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(CNN)   Robots that can reproduce. But scientists say don't worry this won't get out of hand   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-12-06 9:38:33 AM  
I think we know where this is heading -

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2021-12-06 10:47:51 AM  
You....know....you....want.....this.

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                                   But I do have a hand.
 
2021-12-06 10:51:53 AM  
Please. Skynet, Grey Goo, I don't care, just do it. Wipe out Humanity before we start doing real damage to the universe.
 
2021-12-06 11:08:40 AM  
It will get out of hand and we will be luck to live through it.
 
2021-12-06 11:35:36 AM  
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2021-12-06 12:14:25 PM  

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But see, the thing is, toasters had problems actually, you know, reproducing, except for Hera

Replicators on the other hand...
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2021-12-06 12:29:35 PM  
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/unimpressed
 
2021-12-06 12:32:01 PM  

Petey4335: Mr_Vimes: [th.bing.com image 551x732]

But see, the thing is, toasters had problems actually, you know, reproducing, except for Hera

Replicators on the other hand...
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I've made my choice.
 
2021-12-06 1:02:09 PM  
 
2021-12-06 1:05:42 PM  
Ok who wants to invest money in my nanobot version of pornhub?
 
2021-12-06 1:27:36 PM  
I'm in.

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2021-12-06 2:05:37 PM  
Robots can't reproduce, they don't have nuts.
...oh wait...yes they do.
But they don't know how to screw.
..oh wait..they do.
They don't have male and female parts.
...um...the connectors are male and female...

Yep. Were doomed.
 
2021-12-06 2:52:38 PM  
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2021-12-06 4:12:11 PM  
So you're saying I have options?
 
2021-12-06 4:44:26 PM  
They built the robots with a lysine dependency, so I wouldn't worry about them getting out into the wild.
 
2021-12-06 5:13:26 PM  
I wish my sex life would get out of hand.
 
2021-12-07 2:28:19 AM  

I know a guy: They built the robots with a lysine dependency, so I wouldn't worry about them getting out into the wild.


Hmm

"The xenobots, first unveiled in 2020, were formed from the stem cells of the African clawed frog"

Some African clawed frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment.
 
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