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(The Daily Beast)   This isn't Star Trek. You can't reverse the vaccine polarity. But one scammer has a great gig going selling bs to the rubes   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2021-12-06 8:50:33 AM  
"A few months ago, a channel popped up in the anti-vaccine recesses of the fringe-friendly social media platformTelegram and began extolling the virtues of the 'Niatonin Protocol,' a daily regimen of high doses of niacin, butyric acid, and a few other supplements. (The exact cocktail is situational and ever-shifting.)"

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Pffff. As I said the last time this came up, if you really want to purge that stuff out of you (and I mean purge,) you need a ghost pepper Sriracha enema. Accept no substitutes.

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2021-12-06 8:54:23 AM  
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2021-12-06 8:54:45 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "A few months ago, a channel popped up in the anti-vaccine recesses of the fringe-friendly social media platformTelegram and began extolling the virtues of the 'Niatonin Protocol,' a daily regimen of high doses of niacin, butyric acid, and a few other supplements. (The exact cocktail is situational and ever-shifting.)"

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Pffff. As I said the last time this came up, if you really want to purge that stuff out of you (and I mean purge,) you need a ghost pepper Sriracha enema. Accept no substitutes.

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And it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire. The ring of fire. 🔥
 
2021-12-06 8:55:30 AM  
So typical right wingers then. "I'm not spreading the plague around enough and killing enough people in my daily life, I wish I could get more people killed with my own selfishness"

Just part of why it's against my beliefs to talk to or about a right winger as if it's capable of acting like a person.
 
2021-12-06 8:57:19 AM  
He's charging way too many quatloos for this treatment.
 
2021-12-06 8:57:31 AM  

neongoats: Just part of why it's against my beliefs to talk to or about a right winger as if it's capable of acting like a person.


Yep.  I wouldn't piss on the average Republican if they were on fire.
 
2021-12-06 8:57:37 AM  
butyric acid

Butyric acid is the GOAT.
 
2021-12-06 8:57:55 AM  
Good.

If people believe that they can get it out afterwards, and that is what makes decide to get it, then butt-chug all the supplements you feel you need.
 
2021-12-06 8:58:46 AM  
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2021-12-06 9:01:37 AM  
butyric acid   !!???

experienced this stuff in school. text book definition is that it smells like rancid butter. no it doesn't. it smells like the worst example of puke. it will cause spontaneous sympathetic vomiting.

prof used it to show diffusion of molecules through the air. cleared an entire floor.
 
2021-12-06 9:01:49 AM  
Whatever they're charging, I can provide the same service for half the price and conveniently through email.
 
2021-12-06 9:03:08 AM  
I don't care if someone is scamming magats.
 
2021-12-06 9:05:21 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Whatever they're charging, I can provide the same service for half the price and conveniently through email.


You're clearly new to this scam.

I'll provide it at twice the price, throw in the super secret miracle cure they don't want you to know about, and as an added bonus, include 6 months of food pellets
 
2021-12-06 9:06:00 AM  
Some of these people are going to permanently damage their health by these bullshiat "protocols"

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2021-12-06 9:07:22 AM  

MBooda: butyric acid

Butyric acid is the GOAT.


Isn't that the shiat they put in chocolate in the US that gives it its awful taste?
 
2021-12-06 9:07:26 AM  
But what if you could convince COVID that it's an ancient, super intelligent being that lost it's way?

With my Covid communicator, you can detect Covid and convince it to leave you and wander the universe gaining knowledge.

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On sale Now!   Order Two so someone else won't get One
 
2021-12-06 9:07:36 AM  

bottom-dragger: butyric acid   !!???

experienced this stuff in school. text book definition is that it smells like rancid butter. no it doesn't. it smells like the worst example of puke. it will cause spontaneous sympathetic vomiting.

prof used it to show diffusion of molecules through the air. cleared an entire floor.


It's what's in Hershey bars. Makes them taste like you just threw up in your mouth.
 
2021-12-06 9:08:40 AM  
Whatever. Cool. Hopefully it's deadly.
 
2021-12-06 9:11:08 AM  
Now THAT is funny.  I mean...  people are actually spending real money on that crap, and CONSUMING it.  AND think that the crap the guy selling it is saying is TRUE.

The new breed of GQP is a cult.
 
2021-12-06 9:12:07 AM  
It's tough to feel bad for people this gullible, so I don't.

"I think the jabs are in a way kind of seamlessly trying to get the nanotech to be, you know, embedded within these receptors... to remote sap our energy for harvest."

Holy shiat this guy is out there.

"Niatonin Protocol," a daily regimen of high doses of niacin, butyric acid, and a few other supplements.

Wait that sounds like he just ripped off the Scientology "Purification Rundown", he's just missing the sauna.
 
2021-12-06 9:14:16 AM  

ukexpat: MBooda: butyric acid

Butyric acid is the GOAT.

Isn't that the shiat they put in chocolate in the US that gives it its awful taste?


Butyric acid is just rancid butter.
 
2021-12-06 9:14:57 AM  
If it tricks fools into getting vaccinated, I don't particularly care if they think they can "reverse" it later.
 
2021-12-06 9:15:42 AM  
Ah, so they get the real vaccine and real card, and just "undo" it after the fact. shiat, if it gets them to vaccinate, shouldn't we just let them run with it?
 
2021-12-06 9:15:43 AM  
I stand in awe of his amazing grifting powers. That is inspired.
 
2021-12-06 9:16:00 AM  
Good luck with that.
 
2021-12-06 9:17:04 AM  
Penis enlargement 'natural supplements" is a thing that earns people millions every month.

The one main takeaway for me since since covid started is almost half of the people in this world are too farking stupid to be allowed to breed and it is starting to bother me that we are wasting global resources keeping them around.
 
2021-12-06 9:18:03 AM  

Gubbo: Glorious Golden Ass: Whatever they're charging, I can provide the same service for half the price and conveniently through email.

You're clearly new to this scam.

I'll provide it at twice the price, throw in the super secret miracle cure they don't want you to know about, and as an added bonus, include 6 months of food pellets


You have much to teach me.

Okay.  Starting today, I'll drop any idea that there is a lower bound to how how foolish people can be and how easy it is to separate them from their money.
 
2021-12-06 9:18:28 AM  

MBooda: butyric acid

Butyric acid is the GOAT.


Butryic acid is the key ingredient in a large number of George Heyduke's recipes...

/uh, so I've heard anyway
 
2021-12-06 9:18:29 AM  
Scammer: If you get the vaccine and have side effects like chills or headache or low grade fever, Venmo me $50 and I will send you the cure. Guaranteed to work within 48 hours.
Narrator: they'll disappear on their own with 48 hours anyway
Rube: I don't trust science. I'll trust this dude off the Internet instead. He sounds legit
 
2021-12-06 9:18:34 AM  
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2021-12-06 9:20:29 AM  
"I think the jabs are in a way kind of seamlessly trying to get the nanotech to be, you know, embedded within these receptors... to remote sap our energy for harvest."

So he's rescuing people from the Matrix too, and you assholes mock him.
 
2021-12-06 9:22:44 AM  
Obviously the same genius that invented the Napolean Dynamite time machine.

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2021-12-06 9:22:55 AM  
It amuses me that the same people who won't get vaccines because they don't know what's in them are the same prior who take wackado remedies with who knows what in them.

Though here in Atlanta they were talking about DeKalb county's vaccinated rate and the only group with a decent percentage are the Asians. Yet they are the ones getting most of the crap about Covid.
 
2021-12-06 9:23:56 AM  
PT Barnum was right. There's a sucker shopping online every minute.
 
2021-12-06 9:25:26 AM  
So you need to carry two cards in the culture war --

A vaccine passport, showing dates and lot numbers for actual free vaccine, plus a second card showing you have erased the effectiveness of the first by paying someone for supplements and "counsel."  Brilliant.
 
2021-12-06 9:25:28 AM  
This sounds like something I would try to pull off if I were just a little more diabolical.
 
2021-12-06 9:26:02 AM  
Pfft, we all know the only way to cancel the vaccine is to get another shot.
 
2021-12-06 9:26:21 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: It amuses me that the same people who won't get vaccines because they don't know what's in them are the same prior who take wackado remedies with who knows what in them.

Though here in Atlanta they were talking about DeKalb county's vaccinated rate and the only group with a decent percentage are the Asians. Yet they are the ones getting most of the crap about Covid.


If you tell people it's "natural" and use word they almost know but not quite like "colloidal" and "homeopathic" and "nano-" anything, and include some kind of oil or juice, it's guaranteed to sell.
 
2021-12-06 9:29:53 AM  
crap, I can't afford both this vaccine reversal treatment and my abortion pill reversal treatment. what do, what do.
 
2021-12-06 9:30:47 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: It amuses me that the same people who won't get vaccines because they don't know what's in them are the same prior who take wackado remedies with who knows what in them.

Though here in Atlanta they were talking about DeKalb county's vaccinated rate and the only group with a decent percentage are the Asians. Yet they are the ones getting most of the crap about Covid.


For giggles I read part of the label off of a pudding to a patient and he flipped out. 'You ain't putting that shiat in me!", thinking I was reading the vaccine contents as he ate the pudding. It really is time for me to retire. I'm finding perverse pleasure in the damnedest things lately
 
2021-12-06 9:32:23 AM  
Sooo, I guess the dirt isn't working out?

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2021-12-06 9:34:22 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: This sounds like something I would try to pull off if I were just a little more diabolical.


You're not?
 
2021-12-06 9:34:33 AM  

bottom-dragger: butyric acid   !!???

experienced this stuff in school. text book definition is that it smells like rancid butter. no it doesn't. it smells like the worst example of puke. it will cause spontaneous sympathetic vomiting.

prof used it to show diffusion of molecules through the air. cleared an entire floor.


That would explain it.  I couldn't finish an Arby's jamocha shake and my wife was using the only cup holder, so I reached around and set it behind my seat.  Months later, I was cleaning the back seat of the car and pulled a cup out from under my seat.  The top snagged on the seat, popped off, and I spontaneously vomited on the driveway.  Forget Ipecac; emergency rooms should keep old jamocha shakes on standby for poison control.
 
2021-12-06 9:36:40 AM  
But the real secret is Sapinus Glandusoum. It allows your body to regenerate your balance, making it so that it can fight infections better. You see Taurine is what is the membrane of the cells made from, and having a boost of Taurine, that is present in Sapinus Glandusoum, will allow your cells membrane to be able to fend off bad viruses like Covid. In effect, the Sapinus does what the vax cannot do, use natural products and ancestral know how from the valleys of Tibet to rebalance your body and allow you to fight infections. I mean Covid just appeared now but it has been present in China for centuries now.

/All of this is bullshiat. I just used the tricks of a charlatan.
 
2021-12-06 9:38:15 AM  
"I'm not trying to grift people or just talking nonsense here," he lied.
 
2021-12-06 9:40:09 AM  

ukexpat: MBooda: butyric acid

Butyric acid is the GOAT.

Isn't that the shiat they put in chocolate in the US that gives it its awful taste?


First I thought, add Bluetooth to that, and double the price.

Sadly, I realized that all the people I know with the most bizarre antivax conspiracies are also very techphobic, so a device wouldn't work.  For these people, even their computer "research" is based on a link someone sent them.  They are very low skills.  Their special "knowledge" is an attempt to appear savvy as they collect gems from what other people send them.
 
2021-12-06 9:41:03 AM  
Loading a remedy with niacin is a brilliant part of a trick. Most people have never experienced a niacin flush, so it's a quack way to make them think "this is actually doing something". This almost counts as a public service, if you can get the irrational to do the right thing and make them think you helped them "stick it to the man" you deserve a profit.
 
2021-12-06 9:53:04 AM  
Dmitry

It never ends and some never catch on.
 
2021-12-06 10:01:42 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: bottom-dragger: butyric acid   !!???

experienced this stuff in school. text book definition is that it smells like rancid butter. no it doesn't. it smells like the worst example of puke. it will cause spontaneous sympathetic vomiting.

prof used it to show diffusion of molecules through the air. cleared an entire floor.

It's what's in Hershey bars. Makes them taste like you just threw up in your mouth.


So that explains the weird smell of Hershey kisses.....thanks, I had always wondered why they smelled rancid.
 
2021-12-06 10:01:45 AM  
Scamming conservative rubes, you say?

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