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2021-12-05 1:06:50 AM  
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2021-12-05 2:25:31 AM  
"Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".
 
2021-12-05 3:07:12 AM  
Many have been wondering how Faux News would play this out for their rubes, and here we have it.  If they can spin Sandy Hook, this one would be a piece of cake.  Look for the parents to be cast as victims of liberal wokeness and portrayed heroically just like Rittenhouse.
 
2021-12-05 3:32:03 AM  
I have an aunt who is a retired first grade teacher, who spent most of her life in central Missouri near Ft. Leonard Wood.  Very conservative, and yet I've heard her call the idea of arming teachers the worst idea she ever heard.
 
2021-12-05 4:59:13 AM  
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2021-12-05 5:00:06 AM  
Dear America...

I have come up with a solution to all your ills that may just save your republic.

Are you ready for it?

Here goes...

STOP... LISTENING... TO... F*CKING... IDIOTS!!!!!

Sincerely yours...

hth
 
2021-12-05 5:09:10 AM  
Liberal school personnel would know if he had a gun if there were Security and metal detectors but the idiot republicans would scream bloody murder if they were to be installed you stupid farking twunt!

/But instead we had bloody murder anyway.
//Please keep drinking the covid. Die already!
 
2021-12-05 5:13:08 AM  
Are we allowed to call the dead and injured "victims" in this shooting?

And what do we call the kid who was shot & killed while attempting to disarm the shooter? He can't be a victim because obviously the shooter shot him in self-defense.
 
2021-12-05 5:24:46 AM  
The funniest part about the whole sad situation was that the parents tried to flee into Canada. But they couldn't because they are anti vaxxers.  So, they were trying to figure out how to illegally cross the border.
 
2021-12-05 5:26:12 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: Are we allowed to call the dead and injured "victims" in this shooting?

And what do we call the kid who was shot & killed while attempting to disarm the shooter? He can't be a victim because obviously the shooter shot him in self-defense.


The alleged dead and injured. Let's not rush to judgement until they've had a couple of weeks to achieve resurrection/healing. All those thoughts and prayers must kick in soon, right?
 
2021-12-05 5:29:21 AM  
It can't possibly be anyone's fault but the libruls'.

"Liberal School Personnel let him do it!"

Unless it's the blahs'.

"Why aren't they arresting the parents of black kids shooting guns?"

There is literally no shiat too stupid for these morans if it deflects blame from their own derp.
 
2021-12-05 5:32:08 AM  
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/Kidding. Mostly.
 
2021-12-05 5:37:13 AM  
I used to teach Special Ed high school, and I frequently had to physically subdue out-of-control individuals before they hurt themselves or others. That involves grappling in close quarters, sometimes for long periods of time until the paramedics and cops show up and take the teenager to the psych ward for observation.

Now imagine having to worry about the kid grabbing the gun from your holster.
 
2021-12-05 5:41:13 AM  

Catlenfell: The funniest part about the whole sad situation was that the parents tried to flee into Canada. But they couldn't because they are anti vaxxers.  So, they were trying to figure out how to illegally cross the border.


LMAO, Like we wouldn't just pack these two up and send them right back. No extradition hearing required.
 
2021-12-05 5:43:16 AM  

Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".


Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world
 
2021-12-05 5:43:27 AM  
Party of Personal Responsibility (tm) strikes again.
 
2021-12-05 5:46:13 AM  

lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world


Your argument is "they should have known this kid in Michigan had a gun because moose in Canada are dangerous?"

I mean, okay. But where I live it's way too early in the day for what you're snorting.
 
2021-12-05 5:46:50 AM  

lifeslammer: So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say?


You're pulling our legs, right?
 
2021-12-05 5:49:36 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Burn_The_Plows: Are we allowed to call the dead and injured "victims" in this shooting?

And what do we call the kid who was shot & killed while attempting to disarm the shooter? He can't be a victim because obviously the shooter shot him in self-defense.

The alleged dead and injured. Let's not rush to judgement until they've had a couple of weeks to achieve resurrection/healing. All those thoughts and prayers must kick in soon, right?


Just in case, what's their juvie record, maybe they had it coming?
 
2021-12-05 6:04:50 AM  
The parents bought him a gun on Friday.
There was a threat video on Snapchat.
The parents were called into the school the morning of the shooting.
The parents refused to pull him out of school.
Their kid murdered people that day.

You know how I think we should address school shootings? How about taking away the children of conservatives? If they won't secure their guns then lets take the other half of the mass school shooting equation from them. The one that isn't in the Constitution.
 
2021-12-05 6:11:53 AM  

lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world


I see a bunch of funnies on this but if you were serious this has to be the stupidest thing I've read all day. But it's early and you might top yourself.
 
2021-12-05 6:14:11 AM  

here to help: Dear America...

I have come up with a solution to all your ills that may just save your republic.

Are you ready for it?

Here goes...

STOP... LISTENING... TO... F*CKING... IDIOTS!!!!!

Sincerely yours...

hth


You know, I've given this post some thought.  After careful deliberation, I've decided I won't watch FoxNews and revel in the fearmongering pro-gun / antivax general hatred for humanity that has undoubtedly led to several thousand deaths.  Thank you for your input.  Username completely checks out!
 
2021-12-05 6:18:25 AM  

lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world


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2021-12-05 6:20:39 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: You know, I've given this post some thought. After careful deliberation, I've decided I won't watch FoxNews and revel in the fearmongering pro-gun / antivax general hatred for humanity that has undoubtedly led to several thousand deaths. Thank you for your input. Username completely checks out!


heheh...

if only it were that easy, eh?

*le sigh*
 
2021-12-05 6:21:24 AM  
Problem: People are smuggling weapons concealed in their bookbags and clothes onto school campuses and committing mass murder.

Solution: Outlaw clothing and bookbags on campus. The switch to E-books in public education is way overdue, anyway.
 
2021-12-05 6:23:20 AM  

lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world


u dum
 
2021-12-05 6:24:31 AM  
I call that the Rube Goldberg defense: Keep winding and twisting your way through the facts of the case, until you can find someone with differing political views who can be blamed for it.
 
2021-12-05 6:25:52 AM  

here to help: lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world

u dum


Username checks out.
 
2021-12-05 6:30:03 AM  

gas giant: She needs a good, swift kick to
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/Kidding. Mostly.


Fine, but if I lose my shoe you're the one going in after it.
 
2021-12-05 6:34:37 AM  
You do know if cops would have taken the gun before he went on his rampage, Faux would have been freaking out over the 2nd Amendment rights of the kid
 
2021-12-05 6:34:50 AM  
Interesting take but here's a better more honest one :

Republicans have done more to keep masks out of schools than guns
 
2021-12-05 6:35:32 AM  

freddyV: You do know if cops would have taken the gun before he went on his rampage, Faux would have been freaking out over the 2nd Amendment rights of the kid


They're in a constant, never ending state of freaking out.  The details don't matter to them.
 
2021-12-05 6:39:29 AM  
Michigan isn't a bastion of liberalism, but Wine Box Vodka Spiking Jeneane knows this.
 
2021-12-05 6:39:47 AM  
She looks extra bombed.
 
2021-12-05 6:40:11 AM  
Janine needs to be deleted.
 
2021-12-05 6:41:57 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: Interesting take but here's a better more honest one :

Republicans have done more to keep masks out of schools than guns


Also science, math, arts and music, and funding in general.
 
2021-12-05 6:46:08 AM  
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2021-12-05 6:46:24 AM  
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2021-12-05 6:49:17 AM  
The school farking informed the parents the kid was looking at ammo on line and the mother responded "tee hee, don't get caught", the school brought the parents in for a disturbing pic AND NOW YOU WANT THEM TO QUIZ THE PARENTS ABOUT BREAKING THE LAW BY BUYING THE KID AND HANDGUN FOR CHRITMAS?

Lord the school did just about all it could and you didn't even check for a missing gun until the shooting starts....clearly it's the liberal schools fault
 
2021-12-05 6:53:39 AM  

lifeslammer: If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed?


A dingo stole my Huffy!
 
2021-12-05 6:56:52 AM  

lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world


Yes, I've seen documentaries on the subject.
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2021-12-05 6:58:04 AM  

CheatCommando: But it's early and you might top yourself.


Not very likely; that particular troll is well-known for just posting once and never coming back into the thread. That's their entire schtick.
 
2021-12-05 7:01:01 AM  

lifeslammer: Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".

Thats wonderful implied racism right there. So only a developed country can be safe enough to automatically assume kids dont need to have a defensive tool with them between home and school you say? If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


There are, and will always be, places in the world where the trip to and from home and the destination is dangerous as hell. Just because you live in the pristine city center safe from everything except mean words does not make that the reality of the rest of the world


That's either some of the best sarcasm/satire I've seen here or you are one dumb motherfarker. As this is Fark, it's pretty 50/50...
 
2021-12-05 7:01:21 AM  

Aussie_As: "Liberal school personnel should have known Crumbley had a gun" is an actual quote from this idiot.

Even if that's true, that makes the US the only developed country on Earth where it would be true. No teacher or "school personnel" would presume a kid had a gun where I live, that would be regarded as insane. So that leads me to conclude that the problem is US gun culture, not some sort of "liberal" failure to presume the worst about every farking kid, particularly after receiving aggressive reassurances from the kid's parents.

But Fox News can't say that. They can't admit that they and their copycats on OAN, Infowars etc have been stoking this exact cultural problem for the last twenty something years. Plan A is "blame liberals" and their backup plan is "repeat plan A ad nauseum".


It's not that they are dodging responsibility, it's that they are trying to encourage more of this shiat to happen.
 
2021-12-05 7:15:06 AM  

gas giant: She needs a good, swift kick to
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/Kidding. Mostly.


KHITBASH!
 
2021-12-05 7:20:33 AM  

NathanAllen: The parents bought him a gun on Friday.
There was a threat video on Snapchat.
The parents were called into the school the morning of the shooting.
The parents refused to pull him out of school.
Their kid murdered people that day.

You know how I think we should address school shootings? How about taking away the children of conservatives? If they won't secure their guns then lets take the other half of the mass school shooting equation from them. The one that isn't in the Constitution.


A Perfectly Cromulent Proposal.
 
2021-12-05 7:22:16 AM  

Alphax: I have an aunt who is a retired first grade teacher, who spent most of her life in central Missouri near Ft. Leonard Wood.  Very conservative, and yet I've heard her call the idea of arming teachers the worst idea she ever heard.


Ft. Leonard Wood. Went there when I was in JROTC, on the promise of being able to shoot .50s, M-16s and the a SAW. The National Guard guys were dicks. Left us in the teargas chamber too long while they laughed and about all we did with guns was pack mags for them to blow up, packed M16 mags til our fingers bled.  fark Ft. Leonard Wood and fark the MNG.
 
2021-12-05 7:26:36 AM  
Fox "News" and the GOP are both a cancer upon society...


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2021-12-05 7:29:30 AM  

lifeslammer: If you had to bike 3 miles to school across the aussie wilderness, how stupid would you have to be to make that trip unarmed? What about in a mountain community where bears are around? Or rural woodland areas with aggressive wildlife? Hell, even a moose will kill a canadian during mating season if they get "too close" (distance varies by the second)


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2021-12-05 7:33:17 AM  

Wobambo: gas giant: She needs a good, swift kick to
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/Kidding. Mostly.

Fine, but if I lose my shoe you're the one going in after it.


You won't want it back.
 
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