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    More: Fail, Criminal law, Lindsay Lohan's mother, Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Nassau County DA's office, elder Lohan, years probation, suspended license  
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2021-12-06 1:30:53 PM  
They look like two retirees about to go wild down in Boca.
 
2021-12-06 2:09:42 PM  
Lohan, now thats a name I have not heard in a long time.
 
2021-12-06 2:37:20 PM  
That article was a team effort to further the cause of insignificance.
 
2021-12-06 3:09:06 PM  
Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.
 
2021-12-06 3:33:20 PM  

allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.


It would be at least a five-some. Pretty sure there are a few extra personalities rattling around between them.
 
2021-12-06 4:52:34 PM  
So the fruit don't ferment far from the tree?
 
2021-12-06 4:55:47 PM  
Those two look like they are the spokespeople for Virginia Slims and zinfandel wine.
 
2021-12-06 4:57:22 PM  

allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.


I was going to say is it bad that Dinah looks hotter than Lindsey at this point?  If I had my 'druthers...
 
2021-12-06 4:58:33 PM  
GotDAMN you all have low standards.
 
2021-12-06 5:01:35 PM  
The Chlamydia Crew
 
2021-12-06 5:12:41 PM  

allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.


If your going for gold at least make it interesting.

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2021-12-06 5:16:39 PM  
Didn't loot your kids bank accounts for enough money to pay for an Uber?
 
2021-12-06 5:24:24 PM  
Eighteen days for a hit-and-run DWI on a suspended license with priors?
 
2021-12-06 5:29:44 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Eighteen days for a hit-and-run DWI on a suspended license with priors?


Probably stormed the capitol too.
 
2021-12-06 5:45:44 PM  

allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.


With them I'd guess you could get that for about 62 grams.
 
2021-12-06 6:21:25 PM  
I persist in thinking Lindsay might have stood a slight chance of being sane if Dina wasn't around trashing up the place from Day 1.
 
2021-12-06 6:35:50 PM  

allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.


Judge you?  You'd have to peel me off both of them to get a chance.
Or just wait 15 seconds until I'm finished.
 
2021-12-06 6:49:47 PM  

cryinoutloud: GotDAMN you all have low standards.


When I loved in NYC I had very high standards because there were a lot of choices. I live in the middle of the woods now in a town of 400 people and the closest stop light is roughly 20 miles away. Standards vary greatly when you have few to no choices.
 
2021-12-06 6:55:27 PM  

allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.


This is Fark. No one will judge you here.

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2021-12-06 6:56:23 PM  
She almost looks better than her daughter...
 
2021-12-06 7:23:32 PM  
See what subby's reaching for, but she is the farking tree from which Lindsay fell from.  Do trees crash?
 
2021-12-06 7:32:06 PM  
Remember how *that* image got posted 20 times a day here , years ago?
 
2021-12-06 8:18:21 PM  

Bslim: They look like two retirees about to go wild down in Boca.


The stale aroma of sweat, cigarettes, day-old dried beer, and depression hangs heavy in the air.
 
2021-12-06 9:00:58 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.

Judge you?  You'd have to peel me off both of them to get a chance.
Or just wait 15 seconds until I'm finished.


Hopefully the folks at the free clinic will help with that.
 
2021-12-06 9:06:56 PM  
I would totally be the meat in that sandwich
 
2021-12-06 9:10:19 PM  
Lindsay has pretty much cleaned up her act so good for her.
 
2021-12-06 9:25:15 PM  
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2021-12-06 9:59:15 PM  

johnny_vegas: I would totally be the meat in that sandwich


Okay.  But Dina has always made my skin crawl, even from the beginning.

Despite years of self-abuse, Lindsay still looks good in certain photos.  Often better in makeup free photos than made up, because whoever actually puts up with her manic swings and does it for her doesn't seem to be doing her any favors.   She certainly needs to stay away from tanning, either real or simulated.
 
2021-12-06 10:03:25 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Lohan, now thats a name I have not heard in a long time.


The longer the better.
 
2021-12-06 10:27:11 PM  

Kris_Romm: johnny_vegas: I would totally be the meat in that sandwich

Okay.  But Dina has always made my skin crawl, even from the beginning.

Despite years of self-abuse, Lindsay still looks good in certain photos.  Often better in makeup free photos than made up, because whoever actually puts up with her manic swings and does it for her doesn't seem to be doing her any favors.   She certainly needs to stay away from tanning, either real or simulated.


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Uh, yeah...
 
2021-12-06 10:36:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: GotDAMN you all have low standards.


If we needed a Catholic priest preaching at us, we'd bend over.
 
2021-12-06 11:30:38 PM  
Perfect headline.
 
2021-12-06 11:57:13 PM  

Bslim: Kris_Romm: johnny_vegas: I would totally be the meat in that sandwich

Okay.  But Dina has always made my skin crawl, even from the beginning.

Despite years of self-abuse, Lindsay still looks good in certain photos.  Often better in makeup free photos than made up, because whoever actually puts up with her manic swings and does it for her doesn't seem to be doing her any favors.   She certainly needs to stay away from tanning, either real or simulated.

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Uh, yeah...


Supposedly this is recent, like mid 2020.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBIktssh_​G​z/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c8f4a164​-e1e0-4b8c-8ecd-0cfa07ccf706
 
2021-12-07 12:03:11 AM  
As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhx​y​q/
 
2021-12-07 12:27:57 AM  

Kris_Romm: As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhxy​q/


Good for her, I see her in the same way I see Britney Spears, with a great amount of pity. They were basically exploited to hell by the people who were supposed to protect them. They've been through so much shiat it's reflected in their eyes, no amount of MySpace angles or filters can hide that.
 
2021-12-07 12:41:22 AM  

cryinoutloud: GotDAMN you all have low standards.


Their urge to screw is automatic, and they aren't thinking about the negative transmissions.
 
2021-12-07 12:45:34 AM  

Bslim: Kris_Romm: As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhxy​q/

Good for her, I see her in the same way I see Britney Spears, with a great amount of pity. They were basically exploited to hell by the people who were supposed to protect them. They've been through so much shiat it's reflected in their eyes, no amount of MySpace angles or filters can hide that.


Lindsay's main exploiter, her mother, is still in her life.

Plus, she still wants to be in show business. Which despite her showing signs of being a decent actress at one point in her life is a truly terrible idea.  Like Amanda Bynes, she should have checked out of showbiz for good (who, unlike Britney, needed her conservatorship).
 
2021-12-07 1:34:17 AM  
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2021-12-07 3:34:31 AM  

Kris_Romm: As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhxy​q/


Huh.  Quite a different look.  I would never have guessed or believed that was a picture of her.
 
2021-12-07 9:28:13 AM  

433: Kris_Romm: As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhxy​q/

Huh.  Quite a different look.  I would never have guessed or believed that was a picture of her.


You guys DO know that that pic is HEAVILY filtered, right?
 
2021-12-07 1:04:18 PM  

ar393: cryinoutloud: GotDAMN you all have low standards.
When I loved in NYC I had very high standards because there were a lot of choices. I live in the middle of the woods now in a town of 400 people and the closest stop light is roughly 20 miles away. Standards vary greatly when you have few to no choices.


Mine don't.  I don't touch icky things.  They rub off on you.
 
2021-12-07 2:13:18 PM  

Evil Mackerel: allears: Don't judge me -- I would do a threesome.

If your going for gold at least make it interesting.

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Pretty sure Pete Davidson had both of them.
 
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2021-12-07 3:05:09 PM  

darch: 433: Kris_Romm: As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhxy​q/

Huh.  Quite a different look.  I would never have guessed or believed that was a picture of her.

You guys DO know that that pic is HEAVILY filtered, right?


You don't say!  ;)
 
2021-12-07 5:46:32 PM  

darch: 433: Kris_Romm: As for her face, allegedly this is her six months ago, makeup free:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRy5LlHhxy​q/

Huh.  Quite a different look.  I would never have guessed or believed that was a picture of her.

You guys DO know that that pic is HEAVILY filtered, right?


I'm sure its got a filter, sure.  But there are other makeupless shots of her around. The main difference is freckles.   She's got a ton and that photo doesn't.  In most of them she looks 35.  Her age. Not the weird 50 year old look she has in a lot of made up photos.
 
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