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8379 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2021 at 6:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-05 4:41:41 PM  
Christmas morning, 2021.
The day the humans discovered some special of marine life had become amphibious, and organized.
 
2021-12-05 4:45:08 PM  
Candygram.
 
2021-12-05 5:04:33 PM  
Good
We killed millions of them, time for some payback

100 sharks in 10's of thousands of square miles, big deal
 
2021-12-05 5:59:14 PM  
Ummm.... they do that every year.  Just because that info now comes with a "shark tracker" graphic and is posted on the internet doesn't change the fact that they've been doing that for centuries.  They follow their food, most likely seals in this case.
 
2021-12-05 6:02:06 PM  

Breaker Moran: Candygram.


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2021-12-05 6:03:21 PM  
Obvious Sharknado joke here.
 
2021-12-05 6:47:01 PM  

SpaceyCat: Ummm.... they do that every year.  Just because that info now comes with a "shark tracker" graphic and is posted on the internet doesn't change the fact that they've been doing that for centuries.  They follow their food, most likely seals in this case.


Hush
You're going to ruin the ooga booga
 
2021-12-05 6:47:30 PM  
Oh, and millions of years, not centuries
 
2021-12-05 6:48:16 PM  

cretinbob: Oh, and millions of years, not centuries


There was a break for a bit after humans killed off much of the seal population.  :-\
 
2021-12-05 6:53:24 PM  
OMG, not again! We barely survived this a few days ago when it was green lighted the first time.
 
2021-12-05 6:53:35 PM  
Do you know why sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
 
2021-12-05 6:55:59 PM  
The NY Post is forcing the modmins to green crappy links?
 
2021-12-05 6:56:47 PM  
We need to mass an army of Jets to counter them


boy, boy, crazy boy
 
2021-12-05 6:56:53 PM  
I'm almost positive this is a repeat, because I've seen it before and fark is the only website I read.
 
2021-12-05 6:56:57 PM  

Breaker Moran: Candygram.


Landshark - SNL
Youtube p_NS2H55dxI
 
2021-12-05 6:57:27 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: The NY Post is forcing the modmins to green crappy links?


Crappy repeat links
 
2021-12-05 6:58:10 PM  
Get back to us if they eat some surfers.
 
2021-12-05 6:59:01 PM  
....which reminds me, I should go buy some cat food.
 
2021-12-05 6:59:40 PM  
When do the Jets show up?
 
2021-12-05 6:59:54 PM  
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We're gonna' need a bigger map
 
2021-12-05 7:01:47 PM  

Spice Must Flow: Do you know why sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.


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2021-12-05 7:04:09 PM  
100 sharks over hundreds of thousands of square miles?

/yaaaaawn
 
2021-12-05 7:04:31 PM  
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2021-12-05 7:04:53 PM  

Spice Must Flow: Do you know why sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.


You'll never guess how you can test to see if sharks are in the water
Youtube ekERwIjsFLs
 
2021-12-05 7:06:04 PM  
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2021-12-05 7:07:15 PM  
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2021-12-05 7:08:39 PM  
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2021-12-05 7:10:13 PM  
They do this every year.

This year is a bit larger than usual.

This has been news since July.

And something like the third genre article in a week.
 
2021-12-05 7:10:44 PM  

foo monkey: I'm almost positive this is a repeat, because I've seen it before and fark is the only website I read.


www.fark.com/comments/11958294/
 
2021-12-05 7:10:48 PM  
And then the murders began
 
2021-12-05 7:11:51 PM  
1) this is a repeat
2) they're always there - the abundance of sharks actually reflects positively on the health ecosystem
 
2021-12-05 7:12:09 PM  

Wily Wombat: [Fark user image 425x570]


Cool.
 
2021-12-05 7:16:01 PM  

Xcott: [imgs.xkcd.com image 270x408]


How the fark is this not the Boobies? It's explicitly called for by the headline for crying out loud.

Damn, Fark, y'all slipping.
 
2021-12-05 7:20:15 PM  
Ok, fine. Ill sing it again.

Amassing Sharks! Do do dodo do.
 
2021-12-05 7:20:32 PM  
Don't worry, most of the sharks can't walk yet
 
2021-12-05 7:21:34 PM  
New York Post huh?  For when actual bird cage liner is too complicated to comprehend.
 
2021-12-05 7:22:36 PM  

Xcott: [imgs.xkcd.com image 270x408]


*shakes tiny first of impotent rage* ;)
 
2021-12-05 7:22:39 PM  

SpaceyCat: Ummm.... they do that every year.  Just because that info now comes with a "shark tracker" graphic and is posted on the internet doesn't change the fact that they've been doing that for centuries.  They follow their food, most likely seals in this case.


Yep. Conservation efforts and federal laws in the '70s helped seals rebound in massive numbers. The sharks follow.

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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2​0​21/10/20/magazine/sharks-cape-cod.html​
 
2021-12-05 7:27:07 PM  
They're being led by Dolphin Loki. He's burdened with glorious porpoise.
 
2021-12-05 7:28:17 PM  
Even sharks are all about "eat the rich" now.

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2021-12-05 7:28:55 PM  
The New York Post is written by morons, for morons.
 
2021-12-05 7:30:57 PM  
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2021-12-05 7:32:52 PM  
When it gets to the point that not even lawyers can go swimming safely you'll know that Armageddon is at hand.
 
2021-12-05 7:32:57 PM  

johnsoninca: They're being led by Dolphin Loki. He's burdened with glorious porpoise.


Booooooo!
 
2021-12-05 7:36:42 PM  
My, my, my.

/check the fire exits
 
2021-12-05 7:37:29 PM  

pleasebelieve: Don't worry, most of the sharks can't walk yet


most?...
 
2021-12-05 7:37:37 PM  
Who did they vote for?
/asking for a dolphin
 
2021-12-05 7:57:25 PM  
That explains why I've been hearing a chorus of distant watery voices all day singing 'suck my diiiiiiiiiiick'.
 
2021-12-05 8:00:25 PM  
Great White gathering on the east coast?

This, once again, will not end well.

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2021-12-05 8:05:32 PM  

Wily Wombat: [Fark user image 425x570]


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