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(CBS Sports)   Detroit Lions can still make it to the playoffs, though if these 45 things go their way they won't have to buy tickets and watch from the upper bowl   (cbssports.com) divider line
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632 clicks; posted to Sports » on 04 Dec 2021 at 4:25 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-03 9:44:07 PM  
Didn't read this. I assume there are several major plane crashes involved.
 
2021-12-03 9:51:39 PM  
I love that each week, they say that the least likely thing to happen in the scenario is the Lions winning.
 
2021-12-03 10:47:00 PM  
I'm gonna make a bold prediction. And I'm willing to stake my reputation for knowing almost nothing about football on this.

The lions won't win the Superbowl

/possibly ever
//But certainly not this season
 
2021-12-03 11:17:40 PM  
I have been a Lions fan longer than most of you have been alive.

Not going to happen.
 
2021-12-04 5:20:22 AM  
FTFA: "Without further adieu"

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2021-12-04 5:40:33 AM  

The Smails Kid: FTFA: "Without further adieu"

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Look, for owls in tents and porpoises, you knew what he meant. In this doggy dog world, sometimes people look for little things to get upset over, and make someone like this their escape goat. But really, I could care less about some minor mix up like this. I suggest you do a 360 on your attitude, because I'm just biting my time until you make an error in the same vain.
 
2021-12-04 6:26:07 AM  

Rene ala Carte: I have been a Lions fan longer than most of you have been alive.

Not going to happen.


Considering the average age of a farker I assume you've been a Lions fan since 1934
 
2021-12-04 7:10:26 AM  
I want it to happen. I want the Super Bowl to end up as Lions vs. Browns and I want the game suspended at halftime at 0-0 after the stadium site is hit with a simultaneous sharknado, bearcano and scorpifog.
 
2021-12-04 7:58:08 AM  
In other news, the Lions have not been mathematically eliminated yet from the playoffs.  But, when the NFC still has teams in the hunt for a playoff spot with losing records, that is the only reason why.
 
2021-12-04 8:49:28 AM  
I'll tell you exactly what will happen.

The Lions will lose every other game this year - except to the Cardinals.  For some unexplainable reason, they will win that game and give fans hope going into next year.

The hope will build after a solid draft, and then be mercilessly crushed as next year's season rolls on and they realize they need a quarterback, a new head coach, etc.

Then repeat the following year.
 
2021-12-04 10:30:54 AM  

eKonk: The Smails Kid: FTFA: "Without further adieu"

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Look, for owls in tents and porpoises, you knew what he meant. In this doggy dog world, sometimes people look for little things to get upset over, and make someone like this their escape goat. But really, I could care less about some minor mix up like this. I suggest you do a 360 on your attitude, because I'm just biting my time until you make an error in the same vain.


You should of taken this routine on the road.
 
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2021-12-04 10:37:18 AM  

kukukupo: a solid draft


Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahaha

Whoo, that's a good one
 
2021-12-04 12:18:22 PM  
Just keep in mind that they are playing at home this week, against the Vikings. I'm saying they have a chance. Vikings won by 2 points, at home, earlier this year. And they were lucky to do that.
 
2021-12-04 12:20:02 PM  
It requires the Niners losing their last 6 games. If that happens I'm committing sepuku.
 
2021-12-04 12:50:52 PM  
I love the lions.

They do their damndest to keep the Bears out of the basement in our division.
 
2021-12-04 3:06:47 PM  
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2021-12-04 3:09:55 PM  

eKonk: The Smails Kid: FTFA: "Without further adieu"

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Look, for owls in tents and porpoises, you knew what he meant. In this doggy dog world, sometimes people look for little things to get upset over, and make someone like this their escape goat. But really, I could care less about some minor mix up like this. I suggest you do a 360 on your attitude, because I'm just biting my time until you make an error in the same vain.


Much adieu about nothing.
 
2021-12-04 4:51:07 PM  

eKonk: The Smails Kid: FTFA: "Without further adieu"

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Look, for owls in tents and porpoises, you knew what he meant. In this doggy dog world, sometimes people look for little things to get upset over, and make someone like this their escape goat. But really, I could care less about some minor mix up like this. I suggest you do a 360 on your attitude, because I'm just biting my time until you make an error in the same vain.


Its hi thyme ewe drop this stick. Your knot as funny as you think you're.
 
2021-12-04 4:52:05 PM  
Also, the Lions are more likely to have multiple players struck by lightning while turning in jackpot lotto tickets than making the playoffs.
 
2021-12-04 6:20:24 PM  
Jobu will make it happen.....

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2021-12-04 9:10:19 PM  
It'd be funny if the Lions went 0-16-1 and all the other games on that list broke their way.
 
2021-12-05 2:52:59 AM  
I'm a born and raised Michigander, and Lions fan despite all good sense. But football will be dead and buried as a sport long before the Lions get close to a national championship. At this point if settle for a winning season.
 
2021-12-05 8:29:55 AM  
Taking the 7 games today that the Lions nerd as a parlay on the money line will net you about 170:1 or so.

I wonder how many people have made such a wager...
 
2021-12-05 4:18:47 PM  
Jobu demands more RUM!!!
 
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