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(Twitter)   If you happen to run across the alleged Michigan high school shooter's parents at the store while you're out and about today please let them know they're supposed to appear at their court arraignment, because the cops can't seem to find them   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-12-03 3:14:49 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-12-03 3:20:28 PM  
Has a reward for dead or alive been offered yet?
 
2021-12-03 3:23:10 PM  

eurotrader: Has a reward for dead or alive been offered yet?


You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record) is reward in and of itself
 
2021-12-03 3:23:24 PM  
Sumbuddy call Dog.
 
2021-12-03 3:24:02 PM  
Actions of the innocent.
 
2021-12-03 3:24:23 PM  
In the thread were my exact thoughts also. No, it wasn't 'just you':

"Or you could have just gone an arrested them without announcing it to the world and giving them time to run, but that's just me"
 
2021-12-03 3:25:13 PM  
What if they go to Mar-a-Lago and claim amnesty?
 
2021-12-03 3:26:36 PM  
They're probably at Mike Pillow's place.
 
2021-12-03 3:27:40 PM  
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"Bruh... prayers out for a safe ending to this situation. I feel prayers all around us. We're gonna solve this with everyone safe and sound."

/Well, except for those kids their son killed.
 
2021-12-03 3:28:06 PM  

snocone: What if they go to Mar-a-Lago and claim amnesty?


Do they have the membership fee?
 
2021-12-03 3:28:08 PM  

snocone: What if they go to Mar-a-Lago and claim amnesty?


Oh man, I just got a HUGE schaden-boner thinking of Mar A Lago going out Waco-style....
 
2021-12-03 3:28:30 PM  

Badmoodman: In the thread were my exact thoughts also. No, it wasn't 'just you':

"Or you could have just gone an arrested them without announcing it to the world and giving them time to run, but that's just me"


Additional charges.
 
2021-12-03 3:28:49 PM  
If the pair ran after being told to show up for arraignment they will likely be kept in jail until trial. If they didn't like the idea of fighting the charges they are going to really dislike waiting in jail.
 
2021-12-03 3:33:00 PM  
They're attempting to paddle across the Detroit River as we speak.
 
2021-12-03 3:33:00 PM  

Badmoodman: In the thread were my exact thoughts also. No, it wasn't 'just you':

"Or you could have just gone an arrested them without announcing it to the world and giving them time to run, but that's just me"


A valid sentiment, but my understanding is that charges are brought (and announced) by prosecutors. Cops are just couriers. Possible PD first heard about the intention to arraign at the same time we (and the parents) did.

Doesn't excuse the screw up, just seems plausible
 
2021-12-03 3:36:50 PM  
If they were found floating face down in Lake Erie, it would sure save the cost of the trial.
 
2021-12-03 3:42:54 PM  
They ran to Kyle Rittenhouse for protection?
 
2021-12-03 3:50:06 PM  
 
2021-12-03 3:51:14 PM  
If these stupid farkers have gone on the lam, they're basically abandoning their kud to deal with all this himself. Class acts all round.
 
2021-12-03 3:51:16 PM  
The Sheriff says FBI and U.S. Marshalls are also searching for parents.
 
2021-12-03 3:51:17 PM  

eurotrader: Has a reward for dead or alive been offered yet?


Your move, creeps.
 
2021-12-03 3:51:34 PM  

shastacola: Police have issued a Be On The Lookout alert :


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/michigan-manhunt-underway-for-school-shooting-suspect-ethan-crumbleys-parents-after-charges-announced/ar-AARrtGh?ocid=winp-st


What, like they might be armed and dange-oh, right.
 
2021-12-03 3:55:44 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: shastacola: Police have issued a Be On The Lookout alert :


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/michigan-manhunt-underway-for-school-shooting-suspect-ethan-crumbleys-parents-after-charges-announced/ar-AARrtGh?ocid=winp-st

What, like they might be armed and dange-oh, right.


They're white. They might be armed, but they're in no way dangerous.
 
2021-12-03 3:56:40 PM  
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"And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns."

 
2021-12-03 3:58:57 PM  

GooberMcFly: AdmirableSnackbar: shastacola: Police have issued a Be On The Lookout alert :


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/michigan-manhunt-underway-for-school-shooting-suspect-ethan-crumbleys-parents-after-charges-announced/ar-AARrtGh?ocid=winp-st

What, like they might be armed and dange-oh, right.

They're white. They might be armed, but they're in no way dangerous.


Well... armed and dangerous... but in no way in danger of being shot by police.

/Please... prove me wrong. please please please please
 
2021-12-03 4:01:09 PM  
They are known to be MAGAts so the cops are probably the ones hiding them.
 
2021-12-03 4:02:42 PM  
I got an idea:

Police should announce "A person who will only identify themselves as "Q" has come to our department with additional information about the case. He is asking to speak to these parents and only them, as he intends to represent them in court."
 
2021-12-03 4:05:09 PM  
I give them 3 days until their double suicide happens.
 
2021-12-03 4:07:11 PM  
 
2021-12-03 4:17:58 PM  
Did they look for them at Kyle's house? They either want to shake his hand for being a fine young man or take issue with the fact that their son the school shooter probably looked up to him as a hero.
 
2021-12-03 4:32:02 PM  
The Laundries have no idea where the coulle are
 
2021-12-03 4:42:53 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 201x251]

"Bruh... prayers out for a safe ending to this situation. I feel prayers all around us. We're gonna solve this with everyone safe and sound."

/Well, except for those kids their son killed.


Jesus Courtney Love looks rough
 
2021-12-03 4:52:48 PM  
I said this story was going to have legs. I was right. I just didn't expect them to be the parents and the school who didn't search his bag or send him home with his parents.

/WTF
 
2021-12-03 4:53:03 PM  

JulieAzel626: The Sheriff says FBI and U.S. Marshalls are also searching for parents.


So if the feds are involved does that mean federal charges are incoming as well?
 
2021-12-03 4:53:07 PM  
They're in a closed door meeting strategizing with Kyle Rittenhouse and Ricky Schroeder.
 
2021-12-03 4:53:11 PM  

aimtastic: If these stupid farkers have gone on the lam, they're basically abandoning their kud to deal with all this himself. Class acts all round.


To be fair, what else were they going to do? Comfort their little serial killer while the state prosecutor rigs up the electric chair? Fark, I'd abandon my little bastard too.
 
2021-12-03 4:53:20 PM  
I read somewhere that the mother was sending letters to Trump about how great he was with guns or something. If true, the kid never stood a chance to be normal, and was probably groomed to be a killer.
 
2021-12-03 4:53:24 PM  
Hanging out in a hotel on their lawyer's dime hiding assets and waiting to surrender.
 
2021-12-03 4:53:53 PM  
100 bucks they're on a plane to Mar a Lago right now.
 
2021-12-03 4:54:16 PM  
You would think Zooming into your kids arraignment from a car was a good head's up that they weren't staying still.
 
2021-12-03 4:54:17 PM  
I kind of feel bad for the shooter's brother... I bet last week he wasn't thinking his entire family would be in jail...
 
2021-12-03 4:54:29 PM  
Let the parents of the 4 dead find them. fark these "people"

should be one of those no one in the town saw a thing situations.
 
2021-12-03 4:54:30 PM  
Where's Dog the Bounty Hunter when you need him?
 
2021-12-03 4:54:38 PM  

eurotrader: Has a reward for dead or alive been offered yet?


Just saying, if I saw them I'd feel threatened right away.
 
2021-12-03 4:54:58 PM  
I can't believe they bought their kid a semi-automatic handgun.
 
2021-12-03 4:55:06 PM  
The easiest way to find out if any couple are the kid's parents is to ask them, "Are you the parents of that school shooter, bro?"
 
2021-12-03 4:55:12 PM  
Check the local swamps. Maybe a gator got them.

Oh, crap, that was last month's manhunt.
 
2021-12-03 4:55:27 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I can't believe they bought their kid a semi-automatic handgun.


You ain't been to redneckistan much, have you?
 
2021-12-03 4:55:34 PM  

shastacola: Their lawyer is now saying they're on their way back.


https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/oakland-county/2021/12/03/oakland-county-fugitive-team-searching-parents-jennifer-james-crumbley-oxford-high-suspect/8855814002/


So, if they're coming back to town, and they know when, and the media knows all of this as well...

Perp walk? Live perp walk on TV?
 
2021-12-03 4:55:54 PM  

ColonelCathcart: I said this story was going to have legs. I was right. I just didn't expect them to be the parents and the school who didn't search his bag or send him home with his parents.

/WTF


If they had sent him home, you'd be amongst the vast glob of RWNJs biatching about persecution of thought crime by anti-gun commies.
 
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