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2021-12-06 10:36:39 AM  
There's a church in Indy whose pastors areva couple of Outlaws. I wonder if he's one of theirs.
 
2021-12-06 11:37:49 AM  
Masseth?

/DNRTFA
 
2021-12-06 11:39:58 AM  
Evansville must have outlawed shooting in skate parks.
 
2021-12-06 11:41:38 AM  
When Outlaws are outlawed only outlaws will have outlaws....or something.
 
2021-12-06 11:44:03 AM  
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"It now appears that I have an outlaw for an in-law."
 
2021-12-06 11:44:04 AM  
I know two things about Evansville. There's a decent hotel near the interstate and if you're traveling with your kid there's a pizza buffet arcade (not ChuckE) that if you drive by it, you will be forced to go there for 2 hours at a minimum.
 
2021-12-06 11:44:50 AM  
It is not all that uncommon a name. I knew a fellow whose mother's maiden name was Outlaw. She had a lot of fun with that.
 
2021-12-06 11:45:11 AM  
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2021-12-06 12:02:30 PM  
My first main page submission.  Neat!


/subby
 
2021-12-06 12:02:36 PM  

King of Monkeys: [Fark user image 425x637]


cute alien- they'll make good overlords.  i hope they like my Oblig Obscure Reference
                                                             !Outlaw!
The Escape Club - Wild Wild West (1988)
Youtube 6vE5ewvxdfo
 
2021-12-06 12:06:05 PM  
When I was practicing in the area of criminal law, I ran across two individuals who had some very interesting names.

1. Dinero D'Alcapone (yes, spelled like the Spanish word for money). I don't remember the last name.
2. D'Alcapone Alpacino Morris
 
2021-12-06 12:08:27 PM  
I wonder if he's any relation to Philadelphia's Police Commissioner.
 
2021-12-06 12:08:42 PM  
Outlaw?  I was expecting McGavin.
 
2021-12-06 12:21:20 PM  
Seems there's an awful lot of these articles from Evansville showing up on Fark.  Then again, I have some cousins living there, so it may be some sort of observation bias.

I also keep checking these articles, half expecting to see one of them mentioned in it.
 
2021-12-06 12:24:08 PM  
"You need to be doing it better and cleaner than the other guy"

Points for the origin..

:o)
 
2021-12-06 12:28:16 PM  
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2021-12-06 12:32:12 PM  

Fano: [billboardinsider.com image 505x374]


Just hope your name isn't Tom.
 
2021-12-06 12:44:04 PM  
I knew a fellow here in town whose name was Gene Villian, he ran a shop that sold and serviced Kirby vacuums and repaired (every brand of)sewing machines. He also had a really cool voice. Like a big, booming, deep voice that would have been great on the radio. He passed a long time ago and was the nicest man, nothing villainous about him.
 
2021-12-06 12:59:09 PM  
I imagine the author of the article had just run up a flight of stairs and was out of breath.

They say...<pant, pant... they say...
 
2021-12-06 1:32:04 PM  
calls came in saying shots were being fired 
Officers say...
They say as they were turning 
They say some people then came up 
Authorities say the victim ... They say a witness...
Officials say...
Officers say ... However, they say...
Authorities say ...


They say a lot, don't they?
 
2021-12-06 1:41:10 PM  

Madstand: My first main page submission.  Neat!


/subby


You'll get over it.
 
2021-12-06 1:42:48 PM  
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2021-12-06 1:55:50 PM  

Joe USer: I know two things about Evansville. There's a decent hotel near the interstate and if you're traveling with your kid there's a pizza buffet arcade (not ChuckE) that if you drive by it, you will be forced to go there for 2 hours at a minimum.


Ok but what's my kid going to do for 2 hours while I'm in there.
 
2021-12-06 1:59:47 PM  

foosball64: Joe USer: I know two things about Evansville. There's a decent hotel near the interstate and if you're traveling with your kid there's a pizza buffet arcade (not ChuckE) that if you drive by it, you will be forced to go there for 2 hours at a minimum.

Ok but what's my kid going to do for 2 hours while I'm in there.


You wouldn't say that if you've actually been to Gatti-Town.
 
2021-12-06 2:12:26 PM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x287]

"It now appears that I have an outlaw for an in-law."


See, this is why you read the thread. Even if you've already searched for the image and everything.

/shake tiny fist
 
2021-12-06 2:20:40 PM  
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Hell of a defender.
 
2021-12-06 2:50:45 PM  
I love it when a name checks out.
 
2021-12-06 3:12:05 PM  

Fano: [billboardinsider.com image 505x374]


Raper? Well, I guess if it's gonna be rapey, may as well have a superlative. Rape, raper, rapest? But if we don't have any rapist, we also don't have the lesser forms either, which is even better.
 
2021-12-06 3:37:33 PM  
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The other Outlaw
 
2021-12-06 5:37:28 PM  
Chicken Outlaw
Youtube RawHn3-D-wc
 
2021-12-06 9:33:17 PM  

starsrift: Madstand: My first main page submission.  Neat!


/subby

You'll get over it.


Good job Madstand! A bit of wisdom for you though. These people are ravenous, blood thirsty coyotes who can smell your pride beaming cheeks as you smile into the backlight of you phone eagerly seeking a "high five" parade of comments. You will not get such recognition. The only person you need approval from is you heavenly Father and Drew of course.
 
2021-12-07 3:14:57 AM  

Wings4Marie: starsrift: Madstand: My first main page submission.  Neat!


/subby

You'll get over it.

Good job Madstand! A bit of wisdom for you though. These people are ravenous, blood thirsty coyotes who can smell your pride beaming cheeks as you smile into the backlight of you phone eagerly seeking a "high five" parade of comments. You will not get such recognition. The only person you need approval from is you heavenly Father and Drew of course.


And the Ceiling Cat!
/Sorry, I've been knee deep in the Caturday posts again!
//And the cat nip!
///Congrats and welcome!
///2,0-Congrats, Madstand!
U on ya own, now!
 
2021-12-07 6:21:46 AM  

Madstand: My first main page submission.  Neat!


/subby


Congrats. I've had two myself.

One was years and years ago. Remember in Evansville the girl who had lice and accidentally caught her hair on fire? I had one on that.

A year or so ago I had one headlined "Lloose Llamas in Llas Vegas llikely llead to llitigation"
 
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