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2021-12-06 9:27:49 AM  
Besides "If you try to divorce me I'll kill you and get away with it", those are the worst possible reasons to stay in a marriage.

Hey, Kim's famous in no small part because her dad was on OJ's defense team. It's the Circle of Life Death.
 
2021-12-06 10:01:24 AM  
I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.
 
2021-12-06 10:04:42 AM  

sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.


Well that helped but everyone has a sex tape. She was initially in the news because of her dad.
 
2021-12-06 10:06:34 AM  
"As a religious person he doesn't want to get a divorce."

"He also cares about his image," the source added. "He thinks [Kardashian] looks good next to him."

These two things are mutually exclusive.
 
2021-12-06 10:11:16 AM  

sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.


And having a big ass
 
2021-12-06 10:14:56 AM  
Nah, Kanye isn't a killer - he's the type that would start a religion based on himself being a messiah.
 
2021-12-06 10:17:17 AM  

Mugato: sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.

Well that helped but everyone has a sex tape. She was initially in the news because of her dad.


And being Paris Hilton's BFF, until she wasn't.
 
2021-12-06 10:18:20 AM  

JAGChem82: Nah, Kanye isn't a killer - he's the type that would start a religion based on himself being a messiah.


Kanye is as crazy as a shiathouse rat. There is absolutely nothing I wouldn't put past him.
 
2021-12-06 10:19:12 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: "As a religious person he doesn't want to get a divorce."

"He also cares about his image," the source added. "He thinks [Kardashian] looks good next to him."

These two things are mutually exclusive.


So are they still married or not? If so, she's committing adultery by boinking Davidson. Which you know she's doing. She must love Ariana's seconds, I guess.
 
2021-12-06 10:19:41 AM  
He took a look around and realized his pickings in Wyoming are pretty slim?
 
2021-12-06 10:24:30 AM  
I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.
 
2021-12-06 10:25:56 AM  

FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.


Although Pete Davidson looks like he could be a lot of waiters' weed guy.
 
2021-12-06 10:26:22 AM  

FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.


Hey now, being described as a restaurant waiter would be a step up for Pete Davidson.
 
2021-12-06 10:30:38 AM  
Kim and Ye are the two most egotistical, self centered people in all of creation who do not live in Mar A Lago.   They are literally a match made in, well, somewhere.  I was actually kind of surprised that they split to begin with.
 
2021-12-06 10:30:54 AM  

eagles95: sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.

And having a big ass



But enough about Kanye.
 
2021-12-06 10:33:04 AM  
I suggest they go on a weekend get away.  And charter a small plane with a pilot who can't read an altimiter.
 
2021-12-06 10:35:59 AM  
Wait until Charlie Zelenof hears this.  He'll be pissed.
 
2021-12-06 10:37:57 AM  
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...hnnnngggggg.....
 
2021-12-06 10:38:47 AM  

Great_Milenko: Kim and Ye are the two most egotistical, self centered people in all of creation who do not live in Mar A Lago.   They are literally a match made in, well, somewhere.  I was actually kind of surprised that they split to begin with.


You answered your own question. I'm no shrink but I think egotistical, self centered people aren't a match for anyone but themselves. Notice all his reasons for sticking together were purely superficial and had nothing to do with I dunno, "love".
 
2021-12-06 10:45:23 AM  

stoli n coke: FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.

Although Pete Davidson looks like he could be a lot of waiters' weed guy.


No, Pete's the guy who sleeps on the dealer's couch. He's Kato in this story.
 
2021-12-06 10:58:46 AM  

sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.


Being a human urinal.
 
2021-12-06 11:07:55 AM  
Well considering his intelligence level, he'll probably cut his own head off.
 
2021-12-06 11:08:26 AM  

Great_Milenko: Kim and Ye are the two most egotistical, self centered people in all of creation who do not live in Mar A Lago.   They are literally a match made in, well, somewhere.  I was actually kind of surprised that they split to begin with.


I dont know about her, but west is 100% bipolar. Why the press keeps giving him attention for his rants is beyond me.
 
2021-12-06 11:28:53 AM  

thehobbes: FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.

Hey now, being described as a restaurant waiter would be a step up for Pete Davidson.


I get this feeling you're an old man that "just doesn't understand what all those hot, young, nubile starlets see in that feller"
 
2021-12-06 11:30:48 AM  
This story was irrelevant to my interests as I didn't even know, or care, that Kanye and Kim were on the splits.

Dammit why did I click?
 
2021-12-06 11:35:11 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: "As a religious person he doesn't want to get a divorce."

"He also cares about his image," the source added. "He thinks [Kardashian] looks good next to him."

These two things are mutually exclusive.


Ah. So religious that he avoided selling drugs, premarital sex, pride, financial gluttony, etc etc.

Oh no all that's fine, but getting divorced from a b-grade porn star AW - that's where it becomes sin.

"Why are atheists always talking condescendingly about religious people?"

The Black Church comes in only third to Southern Baptists and Roman Catholics as far as hypocrisy goes.
 
2021-12-06 11:35:31 AM  

Great_Milenko: Kim and Ye are the two most egotistical, self centered people in all of creation who do not live in Mar A Lago.   They are literally a match made in, well, somewhere.  I was actually kind of surprised that they split to begin with.


Kim is just as egotistical and image conscious as Kanye, perhaps even more so. Kayne's love of Trump, and then his sad run at the presidency, which also looked mostly like an attempt to entice black votes away from Biden to help Trump, was not a good look. I imagine Kim didn't want to be associated with that shiat
 
2021-12-06 11:37:57 AM  

The Brains: thehobbes: FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.

Hey now, being described as a restaurant waiter would be a step up for Pete Davidson.

I get this feeling you're an old man that "just doesn't understand what all those hot, young, nubile starlets see in that feller"


He's a disturbed bad boy. It's textbook.
 
2021-12-06 11:38:29 AM  

baltimoreblonde: DoBeDoBeDo: "As a religious person he doesn't want to get a divorce."

"He also cares about his image," the source added. "He thinks [Kardashian] looks good next to him."

These two things are mutually exclusive.

So are they still married or not? If so, she's committing adultery by boinking Davidson. Which you know she's doing. She must love Ariana's seconds, I guess.


That is what is killing me.  Fark is all like, omg Pete has that Big D Energy, and I'm like, isn't Kim married?

I'm not a prude, but she isn't divorced YET.

On that note, if your wife is parading around her affair partner, like she did with YOU before you married her, it's over, pal. It's over. Take pictures and collect evidence for the divorce, and move on!

The reason #1 in the article as to why he wants her back: "she puts up with him" is a screaming self esteem issue. I had it, too. Its called "your wife made you think something is wrong with you" and it's so common, Kanye, that you can basically ignore it.

Kim is one of a 4.5 billion. She was a ready made bimbo. You will find another, like we all do.
 
2021-12-06 11:54:54 AM  

Mugato: The Brains: thehobbes: FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.

Hey now, being described as a restaurant waiter would be a step up for Pete Davidson.

I get this feeling you're an old man that "just doesn't understand what all those hot, young, nubile starlets see in that feller"

He's a disturbed bad boy. It's textbook.


He's got demons but is he really a bad boy? Maybe if you're definition of "bad" is he doesn't turn off his video games when mom says dinner is ready. Or have people really not evolved since the 1950s and still think that someone who has tattoos must be dangerous.
 
2021-12-06 12:01:46 PM  

The Brains: thehobbes: FarkingSmurf: I doubt KK is going to be dating a white restaurant waiter anytime soon. There's not enough social climbing and twitter hit potential for her.  I'd say she's safe.

Hey now, being described as a restaurant waiter would be a step up for Pete Davidson.

I get this feeling you're an old man that "just doesn't understand what all those hot, young, nubile starlets see in that feller"


Kardashian is 41. Beckinsale is 48. Davidson is 28.
 
2021-12-06 12:42:30 PM  
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2021-12-06 1:33:56 PM  

sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.


The sex tape added to it, but Kim's first foray into the tabloids was with all the OJ Simpson coverage. The sex tape helped extend her 15" and make her a bigger name.
 
2021-12-06 1:44:50 PM  

The Brains: The Black Church


Really? The Black Church?

There are predominantly Black churches, but I've never heard of The Black Church.
 
2021-12-06 1:45:40 PM  
Hey Kayne, l hear Lizzo is single.
 
2021-12-06 2:05:48 PM  
I don't foresee a good end to Kanye, he's blended his ego, and his screwy religious beliefs into some weird shield against reality. The dude is going to crash and burn publically and I wouldn't be surprised if there is a slow-speed chase or an armed standoff in his future.

I honestly could not care about Kim or Kanye any less than I do right now but I do worry about their kids, It's not their fault their parents are who they are.
 
2021-12-06 2:08:41 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: I don't foresee a good end to Kanye, he's blended his ego, and his screwy religious beliefs into some weird shield against reality. The dude is going to crash and burn publically and I wouldn't be surprised if there is a slow-speed chase or an armed standoff in his future.

I honestly could not care about Kim or Kanye any less than I do right now but I do worry about their kids, It's not their fault their parents are who they are.


Here's an even more horrifying thought: If there is a big crash and burn, and it affects both of them, those kids could very well wind up being raised by Kris Jenner.

And the cycle continues.
 
2021-12-06 2:14:29 PM  

greentea1985: sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.

The sex tape added to it, but Kim's first foray into the tabloids was with all the OJ Simpson coverage. The sex tape helped extend her 15" and make her a bigger name.


She was 15 when the OJ shiat went down.  She disappeared until she became Paris Hilton's minion and then later released a sex tape.
 
2021-12-06 2:36:11 PM  

sprgrss: greentea1985: sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.

The sex tape added to it, but Kim's first foray into the tabloids was with all the OJ Simpson coverage. The sex tape helped extend her 15" and make her a bigger name.

She was 15 when the OJ shiat went down.  She disappeared until she became Paris Hilton's minion and then later her mom released a sex tape of Kim.


That is the sickest part of all this.
 
2021-12-06 3:00:55 PM  

JAGChem82: Nah, Kanye isn't a killer - he's the type that would start a religion based on himself being a messiah.


and "suggest" his followers kill her.

/more Manson than OJ
 
2021-12-06 3:24:43 PM  
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2021-12-06 3:51:14 PM  

spleef420: The Brains: The Black Church

Really? The Black Church?

There are predominantly Black churches, but I've never heard of The Black Church.


Oh? I don't just hear about things, I *read* about things too. Maybe take an entry-level "Intro to Pan-African Studies" class at your local community college. Or maybe befriend a black atheist or three... they'll *definitely* have something to say about it.
 
2021-12-06 3:56:33 PM  

darch: Great_Milenko: Kim and Ye are the two most egotistical, self centered people in all of creation who do not live in Mar A Lago.   They are literally a match made in, well, somewhere.  I was actually kind of surprised that they split to begin with.

I dont know about her, but west is 100% bipolar. Why the press keeps giving him attention for his rants is beyond me.


So's Davidson. Seeing a pattern yet?
 
2021-12-06 5:25:06 PM  

sprgrss: greentea1985: sprgrss: I thought she was famous because of a sex tape.

The sex tape added to it, but Kim's first foray into the tabloids was with all the OJ Simpson coverage. The sex tape helped extend her 15" and make her a bigger name.

She was 15 when the OJ shiat went down.  She disappeared until she became Paris Hilton's minion and then later released a sex tape.


But she never would have been in the spotlight at all to meet Paris in the first place if it wasn't for dad. It's not like she and Paris just met at the zoo.
 
2021-12-06 6:47:11 PM  
Suprised that Pete can even touch the sides.

Probably has a board tied across his ass.
 
2021-12-06 9:50:23 PM  
Walter: Sorta wish you hadn't done that, Hildy.
Hildy : Done what?
Walter: Divorced me. Makes a fella lose all faith in himself... Almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
 
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