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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Some Farker will say the real crime wasn't stealing a car, burglary, stealing a rifle, arson or murder, but the Coors Light   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Bucks County, Pennsylvania, Christopher George Gillie, death of a Bucks County man, Arson, 61-year-old Scranton area man, Bensalem Township, Bucks County, Pennsylvania, roommate of the 81-year-old victim, cans of Coors Light  
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2021-12-06 5:08:02 PM  
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2021-12-06 5:49:33 PM  
Coors Lite helped give us "Always Sunny."
That absolves a plethora of crimes against humanity.
 
2021-12-06 6:41:47 PM  
Coors Light. I can't get beer in me - David Cross
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2021-12-06 6:43:10 PM  
Yes, subby, Coors light is a real crime.

/not as evil as genesee though
 
2021-12-06 6:44:47 PM  
Obviously, Coors Light was the reason he did all those crimes.
 
2021-12-06 6:45:01 PM  
Tried to enjoy light beer. Tried and tried and tried.

When I stole it from my dad in highschool.
When we were forced to accept whatever keg the 21y/o got us.
later in life...When I drank all my own beer and started stealing from the party fridge.

And not all that recently, as I am not a skinny person and I have to cut calories everywhere I can
(as I'm also old as fark and my knees and rotator cuff and back and well everything only can take so much exercize)

I have just stopped drinking beer and switched to whiskey fulltime. That's my compromise on full body beer.
 
2021-12-06 6:46:14 PM  

MBooda: Yes, subby, Coors light is a real crime.

/not as evil as genesee though


aaaand that would be the beer I stole from my dad.
I'm quite sure the words "does it always taste this bad?" may have crossed our lips
 
2021-12-06 6:56:49 PM  
Did he get shot?
 
2021-12-06 6:56:57 PM  
Eh, it is important to stay hydrated.

If they want hop flavored seltzer water, who am I to judge?
 
2021-12-06 7:10:53 PM  
Coors Light? Why not go with something classy like vanilla extract or mouthwash?
 
2021-12-06 7:27:55 PM  
I will still take canoe sex over Budweiser products if that was the only options available on a hot summer day
 
2021-12-06 7:42:46 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Tried to enjoy light beer. Tried and tried and tried.

When I stole it from my dad in highschool.
When we were forced to accept whatever keg the 21y/o got us.
later in life...When I drank all my own beer and started stealing from the party fridge.

And not all that recently, as I am not a skinny person and I have to cut calories everywhere I can
(as I'm also old as fark and my knees and rotator cuff and back and well everything only can take so much exercize)

I have just stopped drinking beer and switched to whiskey fulltime. That's my compromise on full body beer.


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2021-12-06 7:43:51 PM  
In the end, the real crime was the friends he made along the way.
 
2021-12-06 7:48:16 PM  
Sounds like a hell of a Sunday night.
 
2021-12-06 7:52:57 PM  
Some?
 
2021-12-06 7:53:40 PM  
Since the beer angle has been covered thoroughly, this being Fsrk and all, let me just say that guy is a real rat bastard.

"That guy is a real rat bastard."
 
2021-12-06 8:35:31 PM  
Back in High School, Coors Light was the classy alternative to Milwaukee's Best. It tasted like carbonated water instead of frothy piss, so it was a nice treat when it was available. Can't say I've had one since I could legally drink though.
 
2021-12-06 8:36:48 PM  
Nothing wrong with Coors. Beer is like women, the cheaper it is the easier it goes down
 
2021-12-06 8:50:41 PM  
Coors light isn't good, but I'll take it over any of the seven-thousand hops-bomb craft wannabe "IPA"s that are just failed attempts at other styles with a shiat ton of hops added to mask their failures.
 
2021-12-06 8:50:56 PM  

HighlanderRPI: I will still take canoe sex over Budweiser products if that was the only options available on a hot summer day


Coors is a Molson product not a Budweiser one. Blame Canada not Belgium for this shiatty beer.
 
2021-12-06 9:16:09 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Nothing wrong with Coors. Beer is like women, the cheaper it is the easier it goes down


Hey how goes it? Say hello to your sister for me 🍺
 
2021-12-06 9:35:17 PM  
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//enjoying a Coors Light right now.
 
2021-12-06 9:38:11 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Nothing wrong with Coors. Beer is like women, the cheaper it is the easier it goes down


The Coors family was funding anti-gay legislation all over the western states for years. They never sold Coors in gay bars for a very long time.
 
2021-12-06 9:41:29 PM  

Trocadero: FloriduhGuy: Nothing wrong with Coors. Beer is like women, the cheaper it is the easier it goes down

The Coors family was funding anti-gay legislation all over the western states for years. They never sold Coors in gay bars for a very long time.


So have they stopped now? So the bars serve them now?
 
2021-12-06 9:43:01 PM  
You guys are assholes. But we knew that.

Terrible what happened to these folks. This guy should really be force fed coors till he explodes.
 
2021-12-06 10:00:38 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Trocadero: FloriduhGuy: Nothing wrong with Coors. Beer is like women, the cheaper it is the easier it goes down

The Coors family was funding anti-gay legislation all over the western states for years. They never sold Coors in gay bars for a very long time.

So have they stopped now? So the bars serve them now?


I haven't been to a gay bar, in almost 15 years. I heard that tale from a 60 something gay man at the Pride Parade in San Francisco in 2003. Dude was a living history book; his parents put him in a mental hospital, b/c that's what being gay was, he was there for the Harvey Milk trial and riots, he watched a lot of his friends die from AIDS. I learned more from that guy over lunch than anyone ever taught me in school about gay history in California.
 
2021-12-06 10:13:58 PM  
Technically, some Farker already did.
 
2021-12-06 10:24:20 PM  

ComaToast: Coors Light? Why not go with something classy like vanilla extract or mouthwash?


No bubbles to tickle your nose.
 
2021-12-06 10:26:13 PM  

NobleHam: Back in High School, Coors Light was the classy alternative to Milwaukee's Best. It tasted like carbonated water instead of frothy piss, so it was a nice treat when it was available. Can't say I've had one since I could legally drink though.


Texas?
 
2021-12-06 10:30:06 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Trocadero: FloriduhGuy: Nothing wrong with Coors. Beer is like women, the cheaper it is the easier it goes down

The Coors family was funding anti-gay legislation all over the western states for years. They never sold Coors in gay bars for a very long time.

So have they stopped now? So the bars serve them now?


Yeah. The same ones that serve Florida orange juice.

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