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2021-12-03 8:39:15 PM  
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2021-12-03 8:46:18 PM  
Dishpit, you're going to prison.
 
2021-12-03 8:52:05 PM  
Nice way to stand up for what you believe in, pussy
 
2021-12-03 8:58:15 PM  
A face you can punch every day on that mofo.
 
2021-12-03 9:05:35 PM  
Good for you, Ms. Cash.  Go get him, and show no. farking. mercy.
 
2021-12-03 9:34:16 PM  
farking Christ, these people.
 
2021-12-03 9:53:36 PM  
I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.
 
2021-12-04 12:31:02 AM  

dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.


I'll lay you good odds she has more money than he does, and better lawyers, too.
 
2021-12-04 2:39:43 AM  

dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.


If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned
 
2021-12-04 2:47:28 AM  
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2021-12-04 2:50:02 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned


He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali
 
2021-12-04 2:52:05 AM  
You will never fit in anywhere or find acceptance with anyone and you lack the character and intelligence to change for the better.

You'd be pitiful, but you decided to be dangerous, so now you're just a societal liability altogether.
 
2021-12-04 2:52:51 AM  

snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali


Oo, go estate lawyers!
 
2021-12-04 3:01:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali

Oo, go estate lawyers!


And some people say all lawyers are bad. Send him back to live with his parents.
 
2021-12-04 3:04:05 AM  

shinji3i: Gyrfalcon: snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali

Oo, go estate lawyers!

And some people say all lawyers are bad. Send him back to live with his parents.


Fark that!  Send his ass to live with a Federal Warden somewhere for many many years
 
2021-12-04 3:12:06 AM  

Gyrfalcon: snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali

Oo, go estate lawyers!


I have to wonder how that works when the internet people fark loves to rag on keep in business with Patreon. They often use content that isn't theirs that is covered under fair use/parody. And because you can't monetize works without buying the rights for it, you get patreon donations.
 
2021-12-04 3:12:06 AM  

Gyrfalcon: snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali

Oo, go estate lawyers!


I ain't generally a fan of estate lawyers (read: James Joyce) but in this case? hells to the yes please.
 
2021-12-04 3:30:01 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Gyrfalcon: snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali

Oo, go estate lawyers!

I have to wonder how that works when the internet people fark loves to rag on keep in business with Patreon. They often use content that isn't theirs that is covered under fair use/parody. And because you can't monetize works without buying the rights for it, you get patreon donations.


Because you're not selling the story itself but early access to it.
 
2021-12-04 3:48:42 AM  

snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali


I wonder if it ever occurs to these people to wonder why none of the successful people that folks look up to like them.

Who am I kidding, of course not. If they were capable of introspection...
 
2021-12-04 3:59:07 AM  
I appreciate her attitude -- but I'm pretty sure that's a framed poster, in his house, that he purchased. A poster probably licensed tor sale by the estate.
 
2021-12-04 4:18:28 AM  
Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sued
 
2021-12-04 4:23:36 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sued


Well, aren't you the clever and witty one.
 
2021-12-04 4:40:32 AM  

RasIanI: I appreciate her attitude -- but I'm pretty sure that's a framed poster, in his house, that he purchased. A poster probably licensed tor sale by the estate.


He has permission to display it in his home.  He does not have permission to feature it as a backdrop to his fundraising.
 
2021-12-04 4:45:38 AM  

RasIanI: I appreciate her attitude -- but I'm pretty sure that's a framed poster, in his house, that he purchased. A poster probably licensed tor sale by the estate.


Which he has used to sell a product - namely his bullshiat - and made a profit from.

He's boned.

Same way a band can sue Trump to stop using their music at his hack political rallies, but he can still play it on the car radio.
 
2021-12-04 4:47:01 AM  
Hey, Ali, stand in front of a KISS poster next!
 
2021-12-04 4:47:36 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned


He is a MAGAt grifter. OF COURSE he asked for donations. Its all these assholes do. Lin Wood is feuding with Sydney Powell and Michael Flynn right now over money, not politics.
 
2021-12-04 4:50:25 AM  
Yeah he doesn't want to go to prison so he is going to go to toss as many others under the bus as he can to save his own butt. But he will frame it as standing up bravely to the government.
 
2021-12-04 5:41:12 AM  
welp, I misread that headline.

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2021-12-04 5:41:41 AM  
Every finger is pointing at this Ali Alexander guy, whoever he is

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2021-12-04 5:46:49 AM  

dionysusaur: Dishpit, you're going to prison.


I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall

here's evidence

ain't nothing going to happen

ta-da
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-04 5:50:20 AM  

My Sober Alt: Every finger is pointing at this Ali Alexander guy, whoever he is
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It's so super awesome to give the finger to the man and the public at large when you must schedule a photoshoot to do so and have someone on hand for hair and wardrobe.  That's how you give the finger, by spending lots of money on it.  Damn the man, and all of the corporate, capitalist machines that created this image!

I'm not poking at you, of course - just the monetization of rebelliousness and obscenity.
 
2021-12-04 5:51:30 AM  

OhioUGrad: dionysusaur: Dishpit, you're going to prison.

I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall

here's evidence

ain't nothing going to happen

ta-da


He's also a convicted felon, so something just might.

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2021-12-04 6:28:20 AM  

433: My Sober Alt: Every finger is pointing at this Ali Alexander guy, whoever he is
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It's so super awesome to give the finger to the man and the public at large when you must schedule a photoshoot to do so and have someone on hand for hair and wardrobe.  That's how you give the finger, by spending lots of money on it.  Damn the man, and all of the corporate, capitalist machines that created this image!

I'm not poking at you, of course - just the monetization of rebelliousness and obscenity.


You should find out the story behind the picture before you go making yourself look real dumb. It wasn't a 'photoshoot'. 

https://www.wideopencountry.com/johnny-cash-middle-finger/
 
2021-12-04 6:33:55 AM  

YodaBlues: 433: My Sober Alt: Every finger is pointing at this Ali Alexander guy, whoever he is
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It's so super awesome to give the finger to the man and the public at large when you must schedule a photoshoot to do so and have someone on hand for hair and wardrobe.  That's how you give the finger, by spending lots of money on it.  Damn the man, and all of the corporate, capitalist machines that created this image!

I'm not poking at you, of course - just the monetization of rebelliousness and obscenity.

You should find out the story behind the picture before you go making yourself look real dumb. It wasn't a 'photoshoot'. 

https://www.wideopencountry.com/johnny-cash-middle-finger/


"Oh I didnt mean johnny cash of course I meant all those other photos"
 
2021-12-04 6:34:48 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust that dude
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sued


The lack of rhyming bugged me.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-04 6:40:43 AM  

YodaBlues: You should find out the story behind the picture before you go making yourself look real dumb. It wasn't a 'photoshoot'.


Mr. Brilliant, I didn't address the Johnny Cash photo in my post.  I meant the four other pictures posted by another farker, My Sober Alt.  You know, the ones that are mentioned in my post, the ones that show up as included/mentioned in my reply.

If you want to be the one telling other people not to make themselves look dumb, point your own middle finger at yourself.  Golly!, have you just been told!  You get no finger, just a dunce cap.  See you.
 
2021-12-04 6:57:37 AM  

nakmuay: OhioUGrad: dionysusaur: Dishpit, you're going to prison.

I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall

here's evidence

ain't nothing going to happen

ta-da

He's also a convicted felon, so something just might.

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Oh now that's a good look.
 
2021-12-04 7:10:10 AM  
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2021-12-04 7:19:53 AM  

cretinbob: Nice way to stand up for what you believe in, pussy


But we need the small fries to flip if something gonna happen!
 
2021-12-04 7:21:36 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned


That's correct. That would be one thing that would separate this from a claim of fair use.
 
2021-12-04 7:25:06 AM  
Also , she needs to learn about the Streisand Effect. She probably quadrupled this nobodys donations.
 
2021-12-04 7:27:19 AM  
Spoiler:  He will lie.  The leaders of the insurrection will all lie.  They will obstruct the Committee by providing wildly conflicting versions of events.  Flood the zone with sh*t, as Bannon has taught them.

Private depositions help to impede coordination of lies, but they've had months to coordinate testimony.

Too bad for them that the Committee has a lot of evidence that will disprove the lies.  Watching them get publicly fact-checked in real time will be fun.

Johnny & I are both giving you the finger, Ali.  Looking forward to seeing your smug ass hauled off to prison along with the rest of the traitorous bastards.
 
2021-12-04 7:27:30 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

I'll lay you good odds she has more money than he does, and better lawyers, too.


They'd have to prove this wasn't fair use in this context. But even if they knew it was fair use, they could force him to spend tens or even a hundred thousand of his own money on lawyers defending himself that it was. And for some people, that's penalty enough.  This recently happened to a friend of mine. I'm not defending this idiot, just suggesting the idiot might still be boned even if this was legal.
 
2021-12-04 7:29:22 AM  

snowjack: Pats_Cloth_Coat: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

If he asked for donations or sold merchandise  it becomes commercial speech and he is boned

He's asked for donations and received over $30k.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ali


Then they might have a case.
 
2021-12-04 7:37:30 AM  

My Sober Alt: Every finger is pointing at this Ali Alexander guy, whoever he is

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2021-12-04 7:39:22 AM  
CSB: A few months ago this woman came into the store where I work. She was having some problems accessing her membership so I distractedly asked for her name while checking the system.

"Rosanne Cash." "Oh, like Johnny?" "Yes, I'm his daughter."

I immediately looked up... even through the mask, it was her. That took care of me being distracted.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-04 7:49:27 AM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: "Rosanne Cash." "Oh, like Johnny?" "Yes, I'm his daughter."


It happens, everyone is a person, too!  I bumped into a famous man's daughter in the same way, except her name rhymed with his.  "Oh, like deedle dee?"  "Yes, but I'm doodle dee, I'm his daughter."

That's happened more that once, but you know, let people live.  I mean hell, nobody recognizes me!  lol.
 
2021-12-04 7:53:07 AM  
I have a super fancy brush I use to brush chalk and gunk off rocks, so I can climb them better. It has this very photo on the handle. I love it.
 
2021-12-04 8:10:37 AM  

dodecahedron: Benevolent Misanthrope: dodecahedron: I admire her spirit, but I don't think she has a case. At least she'll be able to hassle him for a while, though.

I'll lay you good odds she has more money than he does, and better lawyers, too.

They'd have to prove this wasn't fair use in this context. But even if they knew it was fair use, they could force him to spend tens or even a hundred thousand of his own money on lawyers defending himself that it was. And for some people, that's penalty enough.  This recently happened to a friend of mine. I'm not defending this idiot, just suggesting the idiot might still be boned even if this was legal.


Yeah, that's what I was trying you say, too.  Even if she doesn't really have a case, she can still make his life miserable, and I hope she does.
 
2021-12-04 8:14:01 AM  
He makes it seem like he is taking a principled stance.....HEY, JERKOFF.!! Everyone testifies because they don't want to go to jail.

You aren't special
 
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