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2021-12-06 2:21:18 PM  
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2021-12-06 2:47:40 PM  
I support the notion that all of her supporters should both avoid the vaccine and get into one giant group hug with tongue kissing.
 
2021-12-06 3:23:37 PM  
According to the CDC almost 4,000 people die every year from unintentional drowning, and Pres. Biden still allows water to flow from the taps. Eau de humantie!
 
2021-12-06 3:24:12 PM  
Correction: many cases of cervical cancer were originally contagious via HPV, and these exact same chucklefarks are the ones that refuse to get their kids vaccinated for HPV because they apparently think that by not vaccinating their kids, that will stop teens from farking.

They don't give a flying fark about cancer.
 
2021-12-06 3:37:46 PM  

fifthofzen: According to the CDC almost 4,000 people die every year from unintentional drowning, and Pres. Biden still allows water to flow from the taps. Eau de humantie!


And there are still bathtubs! How many people die because they fall in their bathtubs and they can't get up! They lay there and die with water wrinkled bodies!

Ban bathtubs!!!
 
2021-12-06 3:38:29 PM  
My school closed because of cancer.  I was in elementary school in the early 80s when the asbestos panic hit and it was closed for a few days.  I wonder when or if they actually did any remediation.
 
2021-12-06 4:03:18 PM  
Out of curiosity, is the cancer number accurate?
 
2021-12-06 4:06:17 PM  
Normally, you can't transmit cancer to another person but I think that tweet did, indeed, give me cancer.
 
2021-12-06 4:37:20 PM  
She is literally the dumbest motherfarker on the planet
 
2021-12-06 4:37:48 PM  
And people die from AIDS, but the fact that it's not transmitted through the air didn't stop people from demonizing those that had it.
 
2021-12-06 4:38:05 PM  
If only curing cancer were as easy as shutting down schools and homeschooling kids. Heck, it would also save countless lives lost to school shootings as a bonus.

/sorry kids
//no social lives for you
///just stay home and study all day
 
2021-12-06 4:38:47 PM  
Yeah we have no laws like about not smoking in public or anything like that.
 
2021-12-06 4:39:02 PM  

koder: Correction: many cases of cervical cancer were originally contagious via HPV, and these exact same chucklefarks are the ones that refuse to get their kids vaccinated for HPV because they apparently think that by not vaccinating their kids, that will stop teens from farking.

They don't give a flying fark about cancer.


Not 100% true, Rick 'D in Meats' Perry and some other Texas GQPers were highly instrumental in pushing the HPV vaccine out back in the early 2000s.  Probably donor related, but still, they were all for the jab then.
 
2021-12-06 4:39:20 PM  
I don't know...cancer of the mind seems REALLY contagious.
 
2021-12-06 4:39:29 PM  

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I remember ages ago when I first saw the tweets from this twat. I figured it HAD to be a bot because of obvious reasons. Also, the pic she uses of herself isn't bad which made me double-y think it was fake.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was real. I wasn't surprised, however, that she used a pic that looks nothing at all like she looks in real life.
 
2021-12-06 4:39:52 PM  
They took away her committee assignments.  I can only imagine the moronic questions she would ask and statements she would make at committee hearings. What an embarrassment to Congress.  She's put there by people who have no faith in the government and use her as proof.
 
2021-12-06 4:40:22 PM  
Thanks subby but I think I'll join the Fark Circle of Derp™ here and punish the Democrats because they haven't passed what I want when I want.
 
2021-12-06 4:40:41 PM  
They are going full double-think with "hundreds of thousands of deaths isn't a big deal, but also Biden should resign over it"
 
2021-12-06 4:41:34 PM  

Gubbo: Out of curiosity, is the cancer number accurate?


It is. On an annual basis, Covid deaths are only just a little bit higher than ALL CANCERS COMBINED. Doesn't seem that bad really.
 
2021-12-06 4:41:53 PM  

koder: Correction: many cases of cervical cancer were originally contagious via HPV, and these exact same chucklefarks are the ones that refuse to get their kids vaccinated for HPV because they apparently think that by not vaccinating their kids, that will stop teens from farking.

They don't give a flying fark about cancer.


I'm sure they are all paid handsomely by the tobacco lobby as well
 
2021-12-06 4:42:14 PM  
This country is doomed.
 
2021-12-06 4:42:30 PM  
some viruses do, in fact, cause cancer.. . . Which if Covid turned out to be one, wouldn't that be ironic.  But I don't need any more proof god doesn't exist.
 
2021-12-06 4:42:53 PM  
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/twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
 
2021-12-06 4:42:53 PM  
Here is her word of the day

I am sure with help she can sound it out


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2021-12-06 4:43:06 PM  

Algebrat: Gubbo: Out of curiosity, is the cancer number accurate?

It is. On an annual basis, Covid deaths are only just a little bit higher than ALL CANCERS COMBINED. Doesn't seem that bad really.


Maybe we finally found the cure for stupid
 
2021-12-06 4:43:15 PM  

giantmeteor: She is literally the dumbest motherfarker on the planet


The problem is that there are so many challengers to that "prize".
 
2021-12-06 4:43:23 PM  
"Allow people to choose natural immunity or vaccines, w/o discrimination."

Hey, MTG, do you know  what "natural immunity" is? It means YOU GOT COVID!
 
2021-12-06 4:43:53 PM  

UberDave: Normally, you can't transmit cancer to another person but I think that tweet did, indeed, give me cancer.


Futurama - "That was so terrible I think You gave me cancer!"
Youtube ozfGeGYe-lY
 
2021-12-06 4:45:08 PM  

Algebrat: Gubbo: Out of curiosity, is the cancer number accurate?

It is. On an annual basis, Covid deaths are only just a little bit higher than ALL CANCERS COMBINED. Doesn't seem that bad really.


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2021-12-06 4:45:09 PM  
Fallacy of Relative Privation.
 
2021-12-06 4:45:44 PM  
As a preventative measure, cigarette smoking was moved outdoors about a decade ago - and the "MAH FREEDUMMS!" crew wailed to high heaven about it at the time.
 
2021-12-06 4:45:45 PM  
There isn't any use listening to nor responding to these people. Ignore and move forward.
 
2021-12-06 4:46:01 PM  

giantmeteor: She is literally the dumbest motherfarker on the planet


Second or third dumbest, she doesn't deserve to be in the first spot on anything.
 
2021-12-06 4:46:56 PM  

emersonbiggins: koder: Correction: many cases of cervical cancer were originally contagious via HPV, and these exact same chucklefarks are the ones that refuse to get their kids vaccinated for HPV because they apparently think that by not vaccinating their kids, that will stop teens from farking.

They don't give a flying fark about cancer.

Not 100% true, Rick 'D in Meats' Perry and some other Texas GQPers were highly instrumental in pushing the HPV vaccine out back in the early 2000s.  Probably donor related, but still, they were all for the jab then.


These pushes also tend to ignore that young men should ALSO be vaccinated so they don't go spreading HPV around to people who can develop cancer from it.  And that regular testing should occur for every sexually active human in the country or ideally on the planet.  Like... annually or semi-annually, covered as part of preventative care visits to your general practitioner.  Not just available.  Routine.
 
2021-12-06 4:47:02 PM  
Why can't Biden stop ROID RAGE!?!?!??11!1?!
 
2021-12-06 4:47:03 PM  

mrwhippy: Algebrat: Gubbo: Out of curiosity, is the cancer number accurate?

It is. On an annual basis, Covid deaths are only just a little bit higher than ALL CANCERS COMBINED. Doesn't seem that bad really.

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Someone should update that chart. 240k Covid deaths - can you imagine? How quaint.
 
2021-12-06 4:47:06 PM  
Congratulations, MTG, you are a bigger moron than TFG.
 
2021-12-06 4:47:35 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: And people die from AIDS, but the fact that it's not transmitted through the air didn't stop people from demonizing those that had it.


The people screaming about the supposed threat to intern antivaxxers are the same people who demanded we throw gay men into camps in the 80s.   And Japanese people in the 40s.

Furthermore, these are the people who think registering guns is government overreach, while they think registries for charting mental illness are just fine.

They're against it if it affects them. They're for it if it doesn't. It's entirely consistent--they just lie about their motivations.
 
2021-12-06 4:48:24 PM  

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/twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!


Clearly those dumb pullups are contagious. I've seen all of the members of crossfit gyms infected with it.
 
2021-12-06 4:49:04 PM  
Oh, Methorie :-(
 
2021-12-06 4:49:30 PM  
Republicans support people dying.
 
2021-12-06 4:49:49 PM  
Asbestos for everyone!
 
2021-12-06 4:50:07 PM  

dylanthomas: As a preventative measure, cigarette smoking was moved outdoors about a decade ago - and the "MAH FREEDUMMS!" crew wailed to high heaven about it at the time.


The people who beat their chests and rended their garments over indoor smoking bans were the most insufferable, whiny people I'd ever encountered. Up to that point.
 
2021-12-06 4:51:46 PM  
You really have to try hard to be that dense.
 
2021-12-06 4:53:48 PM  
Well, cancer is caued by poolution like car exhaust, the pollutants in water used for irrigation, and manufacturing chemicals in houses that come from plastics amd synthetic fibers. And of course, tobacco products and the soot they leave behind staining walls and our insides.

The USA works hard to keep those carcinogens in circulation, and move their manufacturing to countries with governments that satisfy their American desire for cancer to spread. fark WalMart and their moving manufacturing to China,a nd Fark Aemrican manufacturers for raising prices on innovation so that they sell carcinogens for cheap while they can easily sell non-cancerous products for cheaper.

GFark aevery American in this thread, you cancer spreading shiats. You all chose cancer, pat-tense, you did it for decades, the same way some of you choose Covid now. But you all chose cancer.Bush,Clinton, Bush, Obama, you all choe cancer with your votes. You never voted anyone into office who voted againt it (except, IIRC, Warren and Sanders and Gore).
 
2021-12-06 4:55:56 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Well, cancer is caued by poolution like car exhaust, the pollutants in water used for irrigation, and manufacturing chemicals in houses that come from plastics amd synthetic fibers. And of course, tobacco products and the soot they leave behind staining walls and our insides.

The USA works hard to keep those carcinogens in circulation, and move their manufacturing to countries with governments that satisfy their American desire for cancer to spread. fark WalMart and their moving manufacturing to China,a nd Fark Aemrican manufacturers for raising prices on innovation so that they sell carcinogens for cheap while they can easily sell non-cancerous products for cheaper.

GFark aevery American in this thread, you cancer spreading shiats. You all chose cancer, pat-tense, you did it for decades, the same way some of you choose Covid now. But you all chose cancer.Bush,Clinton, Bush, Obama, you all choe cancer with your votes. You never voted anyone into office who voted againt it (except, IIRC, Warren and Sanders and Gore).


You type and sound like my old Boomer father. He recently had a stroke too
 
2021-12-06 4:57:06 PM  
Well, cancers are different, like COVID strains, so which type of cancer kills the most out of the cancers?  That's where the comparison should be named. But, she is a farking imbecile that gets raw dogged on gym equipment.
 
2021-12-06 4:57:42 PM  
It's infuriating trying to reason with someone who has no critical thinking skills or any concept of logical reasoning whatsoever. And then layer Dunning-Kruger on top of this, and you have the perfect shiatstorm.
 
2021-12-06 4:58:10 PM  

austerity101: dylanthomas: As a preventative measure, cigarette smoking was moved outdoors about a decade ago - and the "MAH FREEDUMMS!" crew wailed to high heaven about it at the time.

The people who beat their chests and rended their garments over indoor smoking bans were the most insufferable, whiny people I'd ever encountered. Up to that point.


They seem downright quaint and folksy compared to today.  I was a smoker at the time (ok still am) and it didn't bother me in the least.  While personally inconvenient, I thought it was a good idea - imagine that.
 
2021-12-06 4:58:56 PM  
.> Covid predominately targets obese & older people.

and they deserve to die

And WTH  did she include this graph? Was it to give her post some appearance of rigor?

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Yes, cumulative deaths do increase from the point at which you start counting them
 
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