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(Metro)   Jingle bells, Batman smells, the cliff done laid an egg. (Wait... what?)   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Miao people, Guizhou, Yunnan, Sediment, Oval, Egg, Rock music, Sedimentary rock  
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3479 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2021 at 2:20 AM (30 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-12-07 5:30:40 AM  
10 votes:

jokerscrowbar: Calciferous cliff erodes quicker than the pebble deposits it contains.  Locals call them God Eggs.
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2021-12-07 8:31:47 AM  
8 votes:
I thought an omelet made out of stone eggs would be gneiss but it tasted like schist.
2021-12-07 4:34:22 AM  
6 votes:
Headline: Mystery solved

Body text: ...does not explain how the rocks appear in smooth round shapes...
2021-12-07 7:56:37 AM  
4 votes:
"It's  little -known fact that postal carriers not only deliver mail, they also lay eggs."
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2021-12-07 4:45:03 AM  
3 votes:
You know that farking idiot that would ask questions so stupid you wondered how they even got accepted into the program? Well, they write for Metro now.
2021-12-07 4:45:54 AM  
3 votes:
I thought I read long ago that they already knew this. Something about ancient river bed stones left by glaciers.
2021-12-07 8:15:48 AM  
3 votes:
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Wanted for questioning.
2021-12-07 9:25:21 AM  
2 votes:
Those are drop bear eggs.
2021-12-07 11:30:51 AM  
2 votes:

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Wanted for questioning.

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No Kill People
2021-12-07 6:04:24 AM  
1 vote:
Wow they managed to cut the actual answer to the mystery out of this fluff piece. Luckily a quick Google told's only news on 'news' websites. Leaving me to wonder: does this rock actually exist at all?
2021-12-07 6:44:44 AM  
1 vote:
The spirit of Monkey is irrepressible!

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2021-12-07 11:27:24 AM  
1 vote:
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