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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   ♪ In this life, one thing counts/ In the bank, large amounts/ I'm afraid these don't grow on trees/ You've got to pirate-a-porch or two... ♪   (abc7.com) divider line
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2021-12-05 5:53:25 PM  
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Teach Your Children (Official Music Video)
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2021-12-05 5:56:56 PM  
Song worth watching for the video, too!
 
2021-12-05 6:20:08 PM  
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2021-12-05 8:26:17 PM  
I've been trying to find a way to monetize my toddler.
 
2021-12-05 8:27:39 PM  
I priate your... uh....mom's upper cuspid?

Yes. Priate that cuspid.
 
2021-12-05 8:28:14 PM  
How does one priate a porch?
 
2021-12-05 8:28:57 PM  
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This is Ludacrith
 
2021-12-05 8:30:48 PM  
Shockingly shocking.
 
2021-12-05 8:36:18 PM  
Oy ho, oy ho, a priate's life fro me!
 
2021-12-05 8:39:27 PM  
Maybe don't leave things lying out on the front steps at all hours of the night?

At some point it becomes entrapment.
 
2021-12-05 8:39:54 PM  
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2021-12-05 8:40:46 PM  
I had to explain to my students (Japan esl) what a porch pirate is. Many of them couldn't believe it until I showed them videos. People here still reserve a table at the food court by putting their shopping (sometimes their cellphone or even handbag) on it and walking away, certain it will be there when they return.
 
2021-12-05 8:42:45 PM  
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2021-12-05 8:44:40 PM  
I bought weed from that kid when he was a baby. Guess I should've seen it coming.
 
2021-12-05 8:47:22 PM  
How long does it take before someone take your oackage? I had an Amazon box on my porch for 5 days now. I just want to get some comments on Next door when I post the video
 
2021-12-05 8:48:41 PM  
Depeche Mode - Everything Counts (Official Video)
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2021-12-05 8:52:41 PM  

kyuzokai: I had to explain to my students (Japan esl) what a porch pirate is. Many of them couldn't believe it until I showed them videos. People here still reserve a table at the food court by putting their shopping (sometimes their cellphone or even handbag) on it and walking away, certain it will be there when they return.


Careful, you're scratching the surface of an Unapproved concept.
 
2021-12-05 8:53:47 PM  

kyuzokai: I had to explain to my students (Japan esl) what a porch pirate is. Many of them couldn't believe it until I showed them videos. People here still reserve a table at the food court by putting their shopping (sometimes their cellphone or even handbag) on it and walking away, certain it will be there when they return.


but do the priate them?
 
2021-12-05 8:58:17 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Maybe don't leave things lying out on the front steps at all hours of the night?

At some point it becomes entrapment.


Doesn't belong to you, not after an hour, not after a thousand. Leave property of others alone.
 
2021-12-05 9:00:05 PM  

Frederf: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Maybe don't leave things lying out on the front steps at all hours of the night?

At some point it becomes entrapment.

Doesn't belong to you, not after an hour, not after a thousand. Leave property of others alone.


If it contains a corpse, it'll start to stink well before 1000 hours and the police might come and open it.
 
2021-12-05 9:01:09 PM  
In my neighborhood, the dogs that shoot bees keep that problem down...
 
2021-12-05 9:03:43 PM  
I blame the Prius.
 
2021-12-05 9:12:40 PM  
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be convicts
 
2021-12-05 9:21:44 PM  
You want Christmas presents?  You gotta work for Christmas presents.
 
2021-12-05 9:40:33 PM  

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2021-12-05 10:23:39 PM  
Friend of mine made a short film about porch pirates.  There was a sea shanty, a love song, and a glitter-bomb rap.
 
2021-12-05 10:34:20 PM  
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could be worse.
 
2021-12-05 11:18:01 PM  
One of my favorite songs from a musical.

Thank you, subby 👍
 
2021-12-05 11:18:53 PM  

Prof. Frink: Frederf: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Maybe don't leave things lying out on the front steps at all hours of the night?

At some point it becomes entrapment.

Doesn't belong to you, not after an hour, not after a thousand. Leave property of others alone.

If it contains a corpse, it'll start to stink well before 1000 hours and the police might come and open it.


Don't shame me for what I buy on Amazon!
 
2021-12-05 11:24:24 PM  

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The holiday was fun packed
The contract still intact
 
2021-12-05 11:39:31 PM  
Annie (1982) - It's the Hard Knock Life Scene (1/10) | Movieclips
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2021-12-06 12:09:14 AM  
A lot of risk for an Amazon envelope.  The stuff worth stealing comes in boxes and even then you might end with dish soap!
 
2021-12-06 12:43:58 AM  

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could be worse.


Maybe they didn't pay off the loan and it was...Re-Porch-Essed...


/YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
 
2021-12-06 1:09:57 AM  
We need dye-pak bombs to tape up in used Amazon boxes.
 
2021-12-06 1:22:43 AM  
I'll do anything for you, Subby, except fisticuffs!
 
2021-12-06 4:58:53 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: I'll do anything for you, Subby, except fisticuffs!


People are people.
 
2021-12-06 8:10:33 AM  
My mom was an elementary school teacher for years, there was one family that was always in legal trouble. At one point the mom was caught sending the toddler through doggy doors to undue the locks so they could rob the place. Got to start them young before they have a permanent record and the press is less likely to post a pic of a kid so maybe the adult won't get cought?
 
2021-12-06 8:38:14 AM  
OLIVER! (1968) You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two
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2021-12-06 10:40:07 AM  
Its that time of year to leave an amazon box full of used cat litter on the porch.
 
2021-12-06 1:29:39 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Maybe don't leave things lying out on the front steps at all hours of the night?

At some point it becomes entrapment.


uhh is this crack law? like other crack smokers know if you ain't smoked up that rock already, then you ain't gonna so they can?

Sounds like it'd really suck to have to share a fridge with you.
 
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