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(CNN)   Marc Short, VP Pence's aide banned from the White House after Jan 6th, to dish to the Jan 6th Committee   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-12-06 8:45:18 PM  
Interesting...

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2021-12-06 8:54:07 PM  
Hope he has security
 
2021-12-06 9:13:54 PM  
You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now
 
2021-12-06 9:50:44 PM  
I'm shocked he wasn't whacked after Pence didn't get killed
 
2021-12-06 10:05:45 PM  
Let's hope he gets through his testimony without having a major change of heart.
 
2021-12-06 10:17:08 PM  
Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

I'd like to know the story on that.
 
2021-12-06 11:01:15 PM  
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2021-12-06 11:34:35 PM  

make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?


According to the article:
Angry with Short's role in backing Pence's refusal to comply [with not certifying the election], Trump told others that he banned Short from the White House after the Capitol riot, as CNN previously reported.
 
2021-12-06 11:39:46 PM  
Short is an absolute garbage bag of a person. He's another trump administration member that should be charged with aggravated manslaughter.  He thought masks and social distancing were on,y going ti help democratic governors so therefore BAD! fark this guy.
 
2021-12-06 11:40:35 PM  

make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

I'd like to know the story on that.


Made eye contact with Trump.
Pulled out the needle after donating only 2 pints of blood to the Presidential Rezervro Resavore Res Bucket.
While inhaling one of Trump's most elegant farts, he coughed.
Made the coup fail by having low energy.
 
2021-12-06 11:41:00 PM  
Peeling the onion is now getting through the dry crinkly part and getting into the juicy part.
 
2021-12-06 11:43:12 PM  
Finally, we'll be able to bring Antifa to justice.
 
2021-12-06 11:47:22 PM  

Incontinental_Drift: make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

According to the article:
Angry with Short's role in backing Pence's refusal to comply [with not certifying the election], Trump told others that he banned Short from the White House after the Capitol riot, as CNN previously reported.


Yeah I know, I just thought maybe there's more to it than that. Guess we'll either find out... or not.
 
2021-12-06 11:49:29 PM  

Incontinental_Drift: make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

According to the article:
Angry with Short's role in backing Pence's refusal to comply [with not certifying the election], Trump told others that he banned Short from the White House after the Capitol riot, as CNN previously reported.


NBD, he was only banned for a couple of weeks.
 
2021-12-06 11:51:19 PM  
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2021-12-06 11:52:19 PM  
Trump Inc. must have a heck of an HR department -- they managed to staff an entire White House while avoiding everyone who possessed even an ounce of personal integrity.
 
2021-12-06 11:55:03 PM  
Gosh how exciting!

I bet Mr. Short will just bust everything wide open, and then Merrick Garland will finally see fit to get off his snatch and start prosecuting.

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Our long national nightmare is nearly over. Our children shall celebrate this day with fireworks.
 
2021-12-06 11:57:24 PM  

JAYoung: Trump Inc. must have a heck of an HR department -- they managed to staff an entire White House while avoiding everyone who possessed even an ounce of personal integrity.


Trump is the HR department.
 
2021-12-07 12:00:04 AM  
FTFA: "significant cooperation with Team Pence,"

If you aim for the VP, you better not miss (apprehending him and bringing him to the guillotine you staged outside of the capitol and labeled as 'art')
 
2021-12-07 12:00:27 AM  

Notabunny: You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now


You'd think Pence would have "back up" "coffee boys".
 
2021-12-07 12:01:55 AM  
Celebrate by buying your loved one an elegant camo wallet. Exude ostentatious class and elegance when you whip this baby out.

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Available at Trumpstore.com along with many other fine and exclusive items.
 
2021-12-07 12:02:12 AM  
As crucial as January 6th accountability is, this three-ring circus may turn out to be the perfect smokescreen for state-level plots to hijack vote counting systems.

If MAGAts finish tearing down our election apparatus, it won't matter how many insurrectionist pawns are sitting in jail. We have to also keep our eye on the ball that is still in play.
 
2021-12-07 12:02:52 AM  

whatisaidwas: Incontinental_Drift: make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

According to the article:
Angry with Short's role in backing Pence's refusal to comply [with not certifying the election], Trump told others that he banned Short from the White House after the Capitol riot, as CNN previously reported.

NBD, he was only banned for a couple of weeks.


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2021-12-07 12:03:26 AM  

MrSplifferton: FTFA: "significant cooperation with Team Pence,"

If you aim for the VP, you better not miss (apprehending him and bringing him to the guillotine you staged outside of the capitol and labeled as 'art')


I see you have managed to find the correct thread now.

/need to step away from fark.
 
2021-12-07 12:04:45 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Celebrate by buying your loved one an elegant camo wallet. Exude ostentatious class and elegance when you whip this baby out.

[trumpstore.com image 850x850]
Available at Trumpstore.com along with many other fine and exclusive items.


"Exclusive items" = "shiat even the Dollar General won't carry".
 
2021-12-07 12:04:59 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Celebrate by buying your loved one an elegant camo wallet. Exude ostentatious class and elegance when you whip this baby out.

[trumpstore.com image 850x850]
Available at Trumpstore.com along with many other fine and exclusive items.


what wallet?
 
2021-12-07 12:05:19 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Celebrate by buying your loved one an elegant camo wallet. Exude ostentatious class and elegance when you whip this baby out.

[trumpstore.com image 850x850]
Available at Trumpstore.com along with many other fine and exclusive items.


That looks like something from one of those scams that promises you money to build a product from back in the late 90's early 00's...
 
2021-12-07 12:12:31 AM  
Does anyone know a quick way to put anyone and everyone that commented more than X times in a thread on your ignore list easily?

/unrelated
//asking for a friend
 
2021-12-07 12:17:01 AM  

Farkin' Uke: Does anyone know a quick way to put anyone and everyone that commented more than X times in a thread on your ignore list easily?

/unrelated
//asking for a friend


Use the fark api. There's a chrome extension on google store. It's pretty flexible. I think it allows tracking by user/submitted links ratio etc. there's custom fields too so am pretty sure you can set one up with specific thresholds.
 
2021-12-07 12:21:01 AM  
Amnesia is a deficit in memory caused by brain damage or disease,
 
2021-12-07 12:25:11 AM  
Make no mistake, Marc Short is as big of an asshole as all the people he was around for 4 years.

All he is doing here is acting as Pence's mouthpiece so to draw fire from Trump to him, not Pence. Probably with some glee because of his banishment, but also to remain in Pence's good graces. He wouldn't be cooperating if Pence didn't approve.

But yeah, he's an asshole like the rest of them.
 
2021-12-07 12:26:01 AM  
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2021-12-07 12:26:54 AM  
Nobody ever brings up that refusing to certify the election for Biden doesn't make Trump the winner. No matter what, Trump's first term was going to end on 1/20 and if it wasn't certified for anyone, that means that Biden might not be President, but neither is Trump, leaving it to whoever is next in the line of succession: Nancy Pelosi
 
2021-12-07 12:31:14 AM  

The Lone Gunman: Nobody ever brings up that refusing to certify the election for Biden doesn't make Trump the winner. No matter what, Trump's first term was going to end on 1/20 and if it wasn't certified for anyone, that means that Biden might not be President, but neither is Trump, leaving it to whoever is next in the line of succession: Nancy Pelosi


Had the courts entertained Trump's nonsense and refused Biden the Presidency, the farkers are crooked enough to award Trump a term he lost fair and square.

And probably another one if he throws a big enough shiat-fit.
 
2021-12-07 12:45:07 AM  

somedude210: I'm shocked he wasn't whacked after Pence didn't get killed


I'm not. At that point, the conspiracy had failed. You're no longer taking out an enemy of the state. You're just committing a murder. Boots'n'suits plays pretty well out in the sticks but the guys with earpieces and the ugly shoes? They've been listening the whole time. A particularly fanatic one, even a team, might go along with a successful conspiracy. Sure. But be the only one out on a capital-crime branch? For Donald Trump?

Hahahahahaha NO
 
2021-12-07 12:49:55 AM  

Farkin' Uke: Does anyone know a quick way to put anyone and everyone that commented more than X times in a thread on your ignore list easily?

/unrelated
//asking for a friend


Do a name search on a thread and go with that. My name will now show up 3 times , but with only 1 post. I use chrome because I m lazy
 
2021-12-07 12:50:54 AM  

Notabunny: You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now


Mike Pence will never run out of anonymous boys.
 
2021-12-07 12:56:05 AM  

JAYoung: Trump Inc. must have a heck of an HR department -- they managed to staff an entire White House while avoiding everyone who possessed even an ounce of personal integrity.


Epstein helped pick most of them.
 
2021-12-07 3:04:20 AM  

make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

I'd like to know the story on that.


The interesting thing is that Pence's entire team had their security access cards deactivated during the riot. That's one reason they got stuck in a loading dock. I want to know more about that.
 
2021-12-07 3:39:07 AM  
Immensely satisfying we keep hearing about all these testimonies and depositions from the press AFTER they've cooperated with the committee. They've been doing a great job keeping the lid on this particular case prior to moving forward with it, less chance of getting ratfarked prior to the first set of criminal convictions being issued.
 
2021-12-07 4:23:31 AM  

wademh: make me some tea: Hmm why was he banned from the WH?

I'd like to know the story on that.

The interesting thing is that Pence's entire team had their security access cards deactivated during the riot. That's one reason they got stuck in a loading dock. I want to know more about that.


Maybe do a google search "Pence team docking"?
 
2021-12-07 4:55:23 AM  

etoof: Notabunny: You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now

You'd think Pence would have "back up" "coffee boys".


This was the main one.

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Pictured here after some deep, consensual consultation in Pence's private office.
 
2021-12-07 4:58:37 AM  

dsmith42: etoof: Notabunny: You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now

You'd think Pence would have "back up" "coffee boys".

This was the main one.

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Pictured here after some deep, consensual consultation in Pence's private office.


Looks like he made a clone of himself.
 
2021-12-07 7:06:02 AM  

Notabunny: You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now


We're past the coffee boys now... we're into the Diet Coke boys
 
2021-12-07 7:06:03 AM  

Alphax: dsmith42: etoof: Notabunny: You'd think they'd have run out of anonymous coffee boys by now

You'd think Pence would have "back up" "coffee boys".

This was the main one.

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Pictured here after some deep, consensual consultation in Pence's private office.

Looks like he made a clone of himself.


He *did* donate some DNA.
 
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