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(My Fox 8 Greensboro) NewsFlash Bob Dole has Bob Doled his last Bob Dole   (myfox8.com) divider line
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2021-12-05 12:35:01 PM  
Now he is whirling. Whirling, whirling in his grave.
 
2021-12-05 12:35:27 PM  
Huh. Put me down for "thought he was already dead."
 
2021-12-05 12:35:28 PM  
Huh. I thought he Doled years ago.
 
2021-12-05 12:35:44 PM  
RIP

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2021-12-05 12:36:08 PM  
It's a shame his political career eclipsed his invention of the pineapple.
 
2021-12-05 12:36:10 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Huh. Put me down for "thought he was already dead."


I can't believe he outlived Norm McDonald
 
2021-12-05 12:36:15 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:36:55 PM  
Bob Dole.
 
2021-12-05 12:36:57 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:37:04 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Now he is whirling. Whirling, whirling in his grave.


Considering the insanity of the current Republican party, and politics in general, almost certainly so.

RIP you tolerable dinosaur.
 
2021-12-05 12:37:08 PM  

Fano: Barricaded Gunman: Huh. Put me down for "thought he was already dead."

I can't believe he outlived Norm McDonald


He, and Norm, and Alex Trebek are having some spirited discussions.
 
2021-12-05 12:37:10 PM  
You know it. I know it. The American people know it.
 
2021-12-05 12:37:28 PM  
I guess he hasn't had much to say for a while.  Put me in the didn't know he was still alivecrowd.
 
2021-12-05 12:37:49 PM  
Bob Dole and John McCain taught the Republican party that decent people are losers. They've learned that lesson well.
 
2021-12-05 12:38:09 PM  
Jimmy Carter still standing baby!
 
2021-12-05 12:38:20 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:38:23 PM  
If he'd run in 2016 he probably would  have been the least conservative of the 17 Republican candidates.
 
2021-12-05 12:39:00 PM  
Farewell to the last living Republican I ould stand.
 
2021-12-05 12:39:25 PM  
Bob Dole passed away today 12/5/2021
His erection passed away six hours later.
 
2021-12-05 12:39:30 PM  
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Bob Dole gets to ride in the big car
 
2021-12-05 12:40:02 PM  
Say what you want about his terrible politics, he did a lot to destigmatize talking to your doctor about boners.
 
2021-12-05 12:40:04 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:40:05 PM  
I guess the tally man finally came to tally his bananas.
 
2021-12-05 12:40:05 PM  

The Third Man: If he'd run in 2016 he probably would  have been the least conservative of the 17 Republican candidates.


Mainstream republicans have not been conservatives for forty years.
 
2021-12-05 12:40:16 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Bob Dole.


Bob Dole Bob Dole.
 
2021-12-05 12:40:29 PM  
Did they ever find out if he was fakin' that dead arm?
 
2021-12-05 12:41:17 PM  

UberNeuman: Bob Dole passed away today 12/5/2021
His erection passed away six hours later.


I guess at this point, he doesn't need to see a doctor...
 
2021-12-05 12:41:35 PM  
Goodnight, pineapple man.
 
2021-12-05 12:41:47 PM  
So long and thanks for all the bananas.
 
2021-12-05 12:42:19 PM  
RIP. The potassium you gave will always be remembered
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2021-12-05 12:42:19 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Bob Dole.


BOB DOLE!
 
2021-12-05 12:42:22 PM  

The Third Man: If he'd run in 2016 he probably would  have been the least conservative of the 17 Republican candidates.


And yet still too conservative.
 
2021-12-05 12:43:09 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:43:11 PM  

Boojum2k: hoodiowithtudio: Now he is whirling. Whirling, whirling in his grave.

Considering the insanity of the current Republican party, and politics in general, almost certainly so.

RIP you tolerable dinosaur.


Bob Dole: "I'm a Trumper."  We can cease with the hagiography.
 
2021-12-05 12:43:47 PM  
Here's a pen for the afterlife.
 
2021-12-05 12:44:07 PM  
I'm pretty sure he supported Trump. So there's that...
 
2021-12-05 12:44:33 PM  
A Legend among Republican Water carriers. In many ways he was the extension of Dick Nixon's get mean, go negative, don't back down, change to subject.

We're still living on the farm that Bob Dole built
 
2021-12-05 12:44:34 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:44:37 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:44:38 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Did they ever find out if he was fakin' that dead arm?


Well, he's certainly not faking it now.
 
2021-12-05 12:44:47 PM  

austerity101: The Third Man: If he'd run in 2016 he probably would  have been the least conservative of the 17 Republican candidates.

And yet still too conservative.


Anybody to the right of Karl Marx is "too conservative" for some people.
 
2021-12-05 12:44:56 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Did they ever find out if he was fakin' that dead arm?

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Yes.

/If that comment were any more disgusting, it would've been photographed with TFG, Jeff Epstein, and Bill Clinton on Spooge Airlines.
 
2021-12-05 12:45:00 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:45:24 PM  
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2021-12-05 12:45:50 PM  
Back in the day I met a girl that interned for him and she said he was really really funny.


/She didn't play with my cigar
 
2021-12-05 12:45:54 PM  

lincoln65: Jimmy Carter still standing baby!


For some reason, was thinking about him today.
So within this week some time?

Oh, and if you want a real prediction, and you can quote me on this, over 1 billion people will die over the next two decades. That's over 1,000,000,000 people.
Remember my words.
 
2021-12-05 12:45:58 PM  

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Back when politicians seemed to genuinely enjoy their lampooning on SNL.
 
2021-12-05 12:46:09 PM  
DON'T READ THE TITLE OR IT WILL SPOIL THE JOKE


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Okay yeah, that's probably not funny anymore unless you remember those early Viagra commercials
 
2021-12-05 12:46:09 PM  

ryant123: RIP

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Teve Torbes...TUCK OFF!
 
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