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2104 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2021 at 5:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-07 5:31:09 AM  
Inb4 Matty.
 
2021-12-07 5:33:09 AM  
It must be The Schwartz.
 
2021-12-07 5:39:35 AM  
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2021-12-07 5:39:55 AM  
Robot Chicken | X-Rated Rescue Rangers | Adult Swim UK 🇬🇧
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2021-12-07 5:58:10 AM  
So *that's* why the women in those educational videos are always soooo excited to get the yogurt...
 
2021-12-07 6:04:30 AM  
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2021-12-07 6:06:22 AM  
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2021-12-07 6:06:45 AM  

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I mean I'd hit it.
 
2021-12-07 6:17:08 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: RanHakubi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x902]

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I mean I'd hit it.


Do you mean that you'd go full aural on those ears?
 
2021-12-07 6:19:17 AM  

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Disney, making Kids into furries since 1930.
 
2021-12-07 6:20:09 AM  

jokerscrowbar: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: RanHakubi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x902]

Go on...

I mean I'd hit it.

Do you mean that you'd go full aural on those ears?


I'm a big fan of Aural sex.
 
2021-12-07 6:40:47 AM  
But they had more heart disease from the saturated fat. Die young; leave a good looking pelt.
 
2021-12-07 6:40:51 AM  
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2021-12-07 6:50:11 AM  
How many mice do I have to blend to lose 20 lbs? I want to get back to my fighty weight
 
2021-12-07 6:52:27 AM  

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Okay...

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2021-12-07 6:55:05 AM  
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2021-12-07 6:55:05 AM  
Oh, come on.
The one on the right is simply cold and fluffed up its fur. Staged, I tell ya.
 
2021-12-07 6:56:59 AM  

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2021-12-07 6:59:05 AM  
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2021-12-07 7:02:57 AM  

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2021-12-07 7:13:01 AM  
Japanese Computer Commercial (brand name: Mouse)
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2021-12-07 7:16:42 AM  
I was not thinking of sexy mouse girls, but now I am weirdly turned on. Ruh ruh ruh rescue rangers, always there, when there's danger!
 
2021-12-07 7:34:59 AM  
Huh, I have this strange urge to upgrade my computer
 
2021-12-07 7:46:28 AM  

Kit Fister: Disney, making Kids into furries since 1930.


They got me in '94.
 
2021-12-07 7:49:54 AM  
Who determines the sexiness of a mouse exactly?
 
2021-12-07 7:57:04 AM  
My fat ass was just going to use it to make cookies but ok. Husband bought vanilla instead of plain so may as well eat it.

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2021-12-07 8:00:51 AM  

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We're done here
 
2021-12-07 8:01:28 AM  
This feels odd without a certain poster...
 
2021-12-07 8:14:59 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Who determines the sexiness of a mouse exactly?


I think the brain is the sexiest part of a mouse. Nothing is sexier than being about to have an intelligent, meaningful conversation with a rodent.
 
2021-12-07 8:23:19 AM  

jokerscrowbar: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: RanHakubi: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x902]

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I mean I'd hit it.

Do you mean that you'd go full aural on those ears?


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2021-12-07 9:14:58 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Who determines the sexiness of a mouse exactly?


Looks down at his own pants...

I guess... Me?

Sexy, sexy mouse...
 
2021-12-07 9:37:13 AM  

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2021-12-07 10:27:02 AM  
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2021-12-07 11:51:36 AM  

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Gadget and Rebecca from TaleSpin
 
2021-12-07 2:19:14 PM  

Nurglitch: This feels odd without a certain poster...


I swear, Fark times these for when I'm asleep.
 
2021-12-07 2:27:39 PM  

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I think he's pondering what I'm pondering.
 
2021-12-07 3:01:11 PM  

MattytheMouse: Nurglitch: This feels odd without a certain poster...

I swear, Fark times these for when I'm asleep.


WELL FINALLY, you left me hanging for almost 10 hours!
 
2021-12-07 4:18:43 PM  

MattytheMouse: Nurglitch: This feels odd without a certain poster...

I swear, Fark times these for when I'm asleep.


This thread should've been on ThFursday.
 
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