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2021-12-03 3:41:32 PM  
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2021-12-03 3:46:49 PM  
The Night Santa Went Crazy
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Holy shiat, Weird Al is farking Nostradamus
 
2021-12-03 3:48:03 PM  
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"Santa" has been watching too many cartoons.
 
2021-12-03 3:50:00 PM  
Sheriff:  "Look how awesome it is that people come and get Concealed Carry Permits!"

Also the Sheriff: "We HAD to shoot that guy because he COULD have had a concealed gun and we just want to go home to our families at night!"

Pick one assholes!
 
2021-12-03 3:55:55 PM  
You better not pout, you better not cry
Or he'll for real pop a cap in yo' eye
Sanna Clawz is gunnin' you down
 
2021-12-03 4:01:23 PM  
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2021-12-03 4:01:36 PM  
Open and concealed carry is now permit free in TX without any training needed.

Guess he's getting the optional permit to satisfy employment requirements?
 
2021-12-03 4:11:55 PM  
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2021-12-03 4:19:18 PM  
HO. HO. HO.
 
2021-12-03 4:30:17 PM  
The War on Christmas just got real!
 
2021-12-03 5:09:52 PM  
Fun fact: in the state of Texas they will make you move to Oklahoma if you choose to have a pig valve installed instead of a beef valve.

Never mind that the pig valve works a lot better in a human.
 
2021-12-03 5:10:18 PM  
The cookies you leave out for Santa better not have raisins in it SO HELP ME GOD
 
2021-12-03 5:10:25 PM  
The Killers - Don't Shoot Me Santa
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2021-12-03 5:10:39 PM  
I've been suspicious and leery about Santa's existence since 1983 or so, but a concealed handgun permit - from Texas, no less - just happens to be on my Christmas list.

I've always wanted to believe.
 
2021-12-03 5:11:02 PM  
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2021-12-03 5:11:41 PM  
Futurama already called it...

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2021-12-03 5:11:51 PM  
farking psychos.
 
2021-12-03 5:12:14 PM  
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2021-12-03 5:12:32 PM  
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2021-12-03 5:12:43 PM  
I mean, do you think they'd give me one if I showed up in a Bugs farking Bunny suit? JFC this nonsense.
 
2021-12-03 5:14:11 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Sheriff:  "Look how awesome it is that people come and get Concealed Carry Permits!"

Also the Sheriff: "We HAD to shoot that guy because he COULD have had a concealed gun and we just want to go home to our families at night!"

Pick one assholes!



Makes their job easier when they know.  Ask Philando Castile.

Wait...
 
2021-12-03 5:14:20 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Sheriff:  "Look how awesome it is that people come and get Concealed Carry Permits!"

Also the Sheriff: "We HAD to shoot that guy because he COULD have had a concealed gun and we just want to go home to our families at night!"

Pick one assholes!


We should probably ban people from breaking the law.
 
2021-12-03 5:14:22 PM  

markie_farkie: Open and concealed carry is now permit free in TX without any training needed.

Guess he's getting the optional permit to satisfy employment requirements?


It's the El Paso County sheriff's office which is in Colorado.  It's also the fundie with Fountain, Yoder and Colorado Springs. I believe it's one of the few counties in Colorado that do not allow recreational cannabis sales so they're probably trying to get tax money anyway they can.
 
2021-12-03 5:14:28 PM  
Must be a liberal sheriff, giving out concealed carry permits to foreigners.
 
2021-12-03 5:14:37 PM  
Ahhhh. My "community".
 
2021-12-03 5:14:49 PM  

mrparks: Fun fact: in the state of Texas they will make you move to Oklahoma if you choose to have a pig valve installed instead of a beef valve.

Never mind that the pig valve works a lot better in a human.


Well, you wouldn't want the pigs to go the wrong way.
 
2021-12-03 5:14:55 PM  

markie_farkie: Open and concealed carry is now permit free in TX without any training needed.

Guess he's getting the optional permit to satisfy employment requirements?


I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Texas law does not apply in El Paso County, Colorado.
 
2021-12-03 5:16:37 PM  
The tax collectors had guns, duh.

Mary and Joseph had firearms with them in the manger.

The three wise men (Arabs ya know) were armed to the teeth.

Herod and his militiamen all had firearms.

All the way to the Romans being armed with machine guns at the crucifixion, for crowd control and such.

Guns are part of the first Christmas.  They should be part of every Christmas.  So don't whine about a 21st century Santa wanna be packing.
 
2021-12-03 5:18:08 PM  
Santa's Slay Ride
 
2021-12-03 5:20:37 PM  
Here I've been alive for some ^# years.
- 18 of them when I was a dumbass.
Okay, fair enough minus 19 or 20.
So in those other years in which I've achieved some semblance of conscious reality,
I've determined that the US is a sick farking country.
 
2021-12-03 5:20:51 PM  
Secret Santa
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2021-12-03 5:20:53 PM  
God, seriously the morbid fascination a good part of this country has about guns is just beyond disgusting.
 
2021-12-03 5:22:45 PM  
Grandma got her ass capped by Santa
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say the castle doctrine's only for white guys
We'll see which side the jury will believe
 
2021-12-03 5:23:49 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: DoBeDoBeDo: Sheriff:  "Look how awesome it is that people come and get Concealed Carry Permits!"

Also the Sheriff: "We HAD to shoot that guy because he COULD have had a concealed gun and we just want to go home to our families at night!"

Pick one assholes!

We should probably ban people from breaking the law.


It won't stop the cops because they are not required to know the law.
 
2021-12-03 5:24:08 PM  
Phhh. I got a concealed weapons permit for 15 different states mailed to me from each state after completing an hour long class, firing 50 rounds from my weapon and a background check. Rookies.
 
2021-12-03 5:24:23 PM  

jaytkay: markie_farkie: Open and concealed carry is now permit free in TX without any training needed.

Guess he's getting the optional permit to satisfy employment requirements?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Texas law does not apply in El Paso County, Colorado.


But it has "El Paso" in the name!
 
2021-12-03 5:24:36 PM  

whidbey: God, seriously the morbid fascination a good part of this country has about guns is just beyond disgusting.


The fetishization of guns and flags has always freaked me out about the USA. The default of "everything I don't like is Communism" and the aversion to traffic circles is weird too.

/after living in USA and NM for 17 years I still can't get used to it
 
2021-12-03 5:25:16 PM  
So basically the message is that El Paso County, CO is so unsafe that Santa needs to carry a concealed weapon when traveling through there?
 
2021-12-03 5:27:00 PM  
Coal in your stocking and a cap in your ass.
 
2021-12-03 5:30:29 PM  

Mrtraveler01: So basically the message is that El Paso County, CO is so unsafe that Santa needs to carry a concealed weapon when traveling through there?


it says NAUGHTY LIST
 
2021-12-03 5:30:59 PM  

Mrtraveler01: jaytkay: markie_farkie: Open and concealed carry is now permit free in TX without any training needed.

Guess he's getting the optional permit to satisfy employment requirements?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Texas law does not apply in El Paso County, Colorado.

But it has "El Paso" in the name!


That's Spanish for "the Paso."
 
2021-12-03 5:31:15 PM  

oa330_man: whidbey: God, seriously the morbid fascination a good part of this country has about guns is just beyond disgusting.

The fetishization of guns and flags has always freaked me out about the USA. The default of "everything I don't like is Communism" and the aversion to traffic circles is weird too.

/after living in USA and NM for 17 years I still can't get used to it


Oddly we have quite a few traffic circles in El Paso County, CO
 
2021-12-03 5:31:25 PM  
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2021-12-03 5:32:08 PM  
♫ Santa Claus is gunning you down♫
 
2021-12-03 5:32:09 PM  
And I thought Santa Claws was scary.
 
2021-12-03 5:33:31 PM  
the Paso

the Paso


I swear I said that only once.

What the Fark, Fark?
 
2021-12-03 5:34:06 PM  
No milk and cookies will make Santa bust a cap in your ass.
 
2021-12-03 5:35:42 PM  

bughunter: the Paso

the Paso

I swear I said that only once.

What the Fark, Fark?


The Paso

The Paso

The Paso's on fire...
 
2021-12-03 5:38:45 PM  

oa330_man: whidbey: God, seriously the morbid fascination a good part of this country has about guns is just beyond disgusting.

The fetishization of guns and flags has always freaked me out about the USA. The default of "everything I don't like is Communism" and the aversion to traffic circles is weird too.

/after living in USA and NM for 17 years I still can't get used to it


The traffic circles just expose how clueless and stupid American drivers can be.
 
2021-12-03 5:39:05 PM  
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