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(CBS 17)   Okay, settle down and de-clutch your pearls. That woman in North Carolina was arrested before she could smoke marijuana live on the internet   (cbs17.com) divider line
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2021-12-07 4:13:58 AM  
While in a patrol vehicle following her arrest, Keene threatened to "purposely" urinate in the vehicle, according to the news release.

SWAT was subsequently mobilized via helicopter, the policecar teargassed, the door blown off its hinges, and the seats saved from the terrorist.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-07 4:22:21 AM  
I don't understand why anyone did anything they did in this story.
 
2021-12-07 4:29:09 AM  
Do they have standing orders to shoot Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog on sight?

Arrested for attempted drug use seems like overkill even in most totalitarian countries.
 
2021-12-07 4:35:58 AM  
FTFA- woman was arrested--(drugs charges)
Can I have them all reporter?

Wish I could say a typo like a lot of farks say.
 
2021-12-07 4:39:46 AM  
Where was this, Nazi Germany? Oh, North Carolina. Same thing.
 
2021-12-07 4:40:31 AM  
I'm going to clog my arteries on FaceBo (or whatever it is called now) so tune in tomorrow pigs. JESUS FARKING CHRIST WE ARE WAY PAST NORMALCY NOW.
 
2021-12-07 4:41:01 AM  

Jake Havechek: Where was this, Nazi Germany? Oh, North Carolina. Same thing.


The way I read it: Where was this, Nazi Germany? Oh, United States. Same thing.
 
2021-12-07 4:42:49 AM  
Meanwhile Johnny boogerhook is about to blast down his classmates.

Good job serving the public by keeping that dangerous weed off the streets. It's way more important than helping the needy or talking to people about ways to spot distress in children and helping them
 
2021-12-07 4:46:58 AM  
How can you call it a country when in one part you can buy the shiat at the store next door and in another part they'll send in the SWAT team to bust down your door.
 
2021-12-07 4:53:02 AM  

Russ1642: How can you call it a country when in one part you can buy the shiat at the store next door and in another part they'll send in the SWAT team to bust down your door.


That is why we need a federal law.
 
2021-12-07 4:55:16 AM  
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2021-12-07 5:19:08 AM  
It was for her own good. They saved that poor woman from a very short, tragic life being hooked on the jazz cabbage. If those brave officers of the law hadn't intervened by now all of her hair and teeth would have fallen out and she'd be out on the streets offering to perform degrading acts for pocket change just to get her next fix before dying unloved and alone in a filthy reefer den surrounded by savage, cackling, wild-eyed pushers and addicts.
 
2021-12-07 5:23:15 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It was for her own good. They saved that poor woman from a very short, tragic life being hooked on the jazz cabbage. If those brave officers of the law hadn't intervened by now all of her hair and teeth would have fallen out and she'd be out on the streets offering to perform degrading acts for pocket change just to get her next fix before dying unloved and alone in a filthy reefer den surrounded by savage, cackling, wild-eyed pushers and addicts.


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2021-12-07 5:23:53 AM  
Candace Keene, 33, was preparing marijuana to be smoked in a live stream on Facebook

Mesquite, hickory, or beech?  She looks like a naughty beechwood type to me
 
2021-12-07 5:30:10 AM  

Alphax: Do they have standing orders to shoot Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog on sight?
Arrested for attempted drug use seems like overkill even in most totalitarian countries.


You can still commit suicide live on the internet  though, and everyone will let you.
 
2021-12-07 5:33:18 AM  
She's awfully white to have all this fuss made...
 
2021-12-07 5:35:33 AM  

cryinoutloud: Alphax: Do they have standing orders to shoot Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog on sight?
Arrested for attempted drug use seems like overkill even in most totalitarian countries.

You can still commit suicide live on the internet  though, and everyone will let you.


Some years back, a former high school classmate of mine linked to a video of a young black girl who carefully held her phone out in front of her, recording, then starting beating her face into the table in front of her, just smashing the hell out of her face.  Yikes!  I reported that one immediately as something that was not only inappropriate, but in need of investigation.
 
2021-12-07 5:45:30 AM  
"We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."
First of all, the police state mentality of "report your neighbor, citizen" is creepy as hell.
Second of all, if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market. I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.
 
2021-12-07 5:56:35 AM  
She wasn't rich enough, white enough and male enough to have people ignore it
Tesla CEO Elon Musk Smokes Weed During Joe Rogan Podcast Interview | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC
Youtube 1rS8fFbW57o
 
2021-12-07 5:56:49 AM  

houstondragon: Gordon Bennett: It was for her own good. They saved that poor woman from a very short, tragic life being hooked on the jazz cabbage. If those brave officers of the law hadn't intervened by now all of her hair and teeth would have fallen out and she'd be out on the streets offering to perform degrading acts for pocket change just to get her next fix before dying unloved and alone in a filthy reefer den surrounded by savage, cackling, wild-eyed pushers and addicts.

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thanks alot pal , Now I'm gonna take a hit and jerk off
 
2021-12-07 6:17:34 AM  

Alphax: cryinoutloud: Alphax: Do they have standing orders to shoot Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog on sight?
Arrested for attempted drug use seems like overkill even in most totalitarian countries.

You can still commit suicide live on the internet  though, and everyone will let you.

Some years back, a former high school classmate of mine linked to a video of a young black girl who carefully held her phone out in front of her, recording, then starting beating her face into the table in front of her, just smashing the hell out of her face.  Yikes!  I reported that one immediately as something that was not only inappropriate, but in need of investigation.


If I was a betting man I'd place $20 on a boyfriend still spending time in prison for that "assault".
Some idiots can't help but record themselves breaking the law.

/those are the odds, there are also idiots who record themselves harming themselves online
//does not exclude the possibility of a cry for help from someone losing it
///I'd still put that twenty on the boyfriend thing
 
2021-12-07 6:17:35 AM  
FTA: "'Investigators reviewed the social media account and was able to observe the video,' a spokesperson for the department wrote in the release."

They sure was able.
 
2021-12-07 6:19:30 AM  

koder: While in a patrol vehicle following her arrest, Keene threatened to "purposely" urinate in the vehicle, according to the news release.


Classy.
 
2021-12-07 6:20:13 AM  

solokumba: Russ1642: How can you call it a country when in one part you can buy the shiat at the store next door and in another part they'll send in the SWAT team to bust down your door.

That is why we need a federal law.


There already IS a Federal law.
 
2021-12-07 6:40:22 AM  

Exluddite: , if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market


Are you under the impression that legalizing eliminates the black market for weed?  Because according to the reports I'm seeing, it doesn't do that at all.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10​/​23/california-legal-illicit-weed-marke​t-516868

Exluddite: "We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."

I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.


The "fact?"  No one?  At all?  Because I'm starting to see reports that fentanyl-laced weed is showing up here and there.

https://www.fark.com/comments/1193231​4​/We-secretly-put-fentanyl-in-these-fol​ks-weed-Lets-see-what-happens?startid=​144275628

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/l​o​cal/2021/12/04/michigan-warns-of-fenta​nyl-laced-marijuana-calls-it-emerging-​public-health-threat/

https://www.necn.com/news/local/vermo​n​t-police-arrest-3-over-fentanyl-laced-​marijuana/2627930/
 
2021-12-07 6:41:49 AM  

Resident Muslim: koder: While in a patrol vehicle following her arrest, Keene threatened to "purposely" urinate in the vehicle, according to the news release.

Classy.


Knowing how police are, I'm going with they locked her in the back of a squad car for several hours while they searched her house, after repeatedly telling them she had to go, she said something along the lines of "if you don't take me to the bathroom I'm going to wet myself" so they tossed on a charge for threatening to damage government property.
 
2021-12-07 6:44:20 AM  
A year and a half ago, it was as popular to predict that cities would empty and we'd all move to the sticks for the low taxes and cheap property.  This is why that never happened.
 
2021-12-07 6:46:07 AM  

maddogdelta: She wasn't rich enough, white enough and male enough to have people ignore it[YouTube video: Tesla CEO Elon Musk Smokes Weed During Joe Rogan Podcast Interview | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC]


Or in California enough
 
2021-12-07 6:46:39 AM  
And this is why I don't wanna join Discord
 
2021-12-07 7:08:53 AM  
Just like Minority Report, but with weed.
 
2021-12-07 7:16:53 AM  

Exluddite: "We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."
First of all, the police state mentality of "report your neighbor, citizen" is creepy as hell.
Second of all, if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market. I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.


Why would anyone want to legalize adulterated weed? Or did you mean legalize weed in general?

And why do you think that dealers wouldn't sell you an adulterated product while pretending it is pure? They do it all the time. That's what cutting is.

It costs relatively little to adulterate weed with a small amount of fentanyl and makes that "variant" highly addictive. Theres lots of incentive to adulterate an illegal drug to make it more addictive.
 
2021-12-07 7:17:44 AM  

CarnySaur: Just like Minority Report, but with weed.


I got the hacker webs, you got the weed? lets hook up
 
2021-12-07 7:18:22 AM  

maddogdelta: She wasn't rich enough, white enough and male enough to have people ignore it[YouTube video: Tesla CEO Elon Musk Smokes Weed During Joe Rogan Podcast Interview | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC]


Probably helps to be in a state where certain laws don't get enforced.
 
2021-12-07 7:20:35 AM  

Animatronik: maddogdelta: She wasn't rich enough, white enough and male enough to have people ignore it[YouTube video: Tesla CEO Elon Musk Smokes Weed During Joe Rogan Podcast Interview | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC]

Probably helps to be in a state where certain laws don't get enforced.


also being a pro-apartheid shiatlord with a ton of inherited blood diamond money, makes it super easy to skate on weed and such
 
2021-12-07 7:24:18 AM  
Planning to livestream crimes is stupid. Sometimes being stupid has a cost.
 
2021-12-07 7:35:02 AM  
"We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion.


ooo...ooo... now do cops breaking the law
 
2021-12-07 7:42:27 AM  

Jake Havechek: Where was this, Nazi Germany? Oh, North Carolina. Same thing.


Well, at least one district in NC is represented by the Hitlerjungend.
 
2021-12-07 7:47:46 AM  

Tabletop: Planning to livestream crimes is stupid. Sometimes being stupid has a cost.


It's living in North Carolina that's the problem.
 
2021-12-07 7:48:17 AM  
I never could pearl stick and always pearled automatic.
 
2021-12-07 7:48:41 AM  

Animatronik: Exluddite: "We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."
First of all, the police state mentality of "report your neighbor, citizen" is creepy as hell.
Second of all, if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market. I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.

Why would anyone want to legalize adulterated weed? Or did you mean legalize weed in general?

And why do you think that dealers wouldn't sell you an adulterated product while pretending it is pure? They do it all the time. That's what cutting is.

It costs relatively little to adulterate weed with a small amount of fentanyl and makes that "variant" highly addictive. Theres lots of incentive to adulterate an illegal drug to make it more addictive.


What're you? A farking chemist? "Cutting" weed is impossible, professor. Dealers only cut drugs to increase the volume and dilute potency. Why would you 'cut' to make something more potent? Are you really this farking stupid?
 
2021-12-07 7:50:57 AM  

Jake Havechek: Animatronik: Exluddite: "We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."
First of all, the police state mentality of "report your neighbor, citizen" is creepy as hell.
Second of all, if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market. I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.

Why would anyone want to legalize adulterated weed? Or did you mean legalize weed in general?

And why do you think that dealers wouldn't sell you an adulterated product while pretending it is pure? They do it all the time. That's what cutting is.

It costs relatively little to adulterate weed with a small amount of fentanyl and makes that "variant" highly addictive. Theres lots of incentive to adulterate an illegal drug to make it more addictive.

What're you? A farking chemist? "Cutting" weed is impossible, professor. Dealers only cut drugs to increase the volume and dilute potency. Why would you 'cut' to make something more potent? Are you really this farking stupid?


Narrator:  he really is that stupid.
 
2021-12-07 7:55:51 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Jake Havechek: Animatronik: Exluddite: "We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."
First of all, the police state mentality of "report your neighbor, citizen" is creepy as hell.
Second of all, if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market. I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.

Why would anyone want to legalize adulterated weed? Or did you mean legalize weed in general?

And why do you think that dealers wouldn't sell you an adulterated product while pretending it is pure? They do it all the time. That's what cutting is.

It costs relatively little to adulterate weed with a small amount of fentanyl and makes that "variant" highly addictive. Theres lots of incentive to adulterate an illegal drug to make it more addictive.

What're you? A farking chemist? "Cutting" weed is impossible, professor. Dealers only cut drugs to increase the volume and dilute potency. Why would you 'cut' to make something more potent? Are you really this farking stupid?

Narrator:  he really is that stupid.


Augment.
 
2021-12-07 7:55:55 AM  

Tabletop: Planning to livestream crimes is stupid. Sometimes being stupid has a cost.


It's only a crime because politicians have been lying about weed since the early 50s. At least, here in Michigan, we the people voted to make it legal. Bypassing our legislature, which is controlled by the liars of the GQP.
 
2021-12-07 7:58:44 AM  
Criminal defense attorney Bruce Rivers likes  to say stop self snitching in his YouTube  videos. One recent example he gave was Jeffrey Epstein calling his jet the Lolita Express.
This would be another example of self snitching.
 
2021-12-07 8:01:51 AM  

433: I don't understand why anyone did anything they did in this story.


Because lots of Americans are moralistic assholes.
 
2021-12-07 8:03:58 AM  

Alphax: Do they have standing orders to shoot Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog on sight?


One of them, probably.

//three guesses which one
 
2021-12-07 8:04:54 AM  
"We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion." (emphasis added)

There's absolutely no way that statement could ever come back and bite them in the ass.
 
2021-12-07 8:07:37 AM  

Animatronik: Exluddite: "We want to thank the citizens that report concerns to us no matter how large or small," a spokesperson wrote in the release. "In North Carolina marijuana is illegal and we have a duty to enforce all laws no matter the opinion. We have collected some marijuana that has contained fentanyl and other deadly drugs and narcotics."
First of all, the police state mentality of "report your neighbor, citizen" is creepy as hell.
Second of all, if you don't want adulterated weed out there, legalize it and eliminate the balck market. I'll just ignore the fact that no one is going to give you extra drugs with your drugs at no charge.

Why would anyone want to legalize adulterated weed? Or did you mean legalize weed in general?

And why do you think that dealers wouldn't sell you an adulterated product while pretending it is pure? They do it all the time. That's what cutting is.

It costs relatively little to adulterate weed with a small amount of fentanyl and makes that "variant" highly addictive. Theres lots of incentive to adulterate an illegal drug to make it more addictive.


How do I know you know nothing about weed?
 
2021-12-07 8:07:54 AM  

Tabletop: Planning to livestream crimes is stupid. Sometimes being stupid has a cost.


Sometimes you have to deliberately break a law to show how unjust it is.
 
2021-12-07 8:14:17 AM  

Animatronik: maddogdelta: She wasn't rich enough, white enough and male enough to have people ignore it[YouTube video: Tesla CEO Elon Musk Smokes Weed During Joe Rogan Podcast Interview | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC]

Probably helps to be in a state where certain laws don't get enforced.


Which laws weren't being enforced when Elon legally smoked Marijuana in California?
 
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