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(Daily Mail)   From the "dog ate my homework" book of excuses - the guinea pig chewed my hair off   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-12-06 9:22:18 PM  
Mine go bonkers any time they hear me sharpening the chef's knife in the kitchen.

/Means I'm cutting up a pepper for 'em
//sickos
 
2021-12-06 9:29:05 PM  
She's a mixed bag. On an NY scale she goes 4 through 7 depending on the pic.
 
2021-12-06 9:35:52 PM  
That's a pair of eyebrows.
 
2021-12-06 9:38:15 PM  
Nothing that a paper bag and a bunch of cocktails couldn't fix.
 
2021-12-06 9:39:51 PM  
"British hot"
 
2021-12-06 9:41:08 PM  

jaivirtualcard: She's a mixed bag. On an NY scale she goes 4 through 7 depending on the pic.


A little bikini waxing can spruce up that 4.
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2021-12-06 9:42:30 PM  
it looks like gypsies paved her eyebrows
 
2021-12-06 9:55:58 PM  
If I had a dollar.....
 
2021-12-06 10:04:46 PM  

Gordon Bennett: That's a pair of eyebrows.


She should cosplay

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2021-12-06 10:08:38 PM  
Kentucky does Thanksgiving just a little different.
 
2021-12-06 10:11:03 PM  
I don't know if it's the angle of the camera, the zoom used or just how close the camera is, but that doesn't look like a guinea pig.
And since when do they get piercings??

/seriously though, what is that? I feel like I'm being trolled again by DM
 
2021-12-06 10:38:46 PM  
Cuey is back in the menu!
 
2021-12-06 10:45:09 PM  
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2021-12-06 10:54:36 PM  
If Andy only knew what some people's "15 min" consisted of, he would weep that he ever coined the phrase
 
2021-12-06 11:12:58 PM  
when i see a girl like that i say to my wife awwww.
actually it is AW for Attention Whore.
 
2021-12-06 11:41:15 PM  
Somehow I knew this was a Daily Mail article without even looking.
 
2021-12-07 12:01:52 AM  
Of all the things I never needed to know, I never needed to know this the most. Who sits around digging up reasons for me to quit coming here? What did I do to you?
 
2021-12-07 12:42:44 AM  
Some piggies really like to chomp hair. I'm worried less about this dumbass's bangs and more for that poor piggy's digestion. Hope the hair wasn't swallowed.
 
2021-12-07 3:01:57 AM  

LunaAndromeda: Some piggies really like to chomp hair. I'm worried less about this dumbass's bangs and more for that poor piggy's digestion. Hope the hair wasn't swallowed.


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2021-12-07 8:26:42 AM  

Resident Muslim: I don't know if it's the angle of the camera, the zoom used or just how close the camera is, but that doesn't look like a guinea pig.
And since when do they get piercings??

/seriously though, what is that? I feel like I'm being trolled again by DM


That's a skinny pig (I mean, that's what they're called, not a description of this little guy). They're hairless, or nearly hairless, and goofy looking (but totally adorable).

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2021-12-07 9:14:36 AM  

Petite Mel: Resident Muslim: I don't know if it's the angle of the camera, the zoom used or just how close the camera is, but that doesn't look like a guinea pig.
And since when do they get piercings??

/seriously though, what is that? I feel like I'm being trolled again by DM

That's a skinny pig (I mean, that's what they're called, not a description of this little guy). They're hairless, or nearly hairless, and goofy looking (but totally adorable).

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Thanks for the explanation. They're too rat-like for me.

/and I say that as someone who had guinea pigs as a kid
 
2021-12-07 9:54:39 AM  
My guinea pig would absolutely do this to me. We can't really let him free roam too much because of the dog, but I'll stick my head in his cage and he immediately starts gnawing on my hair.  He also loves Windows XP noises. We found a YouTube video of all the XP sounds and he'll sit there and purr until it's over.
 
2021-12-07 10:38:07 AM  
Guinea pigs are livestock, not pets.
 
2021-12-07 11:01:03 AM  

algman: Guinea pigs are livestock, not pets.


GASP!
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