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2021-12-04 2:21:59 AM  
Caught them alive?  That's what they get for not getting help from Alec Baldwin.
 
2021-12-04 2:23:41 AM  
Of course they'd be caught alive, they're white.
 
2021-12-04 2:24:29 AM  
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151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 2:25:06 AM  
Have fun in R-9, biatch
 
2021-12-04 2:26:56 AM  

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I can't wait to see their church photos.
 
2021-12-04 2:27:03 AM  
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2021-12-04 2:28:03 AM  
Police couldn't wait to buy them Burger King.
 
2021-12-04 2:28:36 AM  
If they didn't run they might have gotten legal and PR help from the NRA or other RW groups. Now they will likely get a public defender and do some real time.
 
2021-12-04 2:36:07 AM  
This entire story is insane. The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy. She told her son who shot and killed people, and I quote 'LOL try not to get caught'

We are facing domestic terrorism
 
2021-12-04 2:38:36 AM  

TorpedoOrca: This entire story is insane. The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy. She told her son who shot and killed people, and I quote 'LOL try not to get caught'

We are facing domestic terrorism


Na. Just everyday stupid people, operating outside their zone of competence...
 
2021-12-04 2:38:47 AM  
These are the "real Americans" the conservative movement has been exalting.
 
2021-12-04 2:39:29 AM  

Me so thorny: If they didn't run they might have gotten legal and PR help from the NRA or other RW groups. Now they will likely get a public defender and do some real time.


As of this afternoon, they had a lawyer.  He was out and about assuring everyone the Crumblys were not running from the cops, rather they were afraid of the citizenry.   If they were armed when they were captured, they'll definitely claim it was for self defense.   This lawyer already looks like a fool.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 2:39:46 AM  

151: Have fun in R-9, biatch


Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.
 
2021-12-04 2:43:03 AM  
Goddammit, this has been such a shiatty news week.

Have a cookie...

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...monster
 
2021-12-04 2:44:31 AM  

151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.


You sound like you've had an interesting life.
 
2021-12-04 2:45:34 AM  

Me so thorny: If they didn't run they might have gotten legal and PR help from the NRA or other RW groups. Now they will likely get a public defender and do some real time.


You think no group of rwnj's is going to come to the aid of these jackholes?

/sweetsummersomething
 
2021-12-04 2:51:44 AM  

LarrySouth: TorpedoOrca: This entire story is insane. The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy. She told her son who shot and killed people, and I quote 'LOL try not to get caught'

We are facing domestic terrorism

Na. Just everyday stupid people, operating outside their zone of competence...


Stop farking excusing this garbage FOR farkS SAKES!!
 
2021-12-04 2:52:21 AM  

151: Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.


That's why I read Fark, the inside scoop from L. Brooks Patterson's guests...if my Uncle Jerry were still around instead of dying from mundane toxins after his procedure was put off by pandemic, he'd point out these Crumbleys were busted in the basement of the former site of Albert Fisher's Standard Motor Truck Co.
https://mycompanies.fandom.com/wiki/Standard_Motor_Truck_Company_(MI)
 
2021-12-04 2:54:33 AM  
I love that they were busted due to her oral fixation.
 
2021-12-04 2:56:58 AM  

LarrySouth: TorpedoOrca: This entire story is insane. The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy. She told her son who shot and killed people, and I quote 'LOL try not to get caught'

We are facing domestic terrorism

Na. Just everyday stupid people, operating outside their zone of competence...


So, terrorists.

If they get better than that, they become a rebel army.
 
2021-12-04 2:58:08 AM  

151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.


Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 2:59:47 AM  

Corn_Fed: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

You sound like you've had an interesting life.


Interesting is definitely a word I've used to describe it.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 3:00:58 AM  

Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.


Haven't since 2011. Thanks for the kind words
 
2021-12-04 3:01:33 AM  
I mean...you can LOOK at the kid and SEE he's not mentally stable...yet his parents bought him a firearm.

Unfortunately, I smell a mental illness excuse that his lawyers will try to use in court.
 
2021-12-04 3:02:03 AM  

Corn_Fed: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

You sound like you've had an interesting life.


Sounds like he's just a former correctional officer.
 
2021-12-04 3:05:12 AM  

151: Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.

Haven't since 2011. Thanks for the kind words


*fry squint* User name no longer checks out.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 3:05:50 AM  

WDFark think for a second: Corn_Fed: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

You sound like you've had an interesting life.

Sounds like he's just a former correctional officer.


I'm more comfortable admitting I'm a former 12+ time inmate than a former CO/deputy
 
2021-12-04 3:07:40 AM  
I mean, holy farking poop! This terrorist leader sent a suicide shooter into a school to kill children. She literally bought a gun for her spawn to kill your children with.

Oh, it was a Black Friday sale and the 15 year old wasn't supposed to get his gun until Christmas

Who the fark gives their mentality disturbed child a farking gun for Christmas? What the actual fark is wrong with you?
 
2021-12-04 3:08:16 AM  

WDFark think for a second: Corn_Fed: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

You sound like you've had an interesting life.

Sounds like he's just a former correctional officer.


Former CO would have been in there well more than a dozen times.
 
2021-12-04 3:08:32 AM  
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2021-12-04 3:08:53 AM  

LarrySouth: TorpedoOrca: This entire story is insane. The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy. She told her son who shot and killed people, and I quote 'LOL try not to get caught'

We are facing domestic terrorism

Na. Just everyday stupid people, operating outside their zone of competence...


I'm sure more facts will come out but as it stands they've contributed very, very significantly to the deaths of four schoolkids and wounding more. And their political involvement, as far as we can determine from social media etc, goes beyond having a few opinions and casting ballots at election time. These folks saw themselves as cultural warriors in favour of everything MAGA and opposed to everything "woke" right up to arming their fifteen year old kid and opposing the school's concerns about his issues on ideological grounds.

They didn't set out to be terrorists but they've contributed a lot to a terrorist act through their choices and attitudes. There's blood on their hands.

I wonder if we'll find out their media preferences. Tucker Carlson? OAN? Infowars? All of the above? There's a lot to answer for there too.
 
2021-12-04 3:11:13 AM  

151: WDFark think for a second: Corn_Fed: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

You sound like you've had an interesting life.

Sounds like he's just a former correctional officer.

I'm more comfortable admitting I'm a former 12+ time inmate than a former CO/deputy


What does the 12+ mean? Years or number of times?
You don't have to answer.
 
2021-12-04 3:12:23 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I mean, holy farking poop! This terrorist leader sent a suicide shooter into a school to kill children. She literally bought a gun for her spawn to kill your children with.

Oh, it was a Black Friday sale and the 15 year old wasn't supposed to get his gun until Christmas

Who the fark gives their mentality disturbed child a farking gun for Christmas? What the actual fark is wrong with you?


What do you mean? This is right on brand for a Republican.


Shall not be in fringes!!!!!
 
2021-12-04 3:12:29 AM  

LarrySouth: The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy.


Now THAT'S a Snapper!
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 3:17:13 AM  

omg bbq: 151: WDFark think for a second: Corn_Fed: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

You sound like you've had an interesting life.

Sounds like he's just a former correctional officer.

I'm more comfortable admitting I'm a former 12+ time inmate than a former CO/deputy

What does the 12+ mean? Years or number of times?
You don't have to answer.


Times I've been to Oakland county jail. I said over a dozen earlier. Honestly don't really remember the exact number.

But it's way more than it should be.

I didn't mean to threadjack, honestly just wanted to depict what this piece of shiat is gonna be dealing with for at least the next 24 hours, from my own personal experience in the same cell he's gonna be staying in. He's literally going to be pissed on, and in about 45 minutes woken up loudly to get a wristband check, then in another hour, right as he wipes the second piss off his face from sleeping next to the toilet, right at the exact moment he falls asleep, woken up loudly again, because breakfast. And he's gonna get a quarter cup of grits and MAYBE a slice of MAYBE not moldy bread.

The place is hell. And I'm glad he's in it and I'm not anymore.
 
2021-12-04 3:23:26 AM  

151: Times I've been to Oakland county jail. I said over a dozen earlier. Honestly don't really remember the exact number.

But it's way more than it should be.

I didn't mean to threadjack, honestly just wanted to depict what this piece of shiat is gonna be dealing with for at least the next 24 hours, from my own personal experience in the same cell he's gonna be staying in. He's literally going to be pissed on, and in about 45 minutes woken up loudly to get a wristband check, then in another hour, right as he wipes the second piss off his face from sleeping next to the toilet, right at the exact moment he falls asleep, woken up loudly again, because breakfast. And he's gonna get a quarter cup of grits and MAYBE a slice of MAYBE not moldy bread.


I don't think anyone's going to criticise you for threadjacking. It's a perspective we'd never be getting from press reports. Thanks for sharing it and (I'm putting two and two together here and hopefully coming up with four) glad to hear you've made some positive adjustments to your life since your times in Oakland county jail.
 
2021-12-04 3:27:02 AM  
Hi guiz, let's buy our mental kid a gun and sacrifice our family to prove the other team is wrong and kick restart maga!
 
2021-12-04 3:27:10 AM  
Wow... they made it a whopping (less than) 50 miles or so...

...but seriously, throw the book at them, charge these chuckle-farks with whatever can be thrown at them, give them their day in court... I doubt it will take to long to get some convictions.
 
2021-12-04 3:33:17 AM  
Another example of fine conservative parenting.
 
2021-12-04 3:35:32 AM  
I predict the kid will claim self defense.

When does Matt Gaetz or Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert offer their kid a job?
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 3:37:45 AM  

Aussie_As: 151: Times I've been to Oakland county jail. I said over a dozen earlier. Honestly don't really remember the exact number.

But it's way more than it should be.

I didn't mean to threadjack, honestly just wanted to depict what this piece of shiat is gonna be dealing with for at least the next 24 hours, from my own personal experience in the same cell he's gonna be staying in. He's literally going to be pissed on, and in about 45 minutes woken up loudly to get a wristband check, then in another hour, right as he wipes the second piss off his face from sleeping next to the toilet, right at the exact moment he falls asleep, woken up loudly again, because breakfast. And he's gonna get a quarter cup of grits and MAYBE a slice of MAYBE not moldy bread.

I don't think anyone's going to criticise you for threadjacking. It's a perspective we'd never be getting from press reports. Thanks for sharing it and (I'm putting two and two together here and hopefully coming up with four) glad to hear you've made some positive adjustments to your life since your times in Oakland county jail.


Thank you good person. OCJ broke me, but going to big boy state prison made me realize "hey dipshiat, stop being a dipshiat, you dipshiat".

Not the life for me. Hopefully it's his life for the foreseeable future though.
 
2021-12-04 3:39:18 AM  

Smoking GNU: LarrySouth: TorpedoOrca: This entire story is insane. The mom wrote a letter to Trump that said she could grab him by her pussy. She told her son who shot and killed people, and I quote 'LOL try not to get caught'

We are facing domestic terrorism

Na. Just everyday stupid people, operating outside their zone of competence...

Stop farking excusing this garbage FOR farkS SAKES!!


It's not really an excuse.

Most people are fairly stupid. When stupid people get bored, they often turn to violence - shooting shiat (stop signs, coffee cans), fighting (drunk or not) over sports teams, petty bets, sexual conquests.

Take that stupid, "I'm bored,let's break shiat" mentality, and pair it with today's "Team Maga VS Team Woke SJW" bullshiat, and these chucklefarks can't differentiate between mowing down the enemy in their favorite flavor of dopamine rush video game and killing people in real life. The people they kill occupy the same space in their head as "the enemy" in Call of Duty. They aren't people to them - they are the "other", which the right has done a great job of dehumanizing o er the last 40 or 50 years.
 
2021-12-04 3:43:03 AM  

151: Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.

Haven't since 2011. Thanks for the kind words


Is the 151 still 80 proof?
 
2021-12-04 3:45:04 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I mean, holy farking poop! This terrorist leader sent a suicide shooter into a school to kill children. She literally bought a gun for her spawn to kill your children with.

Oh, it was a Black Friday sale and the 15 year old wasn't supposed to get his gun until Christmas

Who the fark gives their mentality disturbed child a farking gun for Christmas? What the actual fark is wrong with you?


I have a feeling that as this story develops we'll find many more reasons to conclude that these Chumbleys aren't the brightest or most civic-minded of citizens.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-04 3:45:11 AM  

Tiga: 151: Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.

Haven't since 2011. Thanks for the kind words

Is the 151 still 80 proof?


You don't do math good. Also, the only 151 that matters doesn't exist anymore (Bacardi)
 
2021-12-04 3:46:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.


How about driving sober?
 
2021-12-04 3:48:54 AM  
So when does this family hook up with Zimmerman and Rittenhouse for an NRA sponsored speaking tour?
 
2021-12-04 3:48:59 AM  

PaulRB: I predict the kid will claim self defense.

When does Matt Gaetz or Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert offer their kid a job?


Did Nestor move out?!?
 
2021-12-04 3:56:14 AM  

151: Tiga: 151: Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.

Haven't since 2011. Thanks for the kind words

Is the 151 still 80 proof?

You don't do math good. Also, the only 151 that matters doesn't exist anymore (Bacardi)


You gots me good and curious. Why "sleep next to the toilet" and risk "getting pissed on"? I'm clearly missing something important.

Also, glad to hear you're (presumably) on the mostly right side of things (there are a few things I think we should all be on the 'wrong' side of, but I digress). My Dad's done a lot of work with the homeless and/or post-jail guys, up to having them over for Thanksgiving and Christmas. From my experience, for many of them being in the deep end of shiat makes for some of the nicest, most eager to please and stay on your good side guys I've ever seen once they get back on their feet and can build up some self-worth, pride, etc. There's always that slight worry that shiat could go south and they'll go back to old habits, but that's a worry with anybody, really... it's surprising how close we all are to being very unpleasant versions of ourselves if put under the wrong circumstances.
 
2021-12-04 4:05:32 AM  

151: Tiga: 151: Gyrfalcon: 151: 151: Have fun in R-9, biatch

Just to clarify, and boy am I gonna get shiat on for what I'm about to say, r-9 is the holding cell you live in for about...8 days on average, if you get to Oakland county jail and can't bond out. Then you get classified for security level and all that, then get to your "main spot". Meaning you actually have a bunk. And maybe a toothbrush.

He won't be in r-9, because r-9 is just the default low level place they put people. Not the drunk tank, but not the place they put people accused of felonies, usually.

I've been inside Oakland county jail over a dozen times. It's a farking HORRIBLE place. Where he's going.... One of the r-s (4-8) where they keep people high profile or just violent, he's still gonna sleep next to the toilet tonight. I've been in each and every one of those cells, and... Good. He farking deserves every second of his misery.

Good luck when you finally get to c block biatch.

Maybe you should drive drunk a bit less.

Haven't since 2011. Thanks for the kind words

Is the 151 still 80 proof?

You don't do math good. Also, the only 151 that matters doesn't exist anymore (Bacardi)


I would swear on my cats life that the phrase was a lyric to a song by an mainstream alternative punk band in the 90s. I've been humming it for years. I can vaguely picture the album cover.

And according to Google, duck duck go, and several song lyrics sites, it does not exist.
 
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