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(Larry Brown Sports)   The Houston Texans are 32nd in the league in rushing, 32nd in passing, and 32nd in total offense thus achieving a Reverse Triple Crown   (larrybrownsports.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, National Football League, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Quarterback Tyrod Taylor, San Francisco 49ers, head coach David Culley, John McClain of the Houston Chronicle, sports world  
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2021-12-06 8:36:02 PM  
The 'Triple Jester's Cap'?
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2021-12-06 9:04:22 PM  
Still better than the Lions
 
2021-12-06 9:19:08 PM  
They're double-dipping their stats. A team that's worst in both rushing and passing must necessarily be worst in overall offense. If they want to make up some weird "power of three" thing, they should find some other aspect of the Texans that sucks - it shouldn't be hard.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-06 9:22:57 PM  
I've always hated their stupid name.
 
2021-12-06 9:51:29 PM  

433: I've always hated their stupid name.


They should be the Texas Houstons
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-06 10:02:08 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: 433: I've always hated their stupid name.

They should be the Texas Houstons


The Team Formerly Known as The Oilers?  Yes, I know, but it makes better sense than TFKAT Colt 45's.

Hi Strami, Merry Christmas!
 
Al!
2021-12-06 10:15:58 PM  

Richelieu: They're double-dipping their stats. A team that's worst in both rushing and passing must necessarily be worst in overall offense. If they want to make up some weird "power of three" thing, they should find some other aspect of the Texans that sucks - it shouldn't be hard.


I came here to say this. They could use point margin for the 3rd stat and it'd work. At an average of -13.3ppg, Houston is last in the league. Their -157 is 7 points lower than the Jets.
 
2021-12-06 10:36:58 PM  
Please don't let Kenny end in in Cleveland - Gulf Coast
 
2021-12-07 12:06:18 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: 433: I've always hated their stupid name.

They should be the Texas Houstons


Should have went with Houston Steers.
 
2021-12-07 12:55:50 AM  
They don't look much like steers to me.
 
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