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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Stonewall Jackson has died. This is not a repeat from 1863   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2021-12-05 1:39:31 AM  
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2021-12-05 1:40:14 AM  
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2021-12-05 1:45:54 AM  
So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.
 
2021-12-05 1:56:44 AM  
Well, hell. Travel well, music man.
 
2021-12-05 1:56:53 AM  

jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.


He didn't pick his own name, dick.
 
2021-12-05 3:52:32 AM  

Brynden Rivers: jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.

He didn't pick his own name, dick.


He probably believes children should be tortured for the crimes of the ancestors.
 
2021-12-05 4:04:43 AM  

jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.


He served 4 years in the U.S. Navy.

You?
 
2021-12-05 6:13:35 AM  
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2021-12-05 6:50:34 AM  
We used to whip up on the Stonewall Jackson High School football team back in the day.  Prince William County, Virginia.  Their mascot was the Raiders.  They sucked.  School probably (hopefully) has a new name by now.

/fark Stonewall Jackson
//fark Stonewall Jackson HS too
///San Dimas Football rules
 
2021-12-05 7:43:07 AM  

jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.


By you reasoning Martin Luther King must be an delusional antisemite that we should not care about.
 
2021-12-05 7:51:28 AM  
Stoneball Jackson died?

Stanley "Spots" Sylvesterson inconsolable.
 
2021-12-05 7:58:27 AM  

Brynden Rivers: jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.

He didn't pick his own name, dick.


Yup.  TFA did not mention that that was his actual birth name.  He claimed for years to be related to the general but probably wasn't.
 
2021-12-05 8:14:17 AM  
Is Tito ok?
 
2021-12-05 8:23:11 AM  
Never heard of him.

/Ye Ol Opry sucks
 
2021-12-05 8:23:23 AM  
Not sure if he still is or not, but about 20 years ago there was a local judge named Jefferson Davis. And you'd guess I'm in Mississippi or Alabama. Well, jokes on you! I'm in Georgia.
 
2021-12-05 8:50:14 AM  
Jackson was known for his classic country singles that charted on the Hot Country Songs chart, including the country No. 1s "Waterloo" (1959) and "B.J. the D.J." (1963), as well as songs like "Life to Go" (1958) and "Don't Be Angry" (1964).

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2021-12-05 9:18:08 AM  

Trik: Brynden Rivers: jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.

He didn't pick his own name, dick.

He probably believes children should be tortured for the crimes of the ancestors.


If there's a low hanging fruit to be picked.....
 
2021-12-05 9:44:01 AM  

JK8Fan: Not sure if he still is or not, but about 20 years ago there was a local judge named Jefferson Davis. And you'd guess I'm in Mississippi or Alabama. Well, jokes on you! I'm in Georgia.


Any relationship to Boss Hogg?
 
2021-12-05 10:19:15 AM  
I remember watching a documentary about the clocktower shooting at the University of Texas.  They interviewed a guy named McCoy, who was the cop who ended up taking out the sniper.  He said that that morning he was sitting in his squad car under an overpass, listening to the radio, and filling out reports from the day before.  Jackson's "Waterloo" came on the radio, and he thought to himself, "Today's gonna be somebody's Waterloo."  The second that thought crossed his mind, a dispatcher announced over his police radio that there were reports of a shooter in the clocktower, and off he went.
 
2021-12-05 11:43:49 AM  
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2021-12-05 11:51:28 AM  

dittybopper: Stoneball Jackson died?

Stanley "Spots" Sylvesterson inconsolable.


Not entirely obscure.
But it was Stoneball Jackson. I might watch that today.
 
2021-12-05 12:38:33 PM  

frankb00th: Trik: Brynden Rivers: jerryskid: So a guy named after a traitor died. Who the f*ck cares other than other traitors?
You know what to call traitors who are Nobel prize winners, family men, christians, great singers and actors? Traitors.

He didn't pick his own name, dick.

He probably believes children should be tortured for the crimes of the ancestors.

If there's a low hanging fruit to be picked.....


No, no, no, your ilk uses the phrase "punching down" now.
 
2021-12-05 1:35:50 PM  

bentleypm: I remember watching a documentary about the clocktower shooting at the University of Texas.  They interviewed a guy named McCoy, who was the cop who ended up taking out the sniper.  He said that that morning he was sitting in his squad car under an overpass, listening to the radio, and filling out reports from the day before.  Jackson's "Waterloo" came on the radio, and he thought to himself, "Today's gonna be somebody's Waterloo."  The second that thought crossed his mind, a dispatcher announced over his police radio that there were reports of a shooter in the clocktower, and off he went.


Couldn't escape if he wanted to
 
2021-12-05 2:33:38 PM  
 My ringtone for the past year and a half.

Stonewall Jackson_Washed My Hands In Muddy Water
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