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(Fox 5 New York)   Vampire slayer menaces denizens of NYC's underground   (fox5ny.com) divider line
    More: Scary, NEW YORK, New York City, Manhattan, New York City Subway, Police, 46-year-old woman, man, woman  
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3503 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2021 at 7:44 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-06 7:45:52 PM  
Blade seems to having a bad day.
 
2021-12-06 7:48:02 PM  

mr intrepid: Blade seems to having a bad day.


Turns out everyone he ran into sucked.
 
2021-12-06 7:50:28 PM  
"Gizmo, get the dildos!"
 
2021-12-06 7:52:12 PM  
We need accessible mental health care, combined with better homeless outreach and services.
 
2021-12-06 7:53:24 PM  
How the mighty have fallen
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2021-12-06 7:53:58 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: We need accessible mental health care, combined with better homeless outreach and services.


We need, in short, to act like the civilized country we pretend we are.
 
2021-12-06 7:55:43 PM  
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2021-12-06 7:56:08 PM  

mr intrepid: Blade seems to having a bad day.


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2021-12-06 8:01:59 PM  

mr intrepid: Blade seems to having a bad day.


That or Buffy is having a really bad day.
 
2021-12-06 8:05:45 PM  
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Which also means that someone out there needs to be put through The Procession Of Shame.
 
2021-12-06 8:13:57 PM  

dionysusaur: IRestoreFurniture: We need accessible mental health care, combined with better homeless outreach and services.

We need, in short, to act like the civilized country we pretend we are.


No, I like you being an example to the rest of us
 
2021-12-06 8:16:59 PM  
Where is heroic pizza rat when you need him?
 
2021-12-06 8:30:56 PM  
Van Helsing has really let himself go to shiat.
 
2021-12-06 8:35:45 PM  

zimbomba63: Van Helsing has really let himself go to shiat.


More like Van Smell-sing.
 
2021-12-06 8:37:40 PM  
Nice prison face tattoo. Kind of curious what the spikes were actually for.
 
2021-12-06 8:39:12 PM  
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2021-12-06 8:54:47 PM  
I guess he thought the stakes were too high.
 
2021-12-06 8:58:48 PM  

El_Dan: Nice prison face tattoo. Kind of curious what the spikes were actually for.


Having been homeless, under a bridge, sleeping hidden but still in the open: genuine defense. Contrary to the saying, there is NOT a farking shred of honor among thieves.
 
2021-12-06 9:02:14 PM  
Looks good enough to eat.

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2021-12-06 9:03:55 PM  
That's not a wooden stake... it's a weaponized parsnip root
 
2021-12-06 9:15:03 PM  
Wesley Snipes has learned the hard way not to fark with the IRS
 
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2021-12-06 9:33:43 PM  

El_Dan: Nice prison face tattoo. Kind of curious what the spikes were actually for.


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2021-12-06 9:36:57 PM  

VYV: El_Dan: Nice prison face tattoo. Kind of curious what the spikes were actually for.

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That's what you get for whacking off in a theater.
 
2021-12-06 9:40:30 PM  
Thanks, Ronald Reagan, for being a prominent figure in the campaign to defund public mental health treatment.
 
2021-12-06 9:43:59 PM  

Mock26: Thanks, Ronald Reagan, for being a prominent figure in the campaign to defund public mental health treatment.


And after all these decades...why haven't any politicians fixed the problem....whether at the state or federal level?
 
2021-12-06 11:25:58 PM  

fragMasterFlash: "Gizmo, get the dildos!"


"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."
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2021-12-07 1:51:27 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: We need accessible mental health care, combined with better homeless outreach and services.


Hard to joke about this.
Yeah, guy is a danger to others and himself.

I'd probably stand there wondering if I should try to deescalate and take the piece of wood from him and risk suddenly getting shivved in the neck.
 
2021-12-07 6:16:09 AM  
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2021-12-07 6:25:27 AM  

dionysusaur: IRestoreFurniture: We need accessible mental health care, combined with better homeless outreach and services.

We need, in short, to act like the civilized country we pretend we are.


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2021-12-07 10:04:11 AM  
Are we sure the person he threatened wasn't a vampire?   I'm just asking questions
 
2021-12-07 12:34:06 PM  
nic cage fan... vampire's kiss cosplay...

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