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(Guardian)   If his weatherfication machine isn't real, how could the Chinese steal it to use it last July? Thanks, Obama   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Cloud seeding, Air pollution, Beijing, People's Republic of China, Chinese weather authorities, Pollution, Air Quality Index, Smog  
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2021-12-06 12:08:38 PM  
Volcano and nuclear divisions are behind schedule but they have just picked up a promising new manger to head the nuclear division, management expects great things from him.
 
2021-12-06 1:01:38 PM  
That's not really creating weather, so much as manipulating the current conditions.

You first have to have clouds to seed them.

And the resulting rain is not artificial.
It's real water.
 
2021-12-06 1:04:49 PM  
Honestly, the crop-hail stuff is probably a decent idea. I can't say I am surprised about them using it for propaganda purposes which of course is unfortunate.
 
2021-12-06 1:04:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That's not really creating weather, so much as manipulating the current conditions.

You first have to have clouds to seed them.

And the resulting rain is not artificial.
It's real water.


I'm pretty sure that seeded cloud water causes gay frogs.
 
2021-12-06 1:26:00 PM  

Incog_Neeto: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That's not really creating weather, so much as manipulating the current conditions.

You first have to have clouds to seed them.

And the resulting rain is not artificial.
It's real water.

I'm pretty sure that seeded cloud water causes gay frogs.


Well, yeah.
We all know that.
 
2021-12-06 1:57:15 PM  
The blue sky, is a lie.
 
2021-12-06 2:02:08 PM  
FTA "Researchers say Beijing used cloud-seeding to create artificial rain and lower pollution in July"

Didn't read the article but also in July ...

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2021-12-06 2:13:35 PM  
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2021-12-06 2:47:24 PM  

Tenatra: FTA "Researchers say Beijing used cloud-seeding to create artificial rain and lower pollution in July"

Didn't read the article but also in July ...

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8 inches of rain in 1 hour is farking terrifying. I've had a couple 8 inch days this year, but that kind of speed is insane.
 
2021-12-06 3:09:16 PM  
Seeding clouds to get rid of smog? So where exactly does this dirty rain go?
 
2021-12-06 3:20:06 PM  

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RICOLAAAAAA!
 
2021-12-06 3:42:12 PM  
So they are responsible for initiating La Nina?
 
2021-12-06 4:00:48 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Seeding clouds to get rid of smog? So where exactly does this dirty rain go?


It freezes in the winter and becomes dirty Ice
 
2021-12-06 11:43:10 PM  
So there will be snow for the Winter Olympics.
 
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