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2021-12-04 3:56:03 AM  
*Ferrell
 
2021-12-04 6:32:43 AM  
Do I want to spend time in a Michigan suburb during the middle of winter?
 
2021-12-04 8:15:20 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Do I want to spend time in a Michigan suburb during the middle of winter?


Yes, especially if you cant spend a few bucks on Elf crap
 
2021-12-04 8:15:35 AM  
Boy! Sign me up, that looks great!
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2021-12-04 8:20:48 AM  
No
 
2021-12-04 8:34:54 AM  
Throw in a Zoey Deschanel pillow and I'll think about it
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Really curious what's going to happen to my ad algorithm after that search
 
2021-12-04 8:39:26 AM  
If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.
 
2021-12-04 11:05:54 AM  

Unsung_Hero: If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.


But it's the Graceland of Christmas!
 
2021-12-04 12:58:56 PM  

Unsung_Hero: If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.


Yeah. You could drop $25 at a Hot Topic and decorate the room yourself.
 
2021-12-04 1:02:47 PM  
They figure if you're a megafan of such an average movie you'll probably be impressed by this too
 
2021-12-04 1:20:56 PM  
Do they have a "Die Hard" suite? And if not, why not?
 
2021-12-04 1:27:06 PM  

WhippingBoi: Do they have a "Die Hard" suite? And if not, why not?


Holiday Inn tried to do this, but it turns out people don't like sleeping in heating ducts, even if you hang decorations in them. Farking self-entitled jerks.

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2021-12-04 2:00:56 PM  

Unsung_Hero: If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.


Okay, fine. You get to share your room with Ed Asner.
 
2021-12-04 3:37:45 PM  
Nah, I'd rather Airbnb the Home Alone house...
 
2021-12-04 4:15:16 PM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Unsung_Hero: If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.

Okay, fine. You get to share your room with Ed Asner.


OBVIOUSLY my first choice would be Zooey, if only to goad her into singing... but if Ed were still alive, sitting down for a chat with him would be awesome too.
 
2021-12-04 5:18:59 PM  

Unsung_Hero: If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.


I am going to rent it just to shoot one of my porn movies there, it will be called SElf only because none of the amateur actresses will return my phone calls.  At this rate, Slick Ryder Productions will never get off the ground.
 
2021-12-04 5:37:26 PM  

LazyPredator: Unsung_Hero: If it were a replica of the father's apartment or something, sure.  But just a regular hotel room with some decorations in it?  Why?  Unless at least one of the staring cast members comes by, in character, I don't see why anyone would pay for this.

I am going to rent it just to shoot one of my porn movies there, it will be called SElf only because none of the amateur actresses will return my phone calls.  At this rate, Slick Ryder Productions will never get off the ground.


Name checks out
 
2021-12-05 11:32:25 AM  
S&O PR Elf Hotel
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