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(eBay)   Someone please buy this toilet shaped like Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich (not safe for work)   (ebay.com) divider line
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1155 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 07 Dec 2021 at 1:53 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-06 9:58:23 PM  
I don't...I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a shiat on that.
 
2021-12-06 10:14:45 PM  
Ummmm.....

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2021-12-06 10:40:28 PM  
Someone needs to do the world a favour and steal then destroy this monstrosity.

/They won't get caught - police will have nothing to go on.
 
2021-12-06 10:42:09 PM  
I prefer toilets that are not full of shiat until after you install them.
 
2021-12-06 10:49:47 PM  
He's getting royalties isn't he? Because he'll sue the shiat out of you.
 
2021-12-06 11:03:51 PM  
Well, that's my nightmares for tonight
 
2021-12-07 12:31:12 AM  
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2021-12-07 2:15:45 AM  
For $5000 you could probably get the real Lars to show up. He probably wants a percentage of each flush or something anyways.
 
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2021-12-07 2:35:05 AM  

Lsherm: I don't...I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a shiat on that.


Not even on his head?
 
2021-12-07 2:42:44 AM  
That's an expensive drunken purchase right there
 
2021-12-07 2:43:23 AM  
The real treasure trove here is the wild assortment of sponsored/related/also items.

"PAN Greek Nude God of Nature Handpainted Penis..."

"Ludwig Wüller recites Goethe in Vienna XL 1932..."

"EXCLUSIVE! Velma in Tentacles 1/10 Garage Kit..."
 
2021-12-07 3:06:31 AM  
Is that a bong or...
I guess it just doesn't mattress.
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2021-12-07 3:10:33 AM  
Someone tell me how many "What is this?"s this is worth in "I can't even..."s?
 
2021-12-07 3:22:07 AM  
Nah, I'll just wait for the NFT/cryptocoin version.
 
2021-12-07 4:33:28 AM  
Can I buy it with $MEGMA?
 
2021-12-07 7:56:33 AM  

Lsherm: I don't...I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a shiat on that.


It doesn't look comfortable at all, no.
 
2021-12-07 9:08:03 AM  
 there's only one drummer that this would be acceptable for...

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2021-12-07 10:29:38 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: The real treasure trove here is the wild assortment of sponsored/related/also items.

"PAN Greek Nude God of Nature Handpainted Penis..."

"Ludwig Wüller recites Goethe in Vienna XL 1932..."

"EXCLUSIVE! Velma in Tentacles 1/10 Garage Kit..."



I should have clicked the link in incognito mode. Now, I can never use eBay again...
 
2021-12-07 12:34:39 PM  
Maybe my butthole could teach him about rhythm.
 
2021-12-07 5:09:44 PM  
GAAAAAWWWWW!!! My eyes. Why did I click on that link?
:(
 
2021-12-07 11:49:47 PM  
Ships from Tampa, least surprising part of the link. Of course this monstrosity was made in Florida.
 
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