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2004-11-02 10:53:59 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:53:59 AM  
The guy with the Ding-Dongs and Fat Girl Porn hidden in the ceiling tiles above his desk
2004-11-02 10:54:49 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:54:50 AM  
Voted for Badnarik this morning.

Felt proud to do so.
2004-11-02 10:54:57 AM  
2004-11-02 10:55:00 AM  
MGD - President of Beers....
2004-11-02 10:55:16 AM  

/kneel before him
2004-11-02 10:55:17 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:55:19 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:55:55 AM  
A Constitutional amendment forbidding campaigning, including TV ads until three days before the election.
2004-11-02 10:56:23 AM  
Giftedrhonda and TAFL

I voted, now PROVE IT!

/voting enabled, cuz hey why not.
2004-11-02 10:57:00 AM  
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2004-11-02 10:57:29 AM  
Mike Hunt
2004-11-02 10:57:44 AM  
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Because I believe he would do a better job than Bush.
2004-11-02 10:58:05 AM  

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/Now with glorious voting (mods, please delete previous)
//Skeletor will automatically check the "Enable voting for this entry?" box.
2004-11-02 10:58:05 AM  
Diebold/Gerrymander '04!
2004-11-02 10:58:23 AM  
2004-11-02 10:58:26 AM  
Vote Burns and Smithers 2004
2004-11-02 10:58:30 AM  
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batman and robin in 2004!
2004-11-02 10:59:27 AM  

That IS the best option!!!!

2004-11-02 10:59:43 AM  

I've been WAITING for the return of Donald...Thanks!!!!
2004-11-02 10:59:50 AM  
I think Morrissey in that shirt is just.....umm....nummy
2004-11-02 11:00:07 AM  
2004-11-02 10:56:23 AM Evilsockm

Giftedrhonda and TAFL

I voted, now PROVE IT!

( . )( . ) (TAFL - rub your boobies here...)

/le wink
2004-11-02 11:00:18 AM  
Peaceboy for President.

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2004-11-02 11:00:25 AM  
I like the Dennis Miller/Jenna Jameson ticket myself.
2004-11-02 11:01:33 AM  
buhatkj/cthulu 2004!!! why vote for the _LESSER_ evil???
2004-11-02 11:01:46 AM  
Master Chief from Halo... A vote for him is a vote for alien killing goodness
2004-11-02 11:04:08 AM  
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Because you know she really is that naughty
2004-11-02 11:04:14 AM  
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/best pic I could find.
2004-11-02 11:04:26 AM  
Where's the person on TotalFark who always nominated Samurai Jack?

Samurai Jack for President people!
2004-11-02 11:04:48 AM  
2004-11-02 11:00:07 AM giftedrhonda

( . )( . ) (TAFL - rub your boobies here...)

/le wink

Let it never be said that you fudged your campaign promises.
2004-11-02 11:04:52 AM  
vote for me and you get free beer
2004-11-02 11:05:04 AM  
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2004-11-02 11:05:46 AM  
Queen Elizabeth II

Return to the fold, America. We among the Commonwealth know you want to.

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2004-11-02 11:05:49 AM  
Meatwad / TenderHeart Bear
2004-11-02 11:05:55 AM  
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Slayer 2004!

2004-11-02 11:06:15 AM  
2004-11-02 11:07:03 AM  
Mustard Man for President! :D

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No... really. John Kerry.
2004-11-02 11:07:44 AM  
The father of the internet, porn division - Trekkie Monster!
2004-11-02 11:08:02 AM  
Evilsockm - you only get REAL naked boobiness if we win...

So, you'd better start campaigning for giftedrhonda and TAFL!!

2004-11-02 11:08:36 AM  
Johnny Damon!
2004-11-02 11:09:40 AM  
Vote for the Great God Eric! We demand a theocracy based on beer and sex!
2004-11-02 11:10:25 AM  
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Hey, it did say "Multiple voting allowed"
2004-11-02 11:11:02 AM  
2004-11-02 11:11:24 AM  
I voted for Skeletor.
2004-11-02 11:11:25 AM  
N. Clement Isotope

No frills, no pretty pictures....just N. Clement Isotope.
2004-11-02 11:12:55 AM  
I am voting my conscience on this one...
2004-11-02 11:13:01 AM  
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Bush may give you a tax cut. Kerry may bring the troops back home.

Santa Clause will give you a 200-shot carbine action BB gun with an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
2004-11-02 11:13:25 AM  
Former Senator Fred Thompson pres, future mayor of Jackson MS Frank Melton as VP, that would rule.
2004-11-02 11:13:46 AM  
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Adrianna Lima for President and Denise Richards for Vice President!

At least people will want to watch them when they speak.

(Yeah, so what that Adrianna Lima is not even American)
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