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(eBay)   Someone please buy this toilet shaped like Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich (not safe for work)   ( divider line
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2021-12-06 9:58:23 PM  
3 votes:
I don't...I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a shiat on that.
2021-12-07 12:34:39 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe my butthole could teach him about rhythm.
2021-12-06 10:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
Someone needs to do the world a favour and steal then destroy this monstrosity.

/They won't get caught - police will have nothing to go on.
2021-12-06 10:49:47 PM  
1 vote:
He's getting royalties isn't he? Because he'll sue the shiat out of you.
2021-12-06 11:03:51 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that's my nightmares for tonight
2021-12-07 2:15:45 AM  
1 vote:
For $5000 you could probably get the real Lars to show up. He probably wants a percentage of each flush or something anyways.
2021-12-07 2:43:23 AM  
1 vote:
The real treasure trove here is the wild assortment of sponsored/related/also items.

"PAN Greek Nude God of Nature Handpainted Penis..."

"Ludwig Wüller recites Goethe in Vienna XL 1932..."

"EXCLUSIVE! Velma in Tentacles 1/10 Garage Kit..."
2021-12-07 3:06:31 AM  
1 vote:
Is that a bong or...
I guess it just doesn't mattress.
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2021-12-07 4:33:28 AM  
1 vote:
Can I buy it with $MEGMA?
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