a commercial or has a coupon

Late 30s best shape of my life.  Friends my age look and feel like shiat.  It can be done

I just found that my appetite just kind of naturally got smaller over time. I can't eat anywhere near as much as I used to be able to.

Oh I definitely eat less, but the lack of exercise kills me.


With my back, I have to watch things. But I could add a few lbs of muscle as it would help things. 160 lbs & holding for now.
 
2021-12-07 8:32:05 PM  

isamudyson: indybill23: NKURyan: ZM Punk: NKURyan: I'm one of the rare ones who is in better shape now than I was in my prime, but that's more an indictment of how I used to be.

The lesson is, start fat and everybody will be impressed with you for being average the rest of your life.

Came from a fat family.  Obesity ran in our family, because nobody ran in our family.  Treated buffets as a challenge not as a treat.
Fat Kid fat teenager.

Gave up sodas, heavy drinking, and carbs.  Don't eat anything that has a commercial or has a coupon

Late 30s best shape of my life.  Friends my age look and feel like shiat.  It can be done

I just found that my appetite just kind of naturally got smaller over time. I can't eat anywhere near as much as I used to be able to.

Oh I definitely eat less, but the lack of exercise kills me.

With my back, I have to watch things. But I could add a few lbs of muscle as it would help things. 160 lbs & holding for now.


My knees bear the brunt of my fat.
 
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