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(BBC-US)   Viagra linked to dementia prevention, setting the stage for the fastest off-brand approval ever   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-12-06 12:45:44 PM  
Horny dementia patients with giant boners, this is the nightmare I keep having.
 
2021-12-06 12:50:34 PM  
Assisted living facilities already have the highest growth of STDs and tossing some extraneous Viagra and it will get worse.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/claryestes/2020/02/26/historic-high-rates-of-stis-among-older-americans/
 
2021-12-06 12:52:50 PM  
Whelp, time to get a Viagra prescription. No sense waiting to be diagnosed.
 
2021-12-06 12:55:35 PM  
Two heads really are better then one!
 
2021-12-06 1:22:33 PM  
Get a boner you'll never forget.
 
2021-12-06 1:31:39 PM  

eurotrader: Assisted living facilities already have the highest growth of STDs and tossing some extraneous Viagra and it will get worse.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/claryestes/2020/02/26/historic-high-rates-of-stis-among-older-americans/


Less than a month after my mom died, my dad - in the middle stages of Alzheimer's - proposed to a woman down the hall from him. He never actually assaulted anyone, but he got uncharacteristically flirty as things went on.
 
2021-12-06 1:32:03 PM  

eurotrader: Assisted living facilities already have the highest growth of STDs and tossing some extraneous Viagra and it will get worse.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/claryestes/2020/02/26/historic-high-rates-of-stis-among-older-americans/


I'm pretty sure 80 year old people aren't going to be concerned if they get an STD. the long term effects won't be all that long term.
 
2021-12-06 1:37:43 PM  

Dinki: eurotrader: Assisted living facilities already have the highest growth of STDs and tossing some extraneous Viagra and it will get worse.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/claryestes/2020/02/26/historic-high-rates-of-stis-among-older-americans/

I'm pretty sure 80 year old people aren't going to be concerned if they get an STD. the long term effects won't be all that long term.


Spending the rest of one's life itching seems like a concern, even if the life isn't that long.
 
2021-12-06 1:44:27 PM  
Don't care. Had sex. Don't remember.
 
2021-12-06 1:54:05 PM  

oa330_man: Don't care. Had sex. Don't remember.


Reliving good parts of childhood as an elder is a goal. Sometimes it is not all good.

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2021-12-06 5:04:39 PM  
So...if I have a woody for more than 4 hours, should I still call my doctor?
 
2021-12-06 5:07:36 PM  
'Did I take my dementia med?'
*notices pants pup tent*
'Yes, I did!'
 
2021-12-06 5:10:58 PM  
Bob Dole!
 
2021-12-06 5:31:13 PM  
"off-label" Subby.  Not "off-brand"
 
2021-12-06 5:31:31 PM  
Dole bananas!
 
2021-12-06 5:33:35 PM  

yuthinasia: So...if I have a woody for more than 4 hours, should I still call my doctor?


I can't remember. :(
 
2021-12-06 5:52:41 PM  

Lambskincoat: Horny dementia patients with giant boners, this is the nightmare I keep having.


My future looks SO AWESOME!
 
2021-12-06 6:06:47 PM  
Not a hard decision.
 
2021-12-06 6:09:40 PM  

Lambskincoat: Horny dementia patients with giant boners, this is the nightmare I keep having.


Username slangs out.
 
2021-12-06 6:10:53 PM  
Old people having nasty, musty, wrinkly old people sex is an image none of us want to think about.
I'm glad those nasty old bastards will now be cognizant enough to remember the horrors of their actions.
 
2021-12-06 6:21:02 PM  
So, options are memory loss but can still get it up or being able to remember to take the blue pill when I can't.
 
2021-12-06 6:21:06 PM  
I'm pretty sure men take Viagra to please their partners. So what age will you lose interest in sex?
 
2021-12-06 8:12:02 PM  

melfunction: I'm pretty sure men take Viagra to please their partners. So what age will you lose interest in sex?


Yea, hmmm no. Men take viagra to maintain their aura of alpha masculinity. It's because they've internalized the silly notion that women are pleased by their manhood first.

There are so many better ways to please a woman than pounding her. And I don't mean doing the dishes, either.
 
2021-12-06 8:16:39 PM  

yuthinasia: So...if I have a woody for more than 4 hours, should I still call my doctor?


Is she cute?
 
2021-12-06 8:20:34 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: melfunction: I'm pretty sure men take Viagra to please their partners. So what age will you lose interest in sex?

Yea, hmmm no. Men take viagra to maintain their aura of alpha masculinity. It's because they've internalized the silly notion that women are pleased by their manhood first.

There are so many better ways to please a woman than pounding her. And I don't mean doing the dishes, either.


Naw. Wait until you've been married to the same person for a long time and get into your late 40s/early 50s. You may not physically need Viagra, but it's nice to know that you can just have a super-boner that both you and the wife will enjoy.
 
2021-12-06 10:07:22 PM  
Sildenafil (Viagra) and tadalafil (Cialis, Adcirca) are also used for enlarged prostate treatment, lower doses taken daily.  Much higher doses are used for pulmonary arterial hypertension.
 
2021-12-06 11:29:26 PM  
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2021-12-07 3:02:48 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: melfunction: I'm pretty sure men take Viagra to please their partners. So what age will you lose interest in sex?

Yea, hmmm no. Men take viagra to maintain their aura of alpha masculinity. It's because they've internalized the silly notion that women are pleased by their manhood first.

There are so many better ways to please a woman than pounding her. And I don't mean doing the dishes, either.


That, and they can drink all night and still be able to commit sexual assault (what they would call 'dating').
 
2021-12-07 9:01:21 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: melfunction: I'm pretty sure men take Viagra to please their partners. So what age will you lose interest in sex?

Yea, hmmm no. Men take viagra to maintain their aura of alpha masculinity. It's because they've internalized the silly notion that women are pleased by their manhood first.


Third is fine. I'll mow and do the dishes first.

A warning, though: think of something to say if you shout out the wrong woman's name during coitus. The dementia card is now unavailable to play.
 
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