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2021-12-07 6:54:51 AM  
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2021-12-07 6:55:05 AM  
Well that's not at all terrifying
 
2021-12-07 6:57:01 AM  
What's the cause then? Putin's lavish lifestyle versus their shiatty apartment in a shiatty building surrounded by shiatty roads in a shiatty city where everyone drives nice western cars now at least?
 
2021-12-07 6:59:28 AM  
Military expert nervously addressed the possibility that new U.S. sanctions against Russia might include disconnecting Russia from SWIFT: "If that happens, it should be considered as a declaration of war against us-and acted upon accordingly."

https://t.co/SScd0rTVGs
 
2021-12-07 7:09:09 AM  
OSCE report a significant amount of armour transferred to the front near the Donbas in the last few days. Most notably, 47 T-64 tanks. https://t.co/9PLqtop5yN
 
2021-12-07 7:09:20 AM  
Well, that's one way to get rid of COVID I guess... nuke the planet, just to be sure?
 
2021-12-07 7:16:57 AM  
Back when it was commies vs capitalists, you could at least pick a side and have something to care about regarding the outcome.  If it's just cronies vs goons, who cares?
 
2021-12-07 7:33:55 AM  
Most likely their missiles will explode over their own territory and they'll nuke themselves,
 
2021-12-07 7:39:42 AM  
If russia ever tries to fire missiles, they will likely discover just how effective their fellow countrymen have been at quietly dismantling them to sell the expensive parts for scrap.
 
2021-12-07 7:53:24 AM  
"... Putin's assertion that if that were to happen, the Russians "will go to heaven, as martyrs," while the other side will simply die."

Where've I heard that before?
 
2021-12-07 7:55:25 AM  
If Biden has to act, it'll be funny to watch the GOP suddenly become the Anti-War party.

/even in a time war, they won't side with The President.
 
2021-12-07 7:56:08 AM  
Ain't nothing going to happen but a bunch of saber rattling and words
 
2021-12-07 7:56:36 AM  

Ragin' Asian: "... Putin's assertion that if that were to happen, the Russians "will go to heaven, as martyrs," while the other side will simply die."

Where've I heard that before?


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It's basically the plot of all dogs go to heaven.
 
2021-12-07 7:57:00 AM  

kudayta: Back when it was commies vs capitalists, you could at least pick a side and have something to care about regarding the outcome.  If it's just cronies vs goons, who cares?


Which one?
 
2021-12-07 7:57:51 AM  
So is that crusty old pedo terminal or something  and looking to take everyone else with him?
 
2021-12-07 7:58:49 AM  
Jokes on them.
Heaven's here on Earth, but we're too stupid to appreciate it.
 
2021-12-07 7:59:01 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: If Biden has to act, it'll be funny to watch the GOP suddenly become the Anti-War party.

/even in a time war, they won't side with The President.


If Biden does act here he won't have much support from anyone. Our country is broken, much of it from war. War is the last thing we need right now.
 
2021-12-07 8:01:11 AM  
Putin is trying to show the Western Alliance as feckless and powerless.
I think the West will call his bluff, vis a vis Ukraine, is in real trouble at home with the Russian people who can't help but know that life under Putin sucks really bad.
 
2021-12-07 8:01:26 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: If Biden has to act, it'll be funny to watch the GOP suddenly become the Anti-War party.

/even in a time war, they won't side with The President.


They will immediately impeach him.
 
2021-12-07 8:02:15 AM  

wademh: kudayta: Back when it was commies vs capitalists, you could at least pick a side and have something to care about regarding the outcome.  If it's just cronies vs goons, who cares?

Which one?


Which one, what?
 
2021-12-07 8:03:23 AM  
Putin is an evil crafty S.O.B. but he's not stupid.  Who knows though, Russians lie constantly, it's their nature.
 
2021-12-07 8:03:56 AM  
Hey, I am main character.  World is mine.  if I die, I take billion or two with me.
 
2021-12-07 8:04:05 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: War is the last thing we need right now.


We are already at war with Russia.* They interfered with our presidential election, installed an asset, have been killing Americans with online promoted vaccine and coronavirus misinformation, and have been destroying civil society by promoting the spread of racism, sexism, and bigotry online.

Cut them off SWIFT and worse. Now.

* And we were already under a treaty to protect Ukraine from aggression anyway. So much for that
 
2021-12-07 8:05:03 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hey, I am main character.  World is mine.  if I die, I take billion or two with me.


Tough talk from someone who needs 2 AA batteries to work.
 
2021-12-07 8:06:10 AM  

bostonguy: Nana's Vibrator: Hey, I am main character.  World is mine.  if I die, I take billion or two with me.

Tough talk from someone who needs 2 AA batteries to work.


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2021-12-07 8:07:57 AM  

bostonguy: AdmirableSnackbar: War is the last thing we need right now.

We are already at war with Russia.* They interfered with our presidential election, installed an asset, have been killing Americans with online promoted vaccine and coronavirus misinformation, and have been destroying civil society by promoting the spread of racism, sexism, and bigotry online.

Cut them off SWIFT and worse. Now.

* And we were already under a treaty to protect Ukraine from aggression anyway. So much for that


We? I thought Israel and Russia were friends.
 
2021-12-07 8:09:52 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: bostonguy: AdmirableSnackbar: War is the last thing we need right now.

We are already at war with Russia.* They interfered with our presidential election, installed an asset, have been killing Americans with online promoted vaccine and coronavirus misinformation, and have been destroying civil society by promoting the spread of racism, sexism, and bigotry online.

Cut them off SWIFT and worse. Now.

* And we were already under a treaty to protect Ukraine from aggression anyway. So much for that

We? I thought Israel and Russia were friends.


That was my American half talking.
 
2021-12-07 8:11:27 AM  

bostonguy: AdmirableSnackbar: bostonguy: AdmirableSnackbar: War is the last thing we need right now.

We are already at war with Russia.* They interfered with our presidential election, installed an asset, have been killing Americans with online promoted vaccine and coronavirus misinformation, and have been destroying civil society by promoting the spread of racism, sexism, and bigotry online.

Cut them off SWIFT and worse. Now.

* And we were already under a treaty to protect Ukraine from aggression anyway. So much for that

We? I thought Israel and Russia were friends.

That was my American half talking.


Either way, Russia may be at war with us (the US, not you) but we're not at war with them. Hell, our DOJ is protecting Russian assets in the US government right now.
 
2021-12-07 8:11:34 AM  
Well, maybe this will be enough to shake MAGAts from their love affair with Pooty Poot.

Who am I kidding?  Putin's plan is probably to let TFG "intervene" at the last second, letting him think that he changed Putin's mind.  TFG can prance around some sort of hero who just saved the world, thus delaying his prosecution until a russian friendly congress can drop all charges, paving the way for a triumphant return to office in 2024.
 
2021-12-07 8:16:18 AM  
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2021-12-07 8:22:29 AM  

Great_Milenko: Well, maybe this will be enough to shake MAGAts from their love affair with Pooty Poot.

Who am I kidding?  Putin's plan is probably to let TFG "intervene" at the last second, letting him think that he changed Putin's mind.  TFG can prance around some sort of hero who just saved the world, thus delaying his prosecution until a russian friendly congress can drop all charges, paving the way for a triumphant return to office in 2024.


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Revoltingly plausible.
 
2021-12-07 8:24:15 AM  
Putin's gonna go out like Mussolini one day.
 
2021-12-07 8:24:38 AM  
"You need to let us invade Ukraine or we'll launch nukes."

Yeah, that's a bluff you need to call now or it just becomes a license to gobble nation after nation westward.

So do what you're going to do, Vlad.
 
2021-12-07 8:24:51 AM  

OldRod: Well, that's one way to get rid of COVID I guess... nuke the planet, just to be sure?


Nuclear winter will also help with global warming.
 
2021-12-07 8:25:00 AM  

pheed: Great_Milenko: Well, maybe this will be enough to shake MAGAts from their love affair with Pooty Poot.

Who am I kidding?  Putin's plan is probably to let TFG "intervene" at the last second, letting him think that he changed Putin's mind.  TFG can prance around some sort of hero who just saved the world, thus delaying his prosecution until a russian friendly congress can drop all charges, paving the way for a triumphant return to office in 2024.

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Revoltingly plausible.


Wow. New Glarus beer.
 
2021-12-07 8:26:58 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: If Biden has to act, it'll be funny to watch the GOP suddenly become the Anti-War party.

/even in a time war, they won't side with The President.


If there's a war with Russia under the Biden administration, at least we can solve all our energy problems by hooking up Reagan's grave to a turbine after the GOP sides firmly with Russia.
 
2021-12-07 8:28:48 AM  

GregInIndy: "You need to let us invade Ukraine or we'll launch nukes."

Yeah, that's a bluff you need to call now or it just becomes a license to gobble nation after nation westward.

So do what you're going to do, Vlad.


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2021-12-07 8:29:21 AM  
The US won't go to war, the 101st Airborne will just suddenly all go on vacation at the same time and show up in Ukraine as volunteers, having mysteriously checked out a bunch of US Army military equipment from the local Tractor Supply store. Because that's how it works, right Russia?
 
2021-12-07 8:29:23 AM  

Great_Milenko: Well, maybe this will be enough to shake MAGAts from their love affair with Pooty Poot.

Who am I kidding?  Putin's plan is probably to let TFG "intervene" at the last second, letting him think that he changed Putin's mind.  TFG can prance around some sort of hero who just saved the world, thus delaying his prosecution until a russian friendly congress can drop all charges, paving the way for a triumphant return to office in 2024.


Putin letting the world think he was talked out of something (anything) by a FORMER US President? Much less, by the likes of Donald Trump?

I don't think so.

/even if it would work as you say I don't think his ego would let him do it
 
2021-12-07 8:29:30 AM  
It never goes the way people think:
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2021-12-07 8:33:57 AM  
This is why Organized Religion is bad and needs to be snuffed out.
 
2021-12-07 8:35:12 AM  
Yeah and we treat this monster that throws doctors out of windows literally and that gas station of a country Russia with kid gloves. Whatever Putin does, we asked for it by giving him the money to do it, through things like the German gas pipeline.

We should be doing everything we can to bring Russia and Putin down no matter the cost.
 
2021-12-07 8:36:26 AM  
Whatever.
 
2021-12-07 8:36:52 AM  
AdmirableSnackbar: Hell, our DOJ is protecting Russian assets in the US government right now.

Your opinions are not facts.
 
2021-12-07 8:39:52 AM  

Eegah: OldRod: Well, that's one way to get rid of COVID I guess... nuke the planet, just to be sure?

Nuclear winter will also help with global warming.


See, win-win!
 
2021-12-07 8:43:38 AM  

bostonguy: Nana's Vibrator: Hey, I am main character.  World is mine.  if I die, I take billion or two with me.

Tough talk from someone who needs 2 AA batteries to work.


old vibrators are powered a very dangerous and hazardous wall plug that terrifies fire departments everywhere.

EVERYWHERE!!!
 
2021-12-07 8:46:44 AM  

NuclearPenguins: AdmirableSnackbar: Hell, our DOJ is protecting Russian assets in the US government right now.

Your opinions are not facts.


Yeah well that's just like your opinion man.
 
2021-12-07 8:48:32 AM  
I am told repeatedly by totally-not-suspicious-peace-brokers who post here that we can't defend Ukraine because Russia might go full hot nuclear war.

In which case, we wouldn't have provoked Putin so much as him just being the asshole who ends the world because he's so autistic he doesn't understand consequences for starting an unwinnable war of aggression. That would be on Russia for continuing to tolerate such a profound idiot of a leader.
 
2021-12-07 8:48:46 AM  
They always reference nuclear exchange because they know they'd lose a conventional conflict convincingly.
 
2021-12-07 8:50:53 AM  
I don't care if we go to war or not or if we provide weapons or not nor do I really understand anything about the situation.

I just know it's not Biden's fault
 
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