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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Unfortunately, Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" has turned to a life of crime   (kiro7.com) divider line
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6036 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Dec 2021 at 6:55 PM (36 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-03 6:53:08 PM  
After being caught, the man told reporters "Oh, fudge!"
 
Oak
2021-12-03 6:57:45 PM  
Well, yeah, he's gonna be the next Mysterio.
 
2021-12-03 6:59:53 PM  
He forgot to drink his Ovaltine.
 
2021-12-03 7:02:01 PM  
Well, after the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring incident, what else could we expect.
 
2021-12-03 7:04:06 PM  
Well, he did spend his childhood obsessed with a gun.
 
2021-12-03 7:05:12 PM  
I hate that movie so I say throw the book at him.
 
2021-12-03 7:07:53 PM  
He looks like a pink nightmare!
 
2021-12-03 7:08:10 PM  
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2021-12-03 7:08:37 PM  
When going out to shoplift, make sure to wear something that will draw attention to you.

DarkSoulNoHope: He forgot to drink his Ovaltine.


I only learned the origin of that recently, I thought a Farker came out with it.
 
2021-12-03 7:13:14 PM  
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2021-12-03 7:16:16 PM  
he attempted to flee the area

not hopped away?
 
2021-12-03 7:18:25 PM  
Shut up, Randy.
 
2021-12-03 7:20:54 PM  

daffy: I hate that movie so I say throw the book at him.


How does it feel to be a soulless killjoy?
 
2021-12-03 7:23:46 PM  

Inaditch: daffy: I hate that movie so I say throw the book at him.

How does it feel to be a soulless killjoy?


Pretty good, thanks.
 
2021-12-03 7:24:18 PM  

LawPD: Shut up, Randy.


Bob and Tom brought me here.
 
2021-12-03 7:35:44 PM  
Fun fact: The actor who played Ralphie still has that bunny suit.
 
2021-12-03 7:42:38 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Fun fact: The actor who played Ralphie still has that bunny suit.


He also grew up to be smokin' hot.

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2021-12-03 7:43:11 PM  
Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
 
2021-12-03 7:48:13 PM  

freetomato: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Fun fact: The actor who played Ralphie still has that bunny suit.

He also grew up to be smokin' hot.

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So you're saying you want to be his Red Rider?
 
2021-12-03 7:48:39 PM  
And now Black Bart, YOU GET YOURS!
 
2021-12-03 7:49:09 PM  

KingOfTown: He looks like a pink nightmare!


...Like a deranged Easter Bunny.
 
2021-12-03 7:56:29 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Inaditch: How does it feel to be a soulless killjoy?

Pretty good, thanks.


Ackschyually, if your soul is dark then you can't technically be soulless, so how would you know how it feels?
 
2021-12-03 8:03:28 PM  

ArkAngel: After being caught, the man told reporters "Oh, fudge!"


Narrator: but he didn't really say fudge.
 
2021-12-03 8:04:36 PM  

Oak: Well, yeah, he's gonna be the next Mysterio.


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2021-12-03 8:07:31 PM  

HighlanderRPI: freetomato: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Fun fact: The actor who played Ralphie still has that bunny suit.

He also grew up to be smokin' hot.

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So you're saying you want to be his Red Rider?


I'd let him shoot my eye out.
 
2021-12-03 8:07:43 PM  
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RIP Ralphie
 
2021-12-03 8:08:52 PM  
The only thing that could have made this story better is if he brandished a Red Ryder BB gun.

/Damn glad this went green.
//Subby.
 
2021-12-03 8:09:06 PM  

Maynard G. Muskievote: Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!


No no...I promise...daddy is not going to KILL Ralphie.

/yes he is too!
 
2021-12-03 8:10:45 PM  
Did he win a Major Award?
 
2021-12-03 8:10:51 PM  
When I was a kid, my friends used to tease me and said that I looked like Ralphie.  Meh...I don't see it...they just did it because I wore glasses.

This is me back in 1987...when I won "Nerdiest Camper of the Year".

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2021-12-03 8:13:10 PM  
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2021-12-03 8:14:04 PM  

theknuckler_33: Well, after the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring incident, what else could we expect.


A crummy commercial?

/Son of a biatch.
 
2021-12-03 8:19:28 PM  
The getaway vehicle:

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Not a "master" criminal by any stretch.
 
2021-12-03 8:31:02 PM  

The_Sponge: When I was a kid, my friends used to tease me and said that I looked like Ralphie.  Meh...I don't see it...they just did it because I wore glasses.

This is me back in 1987...when I won "Nerdiest Camper of the Year".

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Lake Chelan, right?

I think I recognize the retail location the bunny suit guy is in, too -- pretty sure that's Nordstrom Rack at Totem Lake.
 
2021-12-03 8:37:04 PM  

The_Sponge: When I was a kid, my friends used to tease me and said that I looked like Ralphie.  Meh...I don't see it...they just did it because I wore glasses.

This is me back in 1987...when I won "Nerdiest Camper of the Year".

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I'm feeling some things...that are weird and deeply confusing.

I should call my therapist...
 
2021-12-03 8:37:27 PM  

theknuckler_33: DarkSoulNoHope: Inaditch: How does it feel to be a soulless killjoy?

Pretty good, thanks.

Ackschyually, if your soul is dark then you can't technically be soulless, so how would you know how it feels?


I was an intern to Shang Tsung and had to drag off all the dead bodies he stole the souls from.
 
2021-12-03 8:38:10 PM  

WordsnCollision: The getaway vehicle:

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Not a "master" criminal by any stretch.


Omg...The Handbags of Fate.
 
2021-12-03 8:42:09 PM  

The_Sponge: When I was a kid, my friends used to tease me and said that I looked like Ralphie.  Meh...I don't see it...they just did it because I wore glasses.

This is me back in 1987...when I won "Nerdiest Camper of the Year".

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I see that your family also wanted you to take pictures with you directly facing the sun too huh?
 
2021-12-03 8:45:11 PM  

Coach McGirk: WordsnCollision: The getaway vehicle:

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Not a "master" criminal by any stretch.

Omg...The Handbags of Fate.


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2021-12-03 8:51:18 PM  

The_Sponge: The only thing that could have made this story better is if he brandished a Red Ryder BB gun.

/Damn glad this went green.
//Subby.


Wouldn't want to put an eye out, though.
 
2021-12-03 9:03:03 PM  
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2021-12-03 9:04:19 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Coach McGirk: WordsnCollision: The getaway vehicle:

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Not a "master" criminal by any stretch.

Omg...The Handbags of Fate.

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Stop dancin or the dog gets it...

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Now gimme the handbag and no one gets hurt.
 
2021-12-03 9:04:51 PM  
Did he shoot his eye out?
 
2021-12-03 9:05:30 PM  

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Funny since I played that game on my SNES classic lately.
 
2021-12-03 9:08:17 PM  
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2021-12-03 9:27:54 PM  

Coach McGirk: DarkSoulNoHope: Coach McGirk: WordsnCollision: The getaway vehicle:

[Fark user image image 600x420]

Not a "master" criminal by any stretch.

Omg...The Handbags of Fate.

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Stop dancin or the dog gets it...

[Fark user image image 425x319]Now gimme the handbag and no one gets hurt.


Dog: "I miss Michael Vick!"
 
2021-12-03 9:40:48 PM  
What do you expect from a guy that beat a stripper to death outside a strip club in Lodi,NJ?
 
2021-12-03 9:46:17 PM  

Oak: Well, yeah, he's gonna be the next Mysterio.


He couldn't even build a mini ARC reactor and Tony Stark built one with a box of scraps in a cave
 
2021-12-03 9:56:44 PM  

freetomato: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Fun fact: The actor who played Ralphie still has that bunny suit.

He also grew up to be smokin' hot.

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Hot? Meh.
 
2021-12-03 10:02:48 PM  

snowjack: The_Sponge: When I was a kid, my friends used to tease me and said that I looked like Ralphie.  Meh...I don't see it...they just did it because I wore glasses.

This is me back in 1987...when I won "Nerdiest Camper of the Year".

[Fark user image 425x425]

Lake Chelan, right?

I think I recognize the retail location the bunny suit guy is in, too -- pretty sure that's Nordstrom Rack at Totem Lake.


Damn!

Good call.  It was above Lake Chelan...we were hiking up to Domke Lake.
 
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