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1377 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 06 Dec 2021 at 3:29 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-06 11:01:57 AM  
Losses?
 
2021-12-06 2:42:38 PM  
Good thing the kitty cat was unfamiliar with the operation of lever door handles.
 
2021-12-06 3:47:15 PM  
I cannot parse that headline (the one from TFA).  I've tried.
 
2021-12-06 3:52:18 PM  
and that evening mom threw a fit about did installing armored glass.
 
2021-12-06 3:53:22 PM  
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2021-12-06 4:03:51 PM  
That is one farkin' stupid dog.
 
2021-12-06 4:37:21 PM  
My favorite part is when the cat paws at the door.  I was expecting the sound of cat claws making a high-pitch scratching sound.  Instead it's a deep-bass THUNK from the mountain lion paw.
 
2021-12-06 7:50:25 PM  
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2021-12-06 7:54:26 PM  
That is one farkin' stupid woman. Get out of that room. Then do something to chase the cat away. Make it afraid to come near the house. Throw pots at it from an upper window. Do something. If you live in lion country, have something to use against it. Duh.
Bear spray would be OK.
 
2021-12-06 7:58:14 PM  

bearded clamorer: Good thing the kitty cat was unfamiliar with the operation of lever door handles.


My first thought too
 
2021-12-06 9:32:17 PM  

FarkingChas: That is one farkin' stupid woman. Get out of that room. Then do something to chase the cat away. Make it afraid to come near the house. Throw pots at it from an upper window. Do something. If you live in lion country, have something to use against it. Duh.
Bear spray would be OK.


That type of person is why wildlife have to get killed after encountering people in their territory
 
2021-12-07 3:05:54 AM  
Pet and owner bout about too stupid to live.
 
2021-12-07 3:29:15 PM  
"Next, ditch the terrier. Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless." --Ron Swanson

Of course, in this case, the owner is just as useless.
 
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