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(The Daily Beast)   Lorne Michaels is basically Cupid   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2021-12-05 2:40:53 PM  
Celebrities dating other celebrities generates publicity!? Why, what a novel new concept. Lorne, you're a genius. First you invent live television, and now this. Wow.
 
2021-12-05 3:34:22 PM  
Michaels draw back your boooOOOooowww
And let your arrow gggooOOOOooooooo
Straight to my lovers heart
For meeEEEeeeeeeeeee
 
2021-12-05 3:43:23 PM  
I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.
 
2021-12-05 4:44:31 PM  

Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.


You're thinking of Graham Green
 
2021-12-05 5:16:01 PM  

vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green


No, that's Red Green.
 
2021-12-05 6:05:15 PM  

Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.


I thought it was Tom Green.
 
2021-12-05 6:07:45 PM  

Fabric_Man: Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.

I thought it was Tom Green.


I thought it was Soylent Green.  It is people after all
 
2021-12-05 6:11:33 PM  
So what you're saying is... If I befriend Lorne, he might set me up with a hot celebrity if he can get a cut of any profits generated as a result of the relationship.
 
2021-12-05 6:19:12 PM  
Great, now I'm sad again that Carrie Fisher is gone.
Thanks Subby.
 
2021-12-05 6:22:08 PM  
He fired Sarah Silverman so I trust his judgement.
 
2021-12-05 6:28:35 PM  

Hendawg: Fabric_Man: Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.

I thought it was Tom Green.

I thought it was Soylent Green.  It is people after all


You're thinking of Solid Gold. That was people dancing, and grooving, and everybody moving.
 
2021-12-05 7:06:52 PM  

Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.


https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB​9​0DDA45E8C2EF45

Every episode
 
2021-12-05 7:14:14 PM  

Hendawg: Fabric_Man: Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.

I thought it was Tom Green.

I thought it was Soylent Green.  It is people after all


I was thinking it was Marjorie Taylor Greene, but but she's not people, so I must have been mistaken.
 
2021-12-05 7:22:00 PM  
Lorne is also being honored at Kennedy Center tonight. Top left, next to Bette.

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2021-12-05 7:27:49 PM  
The person who wrote that article is shiate.

Anything or anyone that can get literal billionaire Kimberly Noel Kardashian West to eat mozzarella sticks at a chain red sauce joint in Staten Island deserves enthusiastic support.

Speak for yourself, "Jordan Julian".
 
2021-12-05 7:47:54 PM  
No, that's Karl Urban...
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2021-12-05 8:03:54 PM  

Trik: Great, now I'm sad again that Carrie Fisher is gone.
Thanks Subby.


No one's ever really gone.
 
2021-12-05 8:07:19 PM  
this explains why Pete Davidson is having sex with everybody
 
2021-12-05 8:07:45 PM  
Lorne Michaels is either Cupid, or workplace romances still exist.  My wife is my dental assistant.  We met at work 10 years ago.  It's not a hard concept that people who work in close proximity may end up developing feelings for each other.
 
2021-12-05 8:08:23 PM  

moothemagiccow: this explains why Pete Davidson is having sex with everybody


He hasn't gotten to me, yet.
 
2021-12-05 8:14:01 PM  
Today I learned Kim Kardashian is a billionaire.

Kudos to her but shame on the rest of us for supporting that.
 
2021-12-05 8:18:29 PM  

Hendawg: Fabric_Man: Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.

I thought it was Tom Green.

I thought it was Soylent Green.  It is people after all


I thought it was Learned Michaels, and John Boy finally moved out of the house.
 
2021-12-05 8:26:35 PM  
You all realize that "Lorne Michaels" is an anagram of "LONE SLIME CHAR", right?
 
2021-12-05 8:39:58 PM  
I didn't know Lorne was into naked archery. I didn't need that image in my mind, either.
 
2021-12-05 8:42:47 PM  

dittybopper: You all realize that "Lorne Michaels" is an anagram of "LONE SLIME CHAR", right?


Lemon Line Crash
 
2021-12-05 8:53:45 PM  

scotchcrotch: Today I learned Kim Kardashian is a billionaire.

Kudos to her but shame on the rest of us for supporting that.


I'm also not upset about a clever woman manipulating hundreds of millions of morons into making her rich, at the expense of little more than paying attention to her.  Good for her.

I am upset at pieces like this shiate article taking the approach that we should actually CARE about it.
 
2021-12-05 9:17:13 PM  

Unsung_Hero: So what you're saying is... If I befriend Lorne, he might set me up with a hot celebrity if he can get a cut of any profits generated as a result of the relationship.


Wait you're leaving Morgan Fairchild?
 
2021-12-05 10:04:54 PM  
All I know is Lorne might be, historically, the most accomplished arbiter of comedy who's ever walked the Earth.
 
2021-12-05 10:38:37 PM  
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2021-12-06 12:21:36 AM  
I am still perplexed as to how Pete Davidson has landed both Ariana Grande AND Kim Kardashian, yet I only attract women who are either heavily intoxicated or insane.
 
2021-12-06 12:49:42 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Lorne Michaels is either Cupid, or workplace romances still exist.  My wife is my dental assistant.  We met at work 10 years ago.  It's not a hard concept that people who work in close proximity may end up developing feelings for each other.


So you proposed when she gave you oral? Rookie mistake
 
2021-12-06 1:38:15 AM  
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2021-12-06 3:59:37 AM  

bluorangefyre: I am still perplexed as to how Pete Davidson has landed both Ariana Grande AND Kim Kardashian, yet I only attract women who are either heavily intoxicated or insane.


Do you need an extra zip code for your junk?
 
2021-12-06 4:14:44 AM  

Kris_Romm: The person who wrote that article is shiate.
Anything or anyone that can get literal billionaire Kimberly Noel Kardashian West to eat mozzarella sticks at a chain red sauce joint in Staten Island deserves enthusiastic support.
Speak for yourself, "Jordan Julian".


Kim Kardashian got married for the publicity, so excuse me if I don't get all excited about this.  And Pete is white, so he'd better be packing like they say he is, or she'll dump him for another dark-skinned guy.
 
2021-12-06 4:36:22 AM  

bluorangefyre: I am still perplexed as to how Pete Davidson has landed both Ariana Grande AND Kim Kardashian, yet I only attract women who are either heavily intoxicated or insane.


I'm sorry, did I miss the news where those two chicks were sober and sane? I dont think I did.
 
2021-12-06 6:47:44 AM  

bluorangefyre: I am still perplexed as to how Pete Davidson has landed both Ariana Grande AND Kim Kardashian, yet I only attract women who are either heavily intoxicated or insane.


You say that as if celebrities are known for being sober & sane.
 
2021-12-06 7:31:56 AM  
Does it reek of a PR-manufactured attention-grab? Yes.
Do we care?
Also yes
 
2021-12-06 7:56:20 AM  

Fabric_Man: Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.

I thought it was Tom Green.


That's a whole lot of Green Canucks.
 
2021-12-06 9:04:10 AM  

Sin'sHero: Hendawg: Fabric_Man: Cafe Threads: vudukungfu: Alphax: I read that as Lorne Green at first glance, and was confused.

You're thinking of Graham Green

No, that's Red Green.

I thought it was Tom Green.

I thought it was Soylent Green.  It is people after all

I thought it was Learned Michaels, and John Boy finally moved out of the house.


"Learned states that at the time she was cast in The Waltons, she had "hit rock bottom"."
 
2021-12-06 9:30:49 AM  

skybird659: Lorne is also being honored at Kennedy Center tonight. Top left, next to Bette.

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Lorne Michaels and Joni Mitchell? Did I tune in to the Governor General's Awards by mistake?
 
2021-12-06 9:30:57 AM  

vudukungfu: Learned Michaels


I had no idea who that was by name, but I'm happy to say she's still around:)

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/is it pronoucned "Mi-shell" or My-cull?
 
2021-12-06 9:43:44 AM  
Elizabeth Moss sounded all kinds of farked up from her 8 month marriage to what-his-name.

/it's in the article
 
2021-12-06 10:21:34 AM  

sweetfark: Elizabeth Moss sounded all kinds of farked up from her 8 month marriage to what-his-name.

/it's in the article


I wonder if the "vocal Scientologist" thing has anything to do with it.
 
2021-12-06 10:23:48 AM  

strutin: Mi-shell" or My-cull


all these years, I still don't know. or care.
name your kid normal shiat, people
 
2021-12-06 1:17:03 PM  

puckrock2000: skybird659: Lorne is also being honored at Kennedy Center tonight. Top left, next to Bette.

[bsp-static.playbill.com image 850x478]

Lorne Michaels and Joni Mitchell? Did I tune in to the Governor General's Awards by mistake?


Nope! Joni unrecognizable but still walking! Bette looking good! Didn't even realize Barry was still around and not familiar with last guy. Good for all of them!
 
2021-12-06 4:01:53 PM  
Lorne comes off as a scheming prick at best in every SNL bio. He was the inspiration for Dr Evil and the Pharma CEO in Brain Candy.
 
2021-12-06 8:18:20 PM  

Bukharin: [Fark user image image 526x588]


He would absolutely knock the cobwebs out of her growler and make her scream like Bill used to do.
 
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