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2049 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 04 Dec 2021 at 6:50 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-04 4:25:17 PM  
57 votes:
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2021-12-04 2:43:31 PM  
32 votes:
I haven't had my flu shot yet and am willing to travel. Just sayin.
 
2021-12-04 8:30:08 PM  
17 votes:

foo monkey: Alwysadydrmr: Do cats like peanut butter? Never had one so I genuinely don't know.

Probably not.  It's plant-based and cats can't taste sweet.  If a cat did like it, I'd chalk it up to that cat being weird.  Except all cats are weird, so there you go.


My cat loves peanut butter, all sorts of nuts, crackers, salty snacks.

Yes she's weird.

The other day we caught her huffing the mist from the humidifier.

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2021-12-04 7:18:23 PM  
15 votes:
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2021-12-04 7:13:41 PM  
11 votes:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Cake Hunter: Last time my dog went in for vaccines, they had to use the reversible anesthesia.

Except he never actually went to sleep.

Once he was under general anesthesia for a dental, and he kept pulling his paw away from the tech who was trying to clip his nails.

He's an edge case, I know.

He's not the only one - some people still have versions of reflexes when they're out.  Scared a surgery team once apparently when they bonked my bad knee while I was under full general and I jerked back and made noises

/hurt worse than the actual surgery location when I woke up
//not a lot, had a ton of Dilaudid in me
///but I could feel it more than where they'd actually been doing shiat


I woke up during my wisdom teeth surgery and tried to ask folks how things were doing. They politely asked me to stop talking and kept dumping drugs into me.

So I guess he gets it from my side of the family.
 
2021-12-04 3:18:31 PM  
4 votes:
Just thinking of trying that with my Sandy

No

Picking up 50 pounds of wiggling AmStaff is not on my to do list
 
2021-12-05 12:18:07 AM  
4 votes:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Cake Hunter: Last time my dog went in for vaccines, they had to use the reversible anesthesia.

Except he never actually went to sleep.

Once he was under general anesthesia for a dental, and he kept pulling his paw away from the tech who was trying to clip his nails.

He's an edge case, I know.

He's not the only one - some people still have versions of reflexes when they're out.  Scared a surgery team once apparently when they bonked my bad knee while I was under full general and I jerked back and made noises

/hurt worse than the actual surgery location when I woke up
//not a lot, had a ton of Dilaudid in me
///but I could feel it more than where they'd actually been doing shiat


I have a buddy, who has no direct memory of this, who went in for a colonoscopy, he was out on the table but as soon as that probe hit butthole he was up and fighting everyone in the room.

They had to bring in his mom, who was in the waiting room, to get him to stop.
 
2021-12-05 9:54:58 AM  
4 votes:
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2021-12-05 12:23:32 AM  
3 votes:

BizarreMan: foo monkey: Alwysadydrmr: Do cats like peanut butter? Never had one so I genuinely don't know.

Probably not.  It's plant-based and cats can't taste sweet.  If a cat did like it, I'd chalk it up to that cat being weird.  Except all cats are weird, so there you go.

My cat loves peanut butter, all sorts of nuts, crackers, salty snacks.

Yes she's weird.

The other day we caught her huffing the mist from the humidifier.

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Roomie's cat, the Boo Cat, loves the understandable:

butter, because fat
chicken, because meat
cream, because fat
bones, because meat

the understandable given her early life history as a kitten living under a dumpster behind a fastfood joint:

french fries
pizza
cheeseburgers

and the baffling:

popcorn
mild stewed tomatoes, especially from mild chili or soup
sometimes broccoli

Cats are weird. Boo Cat is especially weird.
 
2021-12-04 7:52:01 PM  
2 votes:

Alwysadydrmr: Do cats like peanut butter? Never had one so I genuinely don't know.


Probably not.  It's plant-based and cats can't taste sweet.  If a cat did like it, I'd chalk it up to that cat being weird.  Except all cats are weird, so there you go.
 
2021-12-05 12:54:34 AM  
2 votes:

rue_in_winter: BizarreMan: foo monkey: Alwysadydrmr: Do cats like peanut butter? Never had one so I genuinely don't know.

Probably not.  It's plant-based and cats can't taste sweet.  If a cat did like it, I'd chalk it up to that cat being weird.  Except all cats are weird, so there you go.

My cat loves peanut butter, all sorts of nuts, crackers, salty snacks.

Yes she's weird.

The other day we caught her huffing the mist from the humidifier.

[Fark user image 425x566]

Roomie's cat, the Boo Cat, loves the understandable:

butter, because fat
chicken, because meat
cream, because fat
bones, because meat

the understandable given her early life history as a kitten living under a dumpster behind a fastfood joint:

french fries
pizza
cheeseburgers

and the baffling:

popcorn
mild stewed tomatoes, especially from mild chili or soup
sometimes broccoli

Cats are weird. Boo Cat is especially weird.


Same cat I was talking about in my peanut butter post loved, LOVED iceberg lettuce and diet Pepsi.  She'd steal both if given the slightest opportunity.  She was also a maniac for tortilla chips (not Doritos or anything, plain old tortilla chips.)
 
2021-12-04 2:49:40 PM  
1 vote:
Pediatric physicians take note! Give the lolly first!
 
2021-12-04 8:57:26 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Alwysadydrmr: Do cats like peanut butter? Never had one so I genuinely don't know.

Probably not.  It's plant-based and cats can't taste sweet.  If a cat did like it, I'd chalk it up to that cat being weird.  Except all cats are weird, so there you go.


Many do like it - it's pretty much fat and salt when you get down to it.  About 50/50 in my personal experience.  Used to be the only way we could give one of our cats meds - she was entirely uninterested in cheese, and it was pretty hard to get a pill into meat or cat food well enough she wouldn't find it and spit it out.  Peanut butter?  She was totally fine with it - just spent 5 straight minutes at the water dish afterward
 
2021-12-05 12:15:55 AM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: foo monkey: Alwysadydrmr: Do cats like peanut butter? Never had one so I genuinely don't know.

Probably not.  It's plant-based and cats can't taste sweet.  If a cat did like it, I'd chalk it up to that cat being weird.  Except all cats are weird, so there you go.

My cat loves peanut butter, all sorts of nuts, crackers, salty snacks.

Yes she's weird.

The other day we caught her huffing the mist from the humidifier.

[Fark user image 425x566]


I meant it more as a percentage thing.  Like, maybe 10% of cats would eat peanut butter and that's just one way those particular cats are weird.

I had a cat I could vacuum.  He loved two things:  being brushed and me, because I brushed him.  One day I decided to vacuum him.  He'll like that, right?  Held him down for a second (abusing his trust), turned on the vacuum, and started using the upholstery attachment on him.  I regained his trust and from that time on, every time he heard the vacuum, he'd come running.
 
2021-12-05 8:15:20 PM  
1 vote:
I guess the American way could be give em a whopper and inject em?

Then again been to enough vets where I hold and love the dog and the whammy goes into the leg. And yup. Pup does not like that. Pups always go out and get food after that. (Last time was in Texas. And the wolf hybrid got her own breakfast tacos.... good girl. Don't kill me when you get older)
 
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