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(Sports Illustrated)   Kareem to Lebron: GOATs don't dance   (si.com) divider line
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2021-12-05 9:55:35 PM  
Boy does that look stupid.
 
2021-12-05 11:35:11 PM  
Farking listen to Kareem..the man is a treasure
 
2021-12-06 12:52:05 AM  
He's right. 100 percent.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-06 1:08:21 AM  
I used to be pretty indifferent to LeBron, not a fan, not a hater. But goddamn he's been such a piece of shiat the last 2 weeks or so.
 
2021-12-06 1:10:34 AM  
Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process
 
2021-12-06 1:21:25 AM  
You can't buy class. Not with $, not with Championship rings. You either got it or you don't. Just look at the tRumps. All that (dirty) $ and not a class act among them. They couldn't even marry up to class. LeBron has no class. He looked like a 3 year old who has to go pee.
 
2021-12-06 2:12:04 AM  
Meh, it was a mistake. Live and learn.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-06 2:25:09 AM  

knbwhite: Meh, it was a mistake. Live and learn.


... Veterans don't grab their dicks. It's not a mistake. Him saying "oh the testing process sucks" not a mistake. Him saying he had to find his own way home after his positive test, when the Lakers chartered him a plane, not a mistake. He's a whiney little biatch. And I'm farking tired of him and his whiney bullshiat. And, like I said, I'm not a hater. He's just being a whiney little biatch in VERY recent days, and he can fark off for it
 
2021-12-06 5:32:32 AM  

spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process


guessing you have never heard of Ty Cobb and his antics lol
 
2021-12-06 5:47:36 AM  
GOATs can't drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
 
2021-12-06 5:55:33 AM  

151: I used to be pretty indifferent to LeBron, not a fan, not a hater. But goddamn he's been such a piece of shiat the last 2 weeks or so.


That incident with the couple in the front row, where he got security to make them leave.... I immediately thought: What would Jordan have done?

And you know exactly what MJ would have done.

He would have gone full heroball for the rest of the game, driving then stepping back and swishing fade away jumpers, looking directly at them as he sank each one. Like, directly at them, staring hard with his beady eyes, like a serial killer's eyes. As if to tell them "Tonight: You."

That's what Jordan would have done. Lebron got security to make them leave. Jordan would compelled them to leave through sheer fear.
 
2021-12-06 6:51:39 AM  
Because lebron isnt a goat. All he is and ever has been is MJ's fatter shadow who put all his skill points into flopping for the last 10 years
 
2021-12-06 8:16:24 AM  

Ishkur: 151: I used to be pretty indifferent to LeBron, not a fan, not a hater. But goddamn he's been such a piece of shiat the last 2 weeks or so.

That incident with the couple in the front row, where he got security to make them leave.... I immediately thought: What would Jordan have done?

And you know exactly what MJ would have done.

He would have gone full heroball for the rest of the game, driving then stepping back and swishing fade away jumpers, looking directly at them as he sank each one. Like, directly at them, staring hard with his beady eyes, like a serial killer's eyes. As if to tell them "Tonight: You."

That's what Jordan would have done. Lebron got security to make them leave. Jordan would compelled them to leave through sheer fear.


Jordan:  "Ok. Fine. That's how you're gonna play it. You can have that, but I'll take this. And I took that personally."
 
2021-12-06 8:25:53 AM  

Ishkur: 151: I used to be pretty indifferent to LeBron, not a fan, not a hater. But goddamn he's been such a piece of shiat the last 2 weeks or so.

That incident with the couple in the front row, where he got security to make them leave.... I immediately thought: What would Jordan have done?

And you know exactly what MJ would have done.

He would have gone full heroball for the rest of the game, driving then stepping back and swishing fade away jumpers, looking directly at them as he sank each one. Like, directly at them, staring hard with his beady eyes, like a serial killer's eyes. As if to tell them "Tonight: You."

That's what Jordan would have done. Lebron got security to make them leave. Jordan would compelled them to leave through sheer fear.


I'm sure LaBron can handle the personal abuse coming his way - but when they start calling out his kids that just racist sheit.
 
2021-12-06 8:33:58 AM  
This is pretty rich coming from the guy who was on DWTS.

Also, I seem to remember reading in SI he would practice ballet during the off-season to improve his footwork.

/LaBron is just doing what he can to make the regular season interesting.
//Nobody cares
 
2021-12-06 8:54:24 AM  
I am loathe to stan for a whiny biatch who actively defends the Chinese government, but the league is different from when Jabbar played and players talk trash to each other.  It's part of the game.  He hit a clutch shot, got fired up, and celebrated.  Next story.
 
2021-12-06 8:54:52 AM  
False.
Dancing Goats
Youtube 3V0eTsiApxU
 
2021-12-06 10:25:47 AM  
Anyone have a link to the actual video? Google only turned up Kareem talking about it.

/ Autocarrot wants me to type "Karen" rather than "Kareem"
 
2021-12-06 10:26:30 AM  

The Smails Kid: Anyone have a link to the actual video of LeBron doing this "dance"?


FTFM
 
2021-12-06 10:33:16 AM  

spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process


When??? When did Kareem ever punch anyone? 

/Kareem is the GOAT
 
2021-12-06 1:23:16 PM  

Combustion: spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process

When??? When did Kareem ever punch anyone? 

/Kareem is the GOAT


MJ is the GOAT.  Kareem is one of a few players that are listed shortly below Jordan.  Off the court Kareem probably has the most credibility so he can speak on any issue he wants and you should listen to him because he's right.
/ Barkley is a guy that can usually get away with speaking the truth on any topic, but Kareem is untouchable.
 
2021-12-06 1:32:32 PM  

The Smails Kid: Anyone have a link to the actual video? Google only turned up Kareem talking about it.

/ Autocarrot wants me to type "Karen" rather than "Kareem"


LeBron with the big balls celebration after the big three 😀
Youtube OG0Eu0sjrJc


The fact that he did it in a regular season game against the Pacers makes it even worse. Pathetic.
 
2021-12-06 1:34:54 PM  

Combustion: spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process

When??? When did Kareem ever punch anyone? 

/Kareem is the GOAT


Don't Mess With Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Youtube aN57mvDICXw


He was punched first and he didn't grab his balls afterwards.
 
2021-12-06 2:23:07 PM  
Does he mean veteran basketball players or veteran co-pilots?
 
2021-12-06 2:23:12 PM  

DRTFA: Combustion: spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process

When??? When did Kareem ever punch anyone? 

/Kareem is the GOAT

MJ is the GOAT.  Kareem is one of a few players that are listed shortly below Jordan.  Off the court Kareem probably has the most credibility so he can speak on any issue he wants and you should listen to him because he's right.
/ Barkley is a guy that can usually get away with speaking the truth on any topic, but Kareem is untouchable.


Quick question: Who scored the most points in basketball, and follow up: What's the main goal of being a player???
 
2021-12-06 2:39:04 PM  
Kareem.....

Wasnt he Larry Bird's shadow?
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-06 4:05:36 PM  

Combustion: DRTFA: Combustion: spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process

When??? When did Kareem ever punch anyone? 

/Kareem is the GOAT

MJ is the GOAT.  Kareem is one of a few players that are listed shortly below Jordan.  Off the court Kareem probably has the most credibility so he can speak on any issue he wants and you should listen to him because he's right.
/ Barkley is a guy that can usually get away with speaking the truth on any topic, but Kareem is untouchable.

Quick question: Who scored the most points in basketball, and follow up: What's the main goal of being a player???


Main goal of a player is to win.

Now, I'm guessing you can figure out what MY follow up question will be
 
2021-12-06 4:19:43 PM  
Are we talking about Dell's Kid?
 
2021-12-06 5:48:54 PM  

151: Main goal of a player is to win

Nope, get more micro: You get the ball, you must put it in the basket. Kareem did that more than anyone, by far. And with grace. 

You can't always win a championship, even if you've got a great team. But when you get the ball, you must score.
 
2021-12-06 6:20:54 PM  

Combustion: you must score.


Ergo, the GOAT:

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2021-12-06 6:32:57 PM  

Combustion: DRTFA: Combustion: spanarkelspinner: Goats punch players in the face, breaking their hand in the process

When??? When did Kareem ever punch anyone? 

/Kareem is the GOAT

MJ is the GOAT.  Kareem is one of a few players that are listed shortly below Jordan.  Off the court Kareem probably has the most credibility so he can speak on any issue he wants and you should listen to him because he's right.
/ Barkley is a guy that can usually get away with speaking the truth on any topic, but Kareem is untouchable.

Quick question: Who scored the most points in basketball, and follow up: What's the main goal of being a player???


Win. GOAT= Russell
 
2021-12-06 9:08:33 PM  

johnny_vegas: Combustion: you must score.

Ergo, the GOAT:

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No man, basketball.
 
2021-12-06 9:26:16 PM  
sam cassells famous dance?

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