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(Metro)   Jingle bells, Batman smells, the cliff done laid an egg. (Wait... what?)   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2021-12-07 3:02:35 AM  
Ferrous rocks that rust and drop off?
Or maybe just a fake article.

/DNRTA
 
2021-12-07 3:23:55 AM  
Calciferous cliff erodes quicker than the pebble deposits it contains.  Locals call them God Eggs.
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2021-12-07 4:34:22 AM  
Headline: Mystery solved

Body text: ...does not explain how the rocks appear in smooth round shapes...
 
2021-12-07 4:45:03 AM  
You know that farking idiot that would ask questions so stupid you wondered how they even got accepted into the program? Well, they write for Metro now.
 
2021-12-07 4:45:54 AM  
I thought I read long ago that they already knew this. Something about ancient river bed stones left by glaciers.
 
2021-12-07 5:30:40 AM  

jokerscrowbar: Calciferous cliff erodes quicker than the pebble deposits it contains.  Locals call them God Eggs.
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2021-12-07 6:04:24 AM  
Wow they managed to cut the actual answer to the mystery out of this fluff piece. Luckily a quick Google told me....it's only news on 'news' websites. Leaving me to wonder: does this rock actually exist at all?
 
2021-12-07 6:44:44 AM  
The spirit of Monkey is irrepressible!

Monkey (TV Series) Opening Song (Monkey Magic)
Youtube J-SUoHmpRdM
 
2021-12-07 7:12:05 AM  
The Batmobile's lost its wheel, the Joker got away....hey!
 
2021-12-07 7:56:37 AM  
"It's  little -known fact that postal carriers not only deliver mail, they also lay eggs."
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2021-12-07 8:00:16 AM  
I Asked 64,182 People About "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells". Here's What I Found Out.
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2021-12-07 8:15:48 AM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2021-12-07 8:31:47 AM  
I thought an omelet made out of stone eggs would be gneiss but it tasted like schist.
 
2021-12-07 8:51:53 AM  
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2021-12-07 9:25:21 AM  
Those are drop bear eggs.
 
2021-12-07 9:54:06 AM  
Are we sure they're not gargoyle eggs?
 
2021-12-07 10:18:38 AM  

luddite v2.0: I thought I read long ago that they already knew this. Something about ancient river bed stones left by glaciers.


Exactly. The first geologist that went to take a look would have an explanation in 30 seconds.
 
2021-12-07 11:27:24 AM  
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2021-12-07 11:30:51 AM  

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Wanted for questioning.


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No Kill People
 
2021-12-07 11:32:25 AM  

luddite v2.0: I thought I read long ago that they already knew this. Something about ancient river bed stones left by glaciers.


Erratics in the till. That is the real term for it.  It's not just a good name for a Stones Cover Band.
 
2021-12-07 3:43:43 PM  

edmo: Those are drop bear eggs.


What about Drop Dead Legs?
 
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