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2021-12-05 12:05:17 AM  
Well, we get the one noticeable alt-Spidey everyone missed in the last one coontil the post credits).  Cool.

Plus, there's a hint at Spider-Man India hidden in there too.
 
2021-12-05 12:15:33 AM  
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2021-12-05 1:04:52 AM  
I'm not going to be impressed with the crossovers at this point until I see Nicholas Hammond and Leopardon front and center.

Both of which are entirely possible.
 
2021-12-05 2:46:48 AM  

likefunbutnot: I'm not going to be impressed with the crossovers at this point until I see Nicholas Hammond and Leopardon front and center.

Both of which are entirely possible.


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"Those are not the Spidermen the fans most want to see! Now shut your mouth, pussycat, and pour me a macchiato! Pronto!"
 
2021-12-05 3:00:22 AM  
Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.
 
2021-12-05 3:07:27 AM  
Subby, I don't get the headline. Was that crappy song in the first movie? Was this a tortured reference to Spider One because it's like Spider Man? What is it really that's in your head?
 
2021-12-05 4:22:26 AM  
Can't have one interesting character? Created an "expanded universe" of mediocre ones!
 
2021-12-05 6:01:21 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Because if there's one thing people are looking for in an animated story about interdimensional travel by a bunch of superheroes, it's realistic physics.
 
2021-12-05 6:11:21 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


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TIL, real life mortal men can lift tons...  😯
 
2021-12-05 6:32:51 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


So wait, is she the new Captain Marvel/Rey/Teela/strong female lead that threatens members of the he-man woman haters club?

It's hard to keep track of all the female characters that threaten "fans."
 
2021-12-05 7:01:00 AM  

nocturn: EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.

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TIL, real life mortal men can lift tons...  😯


Look at how far apart his hands are, now compare that to the size of the average woman's foot.

If he could do the with his hands together you might have a point.
 
2021-12-05 7:25:54 AM  
Awesome. Also, what happened to the standalone Spider-Gwen movie?
 
2021-12-05 7:44:58 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Awesome. Also, what happened to the standalone Spider-Gwen movie?


The one from 2019?
 
2021-12-05 7:57:34 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Wait to you see Capt. Marvel flying...
 
2021-12-05 8:06:44 AM  

EvilEgg: nocturn: EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.

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TIL, real life mortal men can lift tons...  😯

Look at how far apart his hands are, now compare that to the size of the average woman's foot.

If he could do the with his hands together you might have a point.


Listen, if you want to be productive, try to generate yourself a No-Prize explaining it.
 
2021-12-05 8:24:05 AM  
Wow you nerds are really sensitive about your comics.
 
2021-12-05 8:28:31 AM  
Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.
 
2021-12-05 8:31:44 AM  
Help!  I'm trying to throw money at this but it isn't coming out any faster!
 
2021-12-05 8:36:27 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Spidey has done that exact pose all over the place in the comics, so your kvetching is noted but not important.
 
2021-12-05 8:40:29 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Did you have the same complaint in the first movie when both Miles Morales and Peter B. Parker did the same damn thing?
 
2021-12-05 9:04:33 AM  
Spider-Man 2099! Awesome. I hope we see Venom.
 
2021-12-05 9:14:08 AM  

Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.


Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.
 
2021-12-05 9:22:34 AM  
Whar spider-ham?
 
2021-12-05 9:25:40 AM  

Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.


Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.
 
2021-12-05 9:28:21 AM  

MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.


Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?
 
2021-12-05 9:36:55 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.

Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?


Anything Anything 2 with Akwafina and Tatiana Maslani would get a lot of my money.  Akwafina is like 95 pounds of untapped talent about to explode.  And Tatiana is always money in the bank good.
 
2021-12-05 9:39:55 AM  

Aquapope: Glorious Golden Ass: MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.

Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?

Anything Anything 2 with Akwafina and Tatiana Maslani would get a lot of my money.  Akwafina is like 95 pounds of untapped talent about to explode.  And Tatiana is always money in the bank good.


Awkawfina needs to be more than just Awkwafina for more than one straight minute.
Every role she plays exactly the same, from last dragon to inept hitman for a small time gangster.
 
2021-12-05 10:09:06 AM  

americanflannel: Every role she plays exactly the same


She was Danny Devito that one time... which was kind of like Awkwafina Old-n-Crusty edition. I guess you're not wrong.
 
2021-12-05 10:13:46 AM  

americanflannel: Aquapope: Glorious Golden Ass: MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.

Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?

Anything Anything 2 with Akwafina and Tatiana Maslani would get a lot of my money.  Akwafina is like 95 pounds of untapped talent about to explode.  And Tatiana is always money in the bank good.

Awkawfina needs to be more than just Awkwafina for more than one straight minute.
Every role she plays exactly the same, from last dragon to inept hitman for a small time gangster.


She also has sissy spacek face. Which is something that crosses all nationalities.
 
2021-12-05 10:14:19 AM  

EvilEgg: Wow you nerds are really sensitive about your comics.


But we're not half as adorable as you pendants insisting real-world physics apply to fantasy world's where things like torsional stress are consistently and regularly ignored...
 
2021-12-05 10:26:43 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: EvilEgg: Wow you nerds are really sensitive about your comics.

But we're not half as adorable as you pendants insisting real-world physics apply to fantasy world's where things like torsional stress are consistently and regularly ignored...


Pendants?  They said he was hung...
 
2021-12-05 10:46:47 AM  
The SpiderVerse had better have 70s Electric Company Spider Man WITH Morgan Freeman narrating or there's going to be trouble:

Electric Company - Spiderman meets the Spoiler
Youtube tM22mzqWUec
 
2021-12-05 10:50:42 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


SPIDER-GWEN CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL SHE WANTS

also:
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2021-12-05 10:58:13 AM  

americanflannel: Aquapope: Glorious Golden Ass: MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.

Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?

Anything Anything 2 with Akwafina and Tatiana Maslani would get a lot of my money.  Akwafina is like 95 pounds of untapped talent about to explode.  And Tatiana is always money in the bank good.

Awkawfina needs to be more than just Awkwafina for more than one straight minute.
Every role she plays exactly the same, from last dragon to inept hitman for a small time gangster.


The Farewell?

She won the golden globe for best actress.
 
2021-12-05 11:11:50 AM  

JolobinSmokin: americanflannel: Aquapope: Glorious Golden Ass: MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.

Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?

Anything Anything 2 with Akwafina and Tatiana Maslani would get a lot of my money.  Akwafina is like 95 pounds of untapped talent about to explode.  And Tatiana is always money in the bank good.

Awkawfina needs to be more than just Awkwafina for more than one straight minute.
Every role she plays exactly the same, from last dragon to inept hitman for a small time gangster.

She also has sissy spacek face. Which is something that crosses all nationalities.


She's like the lost Haim sister.
 
2021-12-05 11:27:22 AM  

americanflannel: Aquapope: Glorious Golden Ass: MechaPyx: Aquapope: Alphax: Oh yeah... I'd forgotten how adorable Gwen was.

Voiced by Hailey Stienfeld, I think.  Which means she's 2 Marvel characters, like Chris Evans.  I'm sure there are others.  Eventually, all actors will be in a Marvel production.

Your tone is quasi facetious but I don't think you realize Marvel Studios was the only one to survive the franchise wars.

Love Actually 2 with Shang Chi and She Hulk?

Anything Anything 2 with Akwafina and Tatiana Maslani would get a lot of my money.  Akwafina is like 95 pounds of untapped talent about to explode.  And Tatiana is always money in the bank good.

Awkawfina needs to be more than just Awkwafina for more than one straight minute.
Every role she plays exactly the same, from last dragon to inept hitman for a small time gangster.


The Rock and Ryan Reynolds both have made a ton of money being the same person in every movie, she'll be fine
 
2021-12-05 11:32:49 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Bitten by a radioactive spider grants super strength in case you have never seen or read a Spiderman comic before.

But I wouldn't recommend reading or seeing them if that bothered you the rest of it might give you an aneurysm
 
2021-12-05 11:47:13 AM  
That looks like what I imagine a seizure feels like.
 
2021-12-05 11:55:16 AM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Welcome to super hero physics. Where the rules are made up and tensile strength doesn't matter.
 
2021-12-05 12:17:19 PM  
Still haven't seen the first one. I want to watch it, but something about the way it is animated gives me a headache just watching the trailers.
 
2021-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
As long as they give up on the headache inducing blurriness from the first. Spent the entire time in the theater wondering if I somehow forgot 3D glasses and almost needing to barf. Otherwise it was great.
 
2021-12-05 12:24:43 PM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


I'm not sure if you noticed, but it's a cartoon.
 
2021-12-05 12:45:03 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Still haven't seen the first one. I want to watch it, but something about the way it is animated gives me a headache just watching the trailers.


You get used to it pretty quickly. It's worth doing- to me it's the best superhero movie, live action or animated.
 
2021-12-05 12:45:15 PM  
Please, please, please, please....
 
2021-12-05 1:31:30 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.

Welcome to super hero physics. Where the rules are made up and tensile strength doesn't matter.


Wait until this person finds out about the inverse square law and discovers that basically all giant monster/robot stuff overpowers 98lb weakling suspension of disbelief muscles.
 
2021-12-05 1:59:53 PM  
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2021-12-05 2:12:02 PM  

Fano: Jumpthruhoops: EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.

Welcome to super hero physics. Where the rules are made up and tensile strength doesn't matter.

Wait until this person finds out about the inverse square law and discovers that basically all giant monster/robot stuff overpowers 98lb weakling suspension of disbelief muscles.


Or how, even with arbitrarily strong spider-foot-grip, stopping a fleeing car is more likely to rip off the top layer of the road and drag Peter/Miles/Ben/Gwen/Mayday along bouncing behind them than actually stop the car.

Or how hominids taller than three or four meters would be completely out of proportion, and more than five or six would collapse under their own weight,
 
2021-12-05 2:13:08 PM  

EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.


Just wait until you find out that Wile E. Coyote can'trun on thin air.
 
2021-12-05 2:23:33 PM  

luidprand: Fano: Jumpthruhoops: EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.

Welcome to super hero physics. Where the rules are made up and tensile strength doesn't matter.

Wait until this person finds out about the inverse square law and discovers that basically all giant monster/robot stuff overpowers 98lb weakling suspension of disbelief muscles.

Or how, even with arbitrarily strong spider-foot-grip, stopping a fleeing car is more likely to rip off the top layer of the road and drag Peter/Miles/Ben/Gwen/Mayday along bouncing behind them than actually stop the car.

Or how hominids taller than three or four meters would be completely out of proportion, and more than five or six would collapse under their own weight,


I always appreciate when someone comes back with the witty retort that claims that it inherently creates a better story when it is real to the real world in every way instead of serving the plot in a fun or interesting way. *nasal voice* "but it has to obey rules of the universe that I arbitrarily decide are very important so that I can take a swing at a super bounce ball on a T-ball stand explaining how stories aren't REAL."
I'm not wetting my Underoos for a movie titled "The Sensible Events in the Life of the Mundane Spider-man"
 
2021-12-05 2:36:49 PM  

cannibalparrot: EvilEgg: Do physics not apply to spider Gwen?  I am too lazy to compute how much force would be exerted by her toes to keep her standing straight out from the building, but it has got to be tons. Even she is strong enough, the brick isn't.

Just wait until you find out that Wile E. Coyote can'trun on thin air.


Or that when you paint a tunnel in a wall, nobody can drive through it.
 
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