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2021-12-06 12:06:28 AM  
**quietly cancels order for voting machine blueprints**
 
2021-12-06 12:09:06 AM  
Don't try to tell me what to do, commie lib!!!
 
2021-12-06 12:09:09 AM  
A criminal mastermind...
 
2021-12-06 12:11:05 AM  
You can't see the smile on my face but it's BIG!
 
2021-12-06 12:14:12 AM  
I brag about fraud so much that nobody can plausibly say they believed I was gonna do any fraud.

Someday, it'll be the perfect crime.
 
2021-12-06 12:16:56 AM  
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2021-12-06 12:17:52 AM  
After the search, Shabazz allegedly researched how to delete his email and his account on the foreign marketplace website. He also Googled, per the criminal complaint, "fake covid19 cards penalties."

lol too late....
 
2021-12-06 12:19:28 AM  
So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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2021-12-06 12:20:00 AM  
Wow... this guy.  You read the whole thing and I almost feel sorry for him - you know like I would if he wasn't a complete piece of shiat.  Such a classic farkup of a smalltimer with the usual 'brilliant plan that will make me rich easy!'
 
2021-12-06 12:21:55 AM  

MattytheMouse: So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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Consequences?  In THEIR fur?  It's more likely than they thought
 
2021-12-06 12:25:44 AM  
But then how are people going to know how awesome I am?
 
2021-12-06 12:25:53 AM  
Does time for child porn and now this, all by the age of 23. The man is clearly going places one place, repeatedly.
 
2021-12-06 12:29:15 AM  
And when he gets out he'll still think Trump is president.
 
2021-12-06 12:50:38 AM  
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2021-12-06 1:01:19 AM  
Always wait until after you commit your crimes to brag. That way the prosecutor has a lot more evidence with which to convict you.
 
2021-12-06 1:10:42 AM  
And yet Epstein, who didn't kill himself, was free to diddle for decades despite some allegations.

How they choose what to investigate and "go all out" over is interesting.
 
2021-12-06 1:15:35 AM  
Guys farked. Unlike the 01/06 ers
 
2021-12-06 1:15:49 AM  
Looks exactly like the guy one would buy a fake name somethingfrom.

Expression shows he already mentally spent the profits.

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2021-12-06 1:18:09 AM  

maxandgrinch: Looks exactly like the guy one would buy a fake name somethingfrom.

Expression shows he already mentally spent the profits.

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Uhhh...no? If I were in a position to want to buy fraudulent stuff from another person, I'd prefer they didn't have a mugshot. Because they clearly aren't good at crime
 
2021-12-06 1:22:27 AM  
Yeah, you could downplay the fraud you're planning,
Or, OR, you could:

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2021-12-06 1:30:52 AM  
Some people are wise. Some are...otherwise
 
2021-12-06 1:46:24 AM  
A friend got prescribed some painkillers and sold them on craigslist
 
2021-12-06 1:48:27 AM  

akede: And yet Epstein, who didn't kill himself, was free to diddle for decades despite some allegations.

How they choose what to investigate and "go all out" over is interesting.


Yeah, people with access to money get away with stuff a lot easier. Look at ourselves. Assuming you live in the United States and are not homeless, you've probably been insulated from the consequences of a lot of your poor choices in life. More money affords more insulation.
 
2021-12-06 1:58:44 AM  
Had an appointment for my booster and downloaded the appropriate paperwork before my visit. I filled out the paperwork pre-visit and arrived 20 minutes before my appointment. If getting a booster the pharmacy required your Covid Card or pertinent medical information.

So this kid shows up saying he needed a booster. He was maybe 22. No mask. No card.

He sheepishly said to the pharmacy person, "Maybe I need to go get a mask"?

She told him she would give him a mask... but she could not find any record of him getting the shots.

First of all, it was time for me to get my booster and I'm in my 50's.
Second of all, why is a 22 year old getting a booster now? They were not allowed to get the vaccine when my old body was eligible.

He ended up leaving without any shot because he was too stupid to take care of himself.
 
2021-12-06 2:00:55 AM  
Yeah, if you want to go from traitorous junkie to renown artiste you do what daddy tells you to and keep your mouth shut.
 
2021-12-06 2:03:18 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: A friend got prescribed some painkillers and sold them on craigslist


My Aunt died of cancer and I went through her medicine cabinet and found tons of sedatives.
 
2021-12-06 2:12:28 AM  

solokumba: Pats_Cloth_Coat: A friend got prescribed some painkillers and sold them on craigslist

My Aunt died of cancer and I went through her medicine cabinet and found tons of sedatives.


and....
 
2021-12-06 2:17:09 AM  

jaivirtualcard: solokumba: Pats_Cloth_Coat: A friend got prescribed some painkillers and sold them on craigslist

My Aunt died of cancer and I went through her medicine cabinet and found tons of sedatives.

and....


We divided them up and it was the best funeral ever.
 
2021-12-06 3:16:58 AM  

solokumba: jaivirtualcard: solokumba: Pats_Cloth_Coat: A friend got prescribed some painkillers and sold them on craigslist

My Aunt died of cancer and I went through her medicine cabinet and found tons of sedatives.

and....

We divided them up and it was the best funeral ever.


NSFW
Doug Stanhope about his mother and the of an afterlife SUB ITA
Youtube khqUZmdXzV0
 
2021-12-06 3:26:26 AM  

MattytheMouse: So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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The best part is that he got the news from "Pestilynce". Ha.
 
2021-12-06 3:38:22 AM  

MattytheMouse: So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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Ok, I know I'm late to this thread. But I have to ask this:

If furry conventions are requiring vaccinations, do you all wear vaccination tags around your necks like rabies tags once proof have been established?
 
2021-12-06 3:40:05 AM  

solokumba: Had an appointment for my booster and downloaded the appropriate paperwork before my visit. I filled out the paperwork pre-visit and arrived 20 minutes before my appointment. If getting a booster the pharmacy required your Covid Card or pertinent medical information.

So this kid shows up saying he needed a booster. He was maybe 22. No mask. No card.

He sheepishly said to the pharmacy person, "Maybe I need to go get a mask"?

She told him she would give him a mask... but she could not find any record of him getting the shots.

First of all, it was time for me to get my booster and I'm in my 50's.
Second of all, why is a 22 year old getting a booster now? They were not allowed to get the vaccine when my old body was eligible.

He ended up leaving without any shot because he was too stupid to take care of himself.


I'm pretty sure all adults were allowed shots in April. I got mine in early may and was a couple weeks delayed from gen pop starting shots.

Also, if no record then the dingus would just be eligible for a first shot. So just say that. I think Moderna is the same dose for all 3 shots (I think)
 
2021-12-06 3:41:05 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: A friend got prescribed some painkillers and sold them on craigslist


That is a fascinating story. Tell it again?
 
2021-12-06 4:22:02 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: I'm pretty sure all adults were allowed shots in April. I got mine in early may and was a couple weeks delayed from gen pop starting shots.

Also, if no record then the dingus would just be eligible for a first shot. So just say that. I think Moderna is the same dose for all 3 shots (I think)


The Pfizer and J&J boosters are idential to the initial shots, the moderna booster is half the dosage.
 
2021-12-06 4:39:28 AM  
It must have crossed a lot of people's minds that they could just print out these cards and they'd make a fortune. The US should really have done what some other countries did - digital certs that embeds vaccine info and the person's name and require people to provide ID in addition to the cert.

It's not foolproof but it's far more difficult to falsify than a card with some black and white text and a few squiggles on it.
 
2021-12-06 4:43:00 AM  
One time I accidentally bought milk that was already expired.

/random, pointless interjection thread
 
2021-12-06 4:50:25 AM  

solokumba: First of all, it was time for me to get my booster and I'm in my 50's.
Second of all, why is a 22 year old getting a booster now? They were not allowed to get the vaccine when my old body was eligible.


Just wanted to point out, I would be wearing a mask and have my vaccine card. Got my second shot back in early May. NJ opened up getting the booster for anyone 18+ (I'm 36) 2(3?) weeks ago. The state health department called me a week ago, asking about my booster. I told them I had it scheduled, they said "OK, great", and that was that. I go for the booster in 7ish hours. Older people could get it for awhile now.

It's like the original vaccine. Older people were eligible for it long before younger people. Both my parents got the first and second shot months before I did, but eventually I could get it too. Same with the booster. Both my parents got it a month or two ago, I'm getting it now.
 
2021-12-06 4:59:26 AM  

151: maxandgrinch: Looks exactly like the guy one would buy a fake name somethingfrom.

Expression shows he already mentally spent the profits.

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Uhhh...no? If I were in a position to want to buy fraudulent stuff from another person, I'd prefer they didn't have a mugshot. Because they clearly aren't good at crime


and especially not one from this source:

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23 and already gone away and come back for having child porn? subby (and TFA) kinda buried the lede on this special gem of a human...

he also had the chinese packages of fake vaxx cards addressed for delivery to "Ace Boogie" and "Mar Sha" with his same real phone number.

https://www.thebaynet.com/articles/1221/man-facing-federal-charges-for-selling-fraudulent-covid_19-vaccination-cards-and-distributing-them-through-a-mail-service.html
 
2021-12-06 5:21:31 AM  

solokumba: Had an appointment for my booster and downloaded the appropriate paperwork before my visit. I filled out the paperwork pre-visit and arrived 20 minutes before my appointment. If getting a booster the pharmacy required your Covid Card or pertinent medical information.

So this kid shows up saying he needed a booster. He was maybe 22. No mask. No card.

He sheepishly said to the pharmacy person, "Maybe I need to go get a mask"?

She told him she would give him a mask... but she could not find any record of him getting the shots.

First of all, it was time for me to get my booster and I'm in my 50's.
Second of all, why is a 22 year old getting a booster now? They were not allowed to get the vaccine when my old body was eligible.

He ended up leaving without any shot because he was too stupid to take care of himself.


do you really live in florida?

because the state opened up the regular 2 shot series (or J&J) to ALL people 18 and up on 4.1.2021.

and as soon as boosters became approved (end of september 2021) they were opened to all with "high risk of exposure" -which means every person with a retail job or other interactions with the public for work.

then six days ago on 11.29.2021, both the CDC and the president announced ALL americans 18 and up should get boosted, no other qualifications needed.

so if this kid really had zero shots they should have given him shot one and handed him a legit vaxx card, not sent him away.

and if you think FL is maintaining an accurate real-time computerized data set of all the vaxxed people you might be on acid.

i did my first 2 modernas at the county mass vaxx sites, they had me do "paperwork" with a golf pencil, didn't ask for the pre-registry QR codes, and once jabbed that 2-page-in-pencil-paperwork just got flung into a pile under the tent, probably never to be entered anywhere.

when i did the booster at CVS (and i did pfizer) they didn't look ANYTHING up, the tech just scribbled a very barely legible note of the booster batch info on the bottom of my card in ballpoint pen! (this is in case a batch gets recalled, it's YOUR responsibility to check if you are affected, just like recalled foods that have already sold.)

what pharmacy did you use? because it sounds like they were being stupid, not the kid.
 
2021-12-06 5:44:12 AM  
They need to create consequences equivalent to a DUI for people caught with fake vaccine credentials or selling fake credentials. Because like a drunk driver who chooses to drive, choosing to lie about vaccine status with fake credentials is putting the public as at risk as a drunk driver is. If someone gets sick and hospitalized with COVID-19 from someone with fake credentials they thought were real, then the person with fake credentials should be held liable for damages in civil court. If the person dies, then involuntary manslaughter. Make an example of these assholes, all of them. Zero tolerance.
 
2021-12-06 5:51:35 AM  

MattytheMouse: So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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That is awesome. Always enjoy seeing people like that who think they are bigger that those who organize/hold events being put in their place. I also see how he spun his "fraud" into being banned from different "viewpoints". Typical fascist argument. The furry world is much better without people like this.

They had a vaccination or negative test requirement for Louder than Life this year. Probably the safest I have felt in a crowd in a long time, even being vaccinated myself. A simple safe requirement to ensure everyone has a fun time and goes home alive and not infecting others. I see the fraudsters as the assholes who always try to ruin tings for everyone else.
 
2021-12-06 5:52:20 AM  

MattytheMouse: So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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Was that one of the Nazi Furries? Are they around?
While it's generally accepted as OK to punch a Nazi, is it OK to spay/neuter a Nazi furry?
 
2021-12-06 5:57:21 AM  

stuffy: But then how are people going to know how awesome I am?


Is it me of have criminals gotten incredibly stupid...In 1990, the Gardner Museum was robbed and we still don't know who did it, now a day they would post videos of the heist on Tik Tok/YouTube or livestream it on Facebook.
 
2021-12-06 6:01:18 AM  
same energy as Ross Ulbricht's my_crimes.txt
 
2021-12-06 6:03:54 AM  
Why not?  Politicians do it all the time, and mostly they get away with it.
 
2021-12-06 6:13:12 AM  

punkwrestler: stuffy: But then how are people going to know how awesome I am?

Is it me of have criminals gotten incredibly stupid...In 1990, the Gardner Museum was robbed and we still don't know who did it, now a day they would post videos of the heist on Tik Tok/YouTube or livestream it on Facebook.


After dropping their driving licences at the scene.
 
2021-12-06 6:32:00 AM  
In Germany, there's a story going around about some anti-vaxxer who paid 250€ for a fake vaccination passport and received an empty vaccination passport with a post-it stuck to it saying "get vaccinated, idiot".

I know it's unlikely, but I'm gonna pretend it's real :-D
 
2021-12-06 6:44:54 AM  

MattytheMouse: So, since I'm presently at a furry convention, I should tell y'all about DeizelCoon. He tried to do the same thing after cons made vaccinations mandatory and he promptly got banned lol
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Ah yes, the ol' "woe is me, I'm a victim of having an opinion" statement. It always gets played when said opinion is about a pile of shiat that really has no logical defense.
 
2021-12-06 6:52:06 AM  
I mean, fark this guy and all.  But 20 years for selling fraudulent vaccination cards seems a little out of whack, considering recent news in Justice.
 
2021-12-06 7:43:48 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: solokumba: Had an appointment for my booster and downloaded the appropriate paperwork before my visit. I filled out the paperwork pre-visit and arrived 20 minutes before my appointment. If getting a booster the pharmacy required your Covid Card or pertinent medical information.

So this kid shows up saying he needed a booster. He was maybe 22. No mask. No card.

He sheepishly said to the pharmacy person, "Maybe I need to go get a mask"?

She told him she would give him a mask... but she could not find any record of him getting the shots.

First of all, it was time for me to get my booster and I'm in my 50's.
Second of all, why is a 22 year old getting a booster now? They were not allowed to get the vaccine when my old body was eligible.

He ended up leaving without any shot because he was too stupid to take care of himself.

I'm pretty sure all adults were allowed shots in April. I got mine in early may and was a couple weeks delayed from gen pop starting shots.

Also, if no record then the dingus would just be eligible for a first shot. So just say that. I think Moderna is the same dose for all 3 shots (I think)


Stupid people waste our time.
 
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